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I'm offended because I live in Texas and I don't have a horse.  Or a cowboy.  Where are my horse and cowboy?

 

Actually, a month or so ago I was going into a convenience store and this guy in full cowboy gear held the door for me, tipped his hat, and said, "Howdy, ma'am."  It like made my life.  I guess that was my cowboy.  He was the only one I've seen since I moved here two years ago.

 

ETA: That article didn't give nearly as much information as one I read yesterday.  Apparently the use of the term texas in Norway meaning crazy originated as far back as the 70s.  It isn't new.  It is from the depiction of Texas in wild west movies.

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Actually, a month or so ago I was going into a convenience store and this guy in full cowboy gear held the door for me, tipped his hat, and said, "Howdy, ma'am."  It like made my life.  I guess that was my cowboy.  He was the only one I've seen since I moved here two years ago.

 

I went to Dallas in the '90s because my dad was working there. I saw a fair number of businessmen in the downtown area wearing suits w/ cowboy boots & cowboy hats.

 

JR wannabees maybe? (ETA: <-----  ;) . This statement is a joke. I made a joke because I thought the whole point of this thread was something joke-y. I do not actually think that businessmen who wear some cowboy attire are only wanting to be like JR.)

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I'm offended because I live in Texas and I don't have a horse. Or a cowboy. Where are my horse and cowboy?

 

Actually, a month or so ago I was going into a convenience store and this guy in full cowboy gear held the door for me, tipped his hat, and said, "Howdy, ma'am." It like made my life. I guess that was my cowboy. He was the only one I've seen since I moved here two years ago.

 

ETA: That article didn't give nearly as much information as one I read yesterday. Apparently the use of the term texas in Norway meaning crazy originated as far back as the 70s. It isn't new. It is from the depiction of Texas in wild west movies.

They are in hiding.

 

But your lament that you don't have a cowboy reminded me of this song. Where have all the Cowboys gone.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=94qGpJvLCkU

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I went to Dallas in the '90s because my dad was working there. I saw a fair number of businessmen in the downtown area wearing suits w/ cowboy boots & cowboy hats.

 

JR wannabees maybe?

It is a very common thing to see businessmen dressed like that in Texas, has nothing to do with JR. Lots of people wear cowboy boots here, some with spurs, and cowboy hats too.

There are true gentlemen here and I am certainly going to miss it.

Yes, Butter, they call me ma'am too, tip of the hat. It is truly "a whole other country."​

 

 

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I went to Dallas in the '90s because my dad was working there. I saw a fair number of businessmen in the downtown area wearing suits w/ cowboy boots & cowboy hats.

 

JR wannabees maybe?

Not likely.

 

Most cowboys ARE businessmen. That's why meat and potatoes are not free.

 

Farmers are businessmen too.

 

Running a ranch or farm is BUSINESS. Long hours, hard work, dangerous, and more fickle than Wall Street business.

 

Also, it's a business that doesn't pay well, so most cowboys fund it by working "real" jobs. I am aware of a professor, a meteorologist, a dentist, an engineer, a former marine, who are all also technically "Cowboys".

 

Just sayin' 😊

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Maybe they mean to say "taxes" because their taxes are crazy.

 

It looks as if their tax rate is around 28% for those on average incomes, plus 8% for social security (which may include health premiums, I'm not sure).  So not too bad.  Norway has enormous national wealth due to management of oil revenues.

 

http://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens/work/taxes/income-taxes-abroad/norway/index_en.htm

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I've seen plenty of people in suits with cowboy hats and cowboy boots.  I'm talking boots with spurs, nice jeans, belt with gigantic buckle, plaid button up collared shirt, bolo tie, and cowboy hat.  The whole nine yards.  It was awesome.

 

I live in San Antonio.  I am sure I'd see a lot more people dressed like that if I did not live in a city.  Or if I went to the rodeo.  People look at me like I am crazy when I say I haven't been to the Rodeo yet.  Or Fiesta.  I just don't like crowds.

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It looks as if their tax rate is around 28% for those on average incomes, plus 8% for social security (which may include health premiums, I'm not sure). So not too bad. Norway has enormous national wealth due to management of oil revenues.

 

http://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens/work/taxes/income-taxes-abroad/norway/index_en.htm

They also have a high VAT - 25%. I think it's less on food items, but food there is already very expensive. Beautiful country to visit but not a cheap trip!

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When I was in Norway 3 years ago, my bus passed a pick-up truck with 2 bumper stickers on it:

"Johnny Cash is a friend of mine" and "Don't mess with Texas".

 

It was so comforting to see a bit of Texas so far from home!

 

(As to the usage in Norway, I just don't care.)

The Norwegian slang gives that "Don't mess with Texas" bumper sticker a whole new and hilarious connotation, though!

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Not likely.

 

Most cowboys ARE businessmen. That's why meat and potatoes are not free.

 

Farmers are businessmen too.

 

Running a ranch or farm is BUSINESS. Long hours, hard work, dangerous, and more fickle than Wall Street business.

 

Also, it's a business that doesn't pay well, so most cowboys fund it by working "real" jobs. I am aware of a professor, a meteorologist, a dentist, an engineer, a former marine, who are all also technically "Cowboys".

 

Just sayin' 😊

 

At the same time, you can't deny that there are plenty of urban Texans who wear cowboy boots and hats and jeans with their sport coats as an affectation, without ever getting anywhere near a a cow or steer unless it's already on a plate.

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The Norwegian slang gives that "Don't mess with Texas" bumper sticker a whole new and hilarious connotation, though!

 

Please explain. (Do I want you to explain?)

 

Don't mess with Texas started as an anti-littering campaign back in the 80s.  Well, it IS an anti-littering campaign still but no one thinks of it that way.  Apparently TXDoT is pretty strict about making sure the trademarked phrase isn't used in unauthorized ways. http://www.dontmesswithtexas.org/

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Please explain. (Do I want you to explain?)

 

Don't mess with Texas started as an anti-littering campaign back in the 80s.  Well, it IS an anti-littering campaign still but no one thinks of it that way.  Apparently TXDoT is pretty strict about making sure the trademarked phrase isn't used in unauthorized ways. http://www.dontmesswithtexas.org/

 

If one uses "texas" to reference a crazy situation, then the bumper sticker is basically saying "don't mess with crazy."

 

TXDoT take their own marketing too seriously.

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At the same time, you can't deny that there are plenty of urban Texans who wear cowboy boots and hats and jeans with their sport coats as an affectation, without ever getting anywhere near a a cow or steer unless it's already on a plate.

Sure. Same as I see folks affecting the hippy or rock band look even though they can't play an instrument and don't even have a house plant.

 

Or the current trend of women dressing like Hans solo even though they aren't Star Wars fans and have never fought a space war.

 

Fashion is situational or cultural and often makes no sense to others.

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It looks as if their tax rate is around 28% for those on average incomes, plus 8% for social security (which may include health premiums, I'm not sure). So not too bad. Norway has enormous national wealth due to management of oil revenues.

 

http://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens/work/taxes/income-taxes-abroad/norway/index_en.htm

I was being silly.

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Now that really made me laugh out loud. Every blessing to you, Umsami.

 

Re: Han Solo season, what the heck are we supposed to wear with our jeans and shirts besides boots and vests? Everyone has been wearing that for years.

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...Or the current trend of women dressing like Hans solo even though they aren't Star Wars fans and have never fought a space war.

 

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Wow ... I totally missed that one. Is that really a "thing"?

 

 

Yep. Has been for a couple seasons now too. The high boots, tight jeans, long shirt, vest.

 

http://duckduckgrayduck.com/2015/09/22/hans-solo-season-has-begun/

 

 

That just looks like what British posh girls wear.  It's the 'I'd so much rather be at a polo match' look.

 

 

:lol:

 

"Hans Polo season..."

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At the same time, you can't deny that there are plenty of urban Texans who wear cowboy boots and hats and jeans with their sport coats as an affectation, without ever getting anywhere near a a cow or steer unless it's already on a plate.

As the saying goes....those guys are all hat and no cattle.

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I thought everyone had heard "All hat and no cattle".   But, my brain can't figure this one out.  Even knowing it is equivalent.  Knickers are pants, right?   What does that have to do with a fur coat?   

 

No, knickers are underpants. So all fur (coat) and no knickers means all the outer show but none of the fundamentals.

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