SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 :lol: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/purify-your-system-with-the-seven-day-chili-dog-cleanse 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsunshine Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 That is boss. :thumbup1: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Well, I imagine that would be very cleansing. Might have to keep close to home, however. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Tick Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Hilarious. I didn't see it in there, but I assume the only liquids you are allowed are root beer or root beer floats? Preferably in icy mugs? We have a convenient hot dog drive-in place near us. I'll have to "float" this idea by dh when he gets home. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Count me in!!! :hurray: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 Seriously I might try this. The article says it's true and they can't post anything on the Internet that isn't true. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowing Brook Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 :lol: If you guys try it and then want to finish up your fitness and health program by losing weight try my uncles weight loss program. He ate nothing but a half gallon of ice cream after work every night for a month. He lost thirty pounds in a months time. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Five stars for this thread!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 :lol: If you guys try it and then want to finish up your fitness and health program by losing weight try my uncles weight loss program. He ate nothing but a half gallon of ice cream after work every night for a month. He lost thirty pounds in a months time. Haha... When they advertise those quacky diet pills on TV DH always says it probably works if you just eat the pills. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathnerd Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Seriously I might try this. The article says it's true and they can't post anything on the Internet that isn't true. I could definitely use "quicker neural pathways", so I would try this diet - only catch is that I am vegetarian, maybe Vegan Chili Dogs? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I could definitely use "quicker neural pathways", so I would try this diet - only catch is that I am vegetarian, maybe Vegan Chili Dogs? It might not work without the nitrates. Also, regular hotdogs have important and nutritious additives like hooves and snouts, which your vegan dogs would lack. You could try it, but I wouldn't count on getting the optimal results the rest of us will be achieving. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie G Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Well, I imagine that would be very cleansing. Might have to keep close to home, however. Which coincides perfectly with the mindful spending thread. Probably not going to spend much money while perched on a toilet. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom-ninja. Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Now I want a chili dog. I won't try the cleanse, but only because I do not believe in cleanse diets. If I did, I'd do the chili dog way! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom-ninja. Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Which coincides perfectly with the mindful spending thread. Probably not going to spend much money while perched on a toilet. Unless you have a wifi device in your hand.....just sayin' 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 I could definitely use "quicker neural pathways", so I would try this diet - only catch is that I am vegetarian, maybe Vegan Chili Dogs? Well it says there is some flexibility so yeah I think that would work too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 Now I want a chili dog. I won't try the cleanse, but only because I do not believe in cleanse diets. If I did, I'd do the chili dog way! I don't believe in them either, but I have to admit this one sounds believable to me. Ok, not really, but it sounds way better than choking down juiced grass. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 Which coincides perfectly with the mindful spending thread. Probably not going to spend much money while perched on a toilet. Although that may be negated by the amount of toilet paper one would need to buy. And you wouldn't want to buy the cheap one ply stuff. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Sounds like a good cleanse. :) Perhsps the whole family should do it. Get out neural pathways sped up after a year of slogging through information and learning it. :lol: Except, there are four of us, and only three bathrooms. :( 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 Huh...I don't think I'd end up living on the toilet with this cleanse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Hilarious! DH loved it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyJoy Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Unless you have a wifi device in your hand.....just sayin' Yep! My Amazon app gets plenty of bathroom use ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Huh...I don't think I'd end up living on the toilet with this cleanse. Me neither. I guess it's because our diets already contain a lot of super-foods like chili dogs and Doritos. I'm not a Red Vines fan, but I'm thinking I can eat blueberry Pop-Tarts if I feel the need for some fruit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 Me neither. I guess it's because our diets already contain a lot of super-foods like chili dogs and Doritos. I'm not a Red Vines fan, but I'm thinking I can eat blueberry Pop-Tarts if I feel the need for some fruit. LOL! Yes...exactly. I eat fatty meat already so... Red Vines make fun straws. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 LOL! Yes...exactly. I eat fatty meat already so... Red Vines make fun straws. We probably shouldn't sit here acting all superior about this, but..... :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 LOL! Yes...exactly. I eat fatty meat already so... Red Vines make fun straws. I eat a lot of fatty meat. I eat a lot of spicy food. I don't eat only that 3x day, 7 days a week. I toss in a vegetable here and there, and generally only eat twice a day. I think the chili dog cleanse might require a nice stack of reading material. ;) As far as my family goes - 2 of the 3 practically live in the bathroom already, so... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Not intentionally. (Wait--let me just get my SOTW 4....) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 We probably shouldn't sit here acting all superior about this, but..... :D We will die happy. People should take note. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirrellyMama Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Oh my, I almost had a cleanse just reading about it. Once I got to Campbell's Chunky I was afraid there would be some chunky on my bed. I'd like to forget I read that. Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trulycrabby Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I'm waiting for the Cheesecake Cleanse. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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