Entertain me, please.

[Carrie12345]

FIL went in for surgery this morning.
Dh is out of town.

While I was on the phone with him, his mother called him at 11:43, so I hung up.

I texted him at 12:03 to just let me know everything is okay (so I know *he's okay.)

I texted him at 12:13 with a mild, half-joking profanity.

12:26 and still no response.

 

:crying: 

 

 

Who would like to tell me funny stories about stupid stuff they've done to keep me distracted???  :D 
 

[Miss Peregrine]

My friend and I once got out of the boat on Small World at Disneyland and danced on the ledge along with the animatronic dolls. Thank God this was before cell phones and probably surveillance cameras.  :lol:

[Carrie12345]

 Thank God this was before cell phones and probably surveillance cameras.  :lol:

 

Yeah, that's what I say about my first 30 years, lol.

[Debbi in Texas]

FIL went in for surgery this morning.

Dh is out of town.

While I was on the phone with him, his mother called him at 11:43, so I hung up.

I texted him at 12:03 to just let me know everything is okay (so I know *he's okay.)

I texted him at 12:13 with a mild, half-joking profanity.

12:26 and still no response.

 

:crying:

 

 

Who would like to tell me funny stories about stupid stuff they've done to keep me distracted???  :D 

 

 

A friend and I once enjoyed taking pictures with a male mannequin in a department store. On the same excursion we enjoyed running up the "down" escalator.

 

We had fun, until a security guard ruined it for us.

[wendyroo]

I've had my pet turtle, Nickel, since I was 10 years old.  When I went away to college I was homesick so my parents sent me a video of Nickel doing "tricks".  He found his way out of a paper bag.  He came when he was called.  He climbed into my Dad's shoe (shoes were always his favorite place to hide).  

 

It didn't occur to me until I re-watched the video years later that it was unusual for Nickel to be so active in the cool fall weather when the video was shot.  My parent's confessed that they cranked the heat in the house to 80* in order to perk Nickel up enough to shoot the "stunts."   :lol:

 

Wendy

[Chris in VA]

Various statuses from my facebook:

 

 

After dinner--
Me: Mary, go brush your teeth. You don't want to go tutor with
bean (soup) breath.
Me: "I liked my tutor, but she had Bean Breath."
Me: "That tutor is so pretty, but she has Bean Breath."
Me: "I hope I get that girl as my tutor," "Oh no, I heard she has
Bean Breath."
Mary: MOM I'M BRUSHING MY TEETH, ALRIGHT?

‪#‎rectorylife‬

 

 

When we had the blizzard--(We live next door to a graveyard)

 

Mary: Guess I won't be shoveling any neighbor's driveways.
Me: They won't pay you much.
Mary: Walking into a graveyard with a shovel probably isn't a good idea, anyway.

‪#‎rectorylife‬

 

 

Mr.Hodges to Mary: I bet those boots are good for kickin' all the boys' shins!
Mary: That's why they're scuffed!

 

Edited February 12, 2016 by Chris in VA

[mamiof5]

My 16 month old LOVES "Worldword" (a cartoon). His favorite characters are dog and frog (you can sense his excitement when he sees them). Lately, instead of crawling he literally hops like a frog (just lifts his 2 legs at the same time, kind of hopping). It's quite funny :)