maize Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Anyone want to play? http://universitytitlegenerator.com/?r=y It gave me: Deputy Coordinator of Academic Compliance to the Committee on Investor Partnerships Estimated salary: $92,601 No idea what that job would entail, but the salary looks nice... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyD Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I saw this earlier today. Love it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfunnybunch Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I'm more interested in the salary than the job.... Vice Chancellor of the Subcommittee for Neighborhood Technology Estimated salary: $366,830 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alte Veste Academy Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Deputy Chancellor of the Task Force on Strategic Investor Climate Estimated salary: $650,638 I'll take it!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolatechip Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Associate President of the Subcommittee for Investor Communications Estimated salary: $393,007 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maize Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 Too bad the title generator can't generate real jobs for all of us :tongue_smilie: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjffkj Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Vice President of Athletic Communications of the Task Force on Alumni Outreach Estimated salary: $343,749 Sounds so very much not likee but I'd do the job for a year simply for the salary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umsami Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Vice Coordinator of the Task Force on Strategic Community Partnerships Estimated salary: $88,671 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momacacia Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Associate Dean of the Task Force on Alumni Technology Estimated salary: $248,128 I'm in! I see there's tech involved, so I'm gonna need a few community college classes to get updated, but for that salary I'm willing to bluff for a few months. I've seen enough incompetency in the world, I'm sure I can pull it off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasider Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Deputy Chancellor of the Committee on Investor Partnerships Annual Salary: $593,592.00 I had to reload the first page because, at $32K a year, the first pretentious title wasn't pretentious enough for me. :smilielol5: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 This is cute, except it's not how I thiught it would work. I thought you give it some information and then it spit out a title that sounds legit. So, you say, "I make expert level ham sandwiches, correctly identifying which child likes mayo and which will puke if it sits on the same counter." And then it gives you Executive Director of Culinary Diversity and Nutritional Compliance. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalytic Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Vice Chancellor of the Office of Donor Services Estimated salary: $577,828 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Florida Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Deputy Vice Dean of the Subcommittee for Athletic Affairs Estimated salary: $133,843 (The idea that anyone would put me in charge of anything remotely related to anything athletic is even funnier than either the salary or the title, itself.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peach Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Assistant Provost for the Task Force on Academic Services Estimated salary: $230,133 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawz4me Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Executive Associate Executive for the Task Force on Dining Services Estimated salary $134,826 I'm not sure about the executive associate executive part, but I think I've got a pretty good idea about what dining services might entail. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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