Jump to content


So, we're at a movie night at church tonight and I'm talking with a male friend

Recommended Posts

and my dh. I have my hands in my back pocket and flip my wrist to kinda loop my thumbs in the pockets when all of a sudden, to my deep horror, I hear a ripping sound.


Yes, I completely tore the back of my pocket off the jeans, thereby revealing my patoot in all its glorious glory.


I wanted to disappear. The rip was so loud that both guys said, "What was that???"


My 9yodd, however, found this to be hilarious. My husband did not. :p

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That is a very funny story, of course, but your gratuitous use of the word "patoot" nearly knocked me off the couch :o My own DH would have been so overcome with hysterical laughter that he would have been no help to me at all.


I'm sorry you were embarrassed, though! (On a somewhat related note, is it a coincidence that the word "embarrassed" sounds a lot like "bare-a**ed"?) I hope it was at least near the END of movie night, so that you could make a hasty exit!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That has happened to me before, it seems that those of us that like to hang hands/thumbs/fingers off our back pockets increase the chance of ripping said pockets. . .that's actually happened to me twice. . .in public. . .I learned to stop doing that, it really wasn't hard b/c the memory of the ripping stopped me everytime I went to do it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Create New...