imeverywoman Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 and my dh. I have my hands in my back pocket and flip my wrist to kinda loop my thumbs in the pockets when all of a sudden, to my deep horror, I hear a ripping sound. Yes, I completely tore the back of my pocket off the jeans, thereby revealing my patoot in all its glorious glory. I wanted to disappear. The rip was so loud that both guys said, "What was that???" My 9yodd, however, found this to be hilarious. My husband did not. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I'm afraid my husband would have been the one to find it hilarious...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 LOL! I'm not sure if you're at the laughing stage yet, but don't worry, you will be. And even your dh will be! And now, he will insist on you buying pants with riveted pockets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Forgive me while I sit here and giggle. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I'm with your 9yr old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdWTMer Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Oh, I would be sooo embarrassed...sorry this happened to you. I think that I would have actually crawled in a hole at that moment! :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volty Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Your husband and your dd both had the right reaction. Wardrobe malfunctions are always funny when you hear about it (or think about it) after the event, but never during or in the middle of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle T Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 and he would have told everyone about it! I would have been embarrassed though! It'll be a good story after your face stops being red! Michelle T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiguirre Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I hope you had a huge purse to hang over your behind until you got to the car. I totally feel your pain (in the butt:D). Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll go now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 That is a very funny story, of course, but your gratuitous use of the word "patoot" nearly knocked me off the couch :o My own DH would have been so overcome with hysterical laughter that he would have been no help to me at all. I'm sorry you were embarrassed, though! (On a somewhat related note, is it a coincidence that the word "embarrassed" sounds a lot like "bare-a**ed"?) I hope it was at least near the END of movie night, so that you could make a hasty exit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Oh man! That is really embarrassing, and I'd have just wanted to disapparate on the spot. My dh would've laughed too, I'm afraid. But then he'd help me find a coat or something to cover it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imeverywoman Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 I hope you had a huge purse to hang over your behind until you got to the car. Are you insinuating that I have a big BEEhind??? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly IN Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 :D This is so funny!! My dh would have laughed so hard right there on the spot. My kids would be laughing too. I would find a hole to crawl in. :p Thanks for the laugh- Holly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shell in SC Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 That has happened to me before, it seems that those of us that like to hang hands/thumbs/fingers off our back pockets increase the chance of ripping said pockets. . .that's actually happened to me twice. . .in public. . .I learned to stop doing that, it really wasn't hard b/c the memory of the ripping stopped me everytime I went to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call Me Cordelia Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I hope you were wearing clean underpants. Or any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imeverywoman Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 nt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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