luuknam Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 http://www.playbuzz.com/margottouitou10/what-should-your-redneck-name-be Mistee Amber Dickens You’re a real pistol, Mistee Amber! You like to play by your own rules! Ain’t nobody gonna tell you what to do, not even your daddy, the Sheriff. You love to take tequila shots after a spin or two on the mechanical bull! You’re the wildest girl in the trailer park with a sense of adventure that can’t be rivaled. Yeeeeeehaw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandylubug Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Brandy Chrystal Rae 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 How in the world did I get Jim Willie Joe? I picked gender for nothing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Misty Amber Dickens I'm too hickish. I had a hard time choosing accessories because I have 4. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I am also Brandy Crystal Rae - You’re sweeter than pecan pie! You have a girl next door personality, and a weakness for bad boys in camouflage. Nothing gets you more excited than the idea of heading down to the county fair for some funnel cake and a ride on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Keep struttin' yer stuff girl, cuz you're the prettiest gal in the whole county! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberly in IN Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Another Brandy Crystal Rae. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrixieB Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Brandy Chrystal Rae Me too! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatherwith4 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Bambi Jayne Pickett :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Another Brandy Crystal Rae here. I think they only have three names. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneStepAtATime Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 How in the world did I get Jim Willie Joe? I picked gender for nothing. I got this one, too. Well, maybe Jim is short for Jamie, and Willie is short for Wilhemina? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Brandy Crystal Rae You’re sweeter than pecan pie! You have a girl next door personality, and a weakness for bad boys in camouflage. Nothing gets you more excited than the idea of heading down to the county fair for some funnel cake and a ride on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Keep struttin' yer stuff girl, cuz you're the prettiest gal in the whole county! That is funny because my mom's other name choice for me was ...Brandy! :lol: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Interesting...apparently my dh is also a Brandy Crystal Rae. :huh: :lol: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomtoCandJ Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm also Brandy Crystal Rae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umsami Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm Bambi Jayne Pickett and I didn't even choose stripper as a profession! "You’re going places Bambi Jane! Your dreams are as big as your hair and you’re gonna make it out of the trailer park and become a country singer if it’s the last thing you do! You've been saving your nickels and dimes by working long shifts at the Waffle House to earn enough money for a one way ticket to Nashville! You’re one determined lil Lady! Watch out, Carrie Underwood!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I got this one, too. Well, maybe Jim is short for Jamie, and Willie is short for Wilhemina? I decided to use the same choices, switching up the genders, and got the same thing. One thing I didn't like was not being able to pick bacon. All those dishes looked nasty, so I was FORCED to choose no bacon. What a travesty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmasc Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 What the...?!!! I'm Dustin Jayce Dickens. I picked female, so which answer did I choose that makes me 'the kind of guy ladies love to bring home to meet their Ma and Pa'?!! :) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJ. Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Mistee Amber Dickens here too. We're twins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaniemom Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 How in the world did I get Jim Willie Joe? I picked gender for nothing. I got Dustin Jayce Dickens. I guess the gender question was a nonfactor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRAAB Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Mistee Amber Dickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I feel so cheap and common. I'm yet another Brandy Chrystal Rae. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbridgeacademy Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Brandy Chrystal Rae Me too. I am the girl next door type, DH is a camo wearing hunter and looks the part of bad boy (although he's too silly to pull it off). I love the county fair and funnel cakes but will skip the tilt-o-whirl. I haven't "strutted my stuff" in about 15 years but I wasn't too bad at it when I did. Of course I'm from an area that proudly claims to be 99% hick. You’re sweeter than pecan pie! You have a girl next door personality, and a weakness for bad boys in camouflage. Nothing gets you more excited than the idea of heading down to the county fair for some funnel cake and a ride on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Keep struttin' yer stuff girl, cuz you're the prettiest gal in the whole county! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Ivy Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 DH: Bobby Braydon Boone You love to break the rules and get into trouble. You’ve been known to start a bar fight after one too many shot of Jim Beam. You’ve been kicked out of every Wal-Mart from here to Poughkeepsie. The local sheriff knows you real well cuz he’s locked you up in the slammer more times than you can count! But you don’t ever worry because you’ve got a loyal baby mama who bails you out each and every time.Me: Bambi Jayne PickettYou’re going places Bambi Jane! Your dreams are as big as your hair and you’re gonna make it out of the trailer park and become a country singer if it’s the last thing you do! You've been saving your nickels and dimes by working long shifts at the Waffle House to earn enough money for a one way ticket to Nashville! You’re one determined lil Lady! Watch out, Carrie Underwood!Pretty sure my husband did not appreciate my deep hick accent coming out as I read the selections. haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heathermomster Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 http://www.playbuzz.com/margottouitou10/what-should-your-redneck-name-be Mistee Amber Dickens You’re a real pistol, Mistee Amber! You like to play by your own rules! Ain’t nobody gonna tell you what to do, not even your daddy, the Sheriff. You love to take tequila shots after a spin or two on the mechanical bull! You’re the wildest girl in the trailer park with a sense of adventure that can’t be rivaled. Yeeeeeehaw! Me too! :party: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I *think* I grew up kind of redneckish. If my brother had been a girl, my parents would have named him Misty Dawn. I said later that it sounded like a weather report. :huh: I was skimming through one of the "You Know You're a Redneck" books one day while I was in the bookstore in college. One of the things was "...if your Thanksgiving dinner is not complete without a bottle of ketchup." Guess what my cousin asked for when we had Thanksgiving at Grandma's that year. Yep. And I grew up going to multiple carnivals every year; funnel cake is one of my favorite foods ever! My dh made me gluten-free funnel cake for my birthday last year because I hadn't had funnel cake in so long. Yum! :hurray: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Brandy Crystal Rae--a dime a dozen it seems :p I wonder if my name would have been different if I'd picked the red Solo cup instead of Jack Daniels. It was the only question I wavered on. ETA: nope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiguirre Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Well, Mistee Amber is vastly superior to my names in other decades: Lulie, Virdie and Voncile. And I do like funnel cake and the tilt-o-whirl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I got Jim Willie Joe, and I put down that I was a girl. That's messed up! I could barely even take the quiz. Bacon diet Coke? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternalsummer Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Somehow I feel like "What would your gangster name be?" "Shawneysha" would not go over well. But rednecks, let's make fun of them, it's PC, hahahaha although honestly, I'm fine with making fun of everyone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 Somehow I feel like "What would your gangster name be?" "Shawneysha" would not go over well. But rednecks, let's make fun of them, it's PC, hahahaha although honestly, I'm fine with making fun of everyone Actually, I was contemplating on commenting on the BU thread (when poppy said something about some GOP guy saying black people have new weird names and aren't integrating), and was looking up redneck names, and then ended up deciding against saying anything about that on the BU thread. I think naming your kid Joe-Bob or some such as their legal first name is probably going to be about as unhelpful on a professional job application as naming your kid Shawneysha. Anyhow, my truck driving instructor was proud to call himself a redneck, and truck driving school was the most fun I've ever had in any school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiguirre Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Somehow I feel like "What would your gangster name be?" "Shawneysha" would not go over well. Well, actually http://www.playbuzz.com/sambrick10/what-is-your-gangsta-name This one doesn't have M/F options, or maybe gangsta names are unisex???, so I got Gun Doggy (beeped out) Grabba -- gotta keep the hive PG I think playbuzz is egalitarian in their offensiveness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Brandy Chrystal RaeMe, too! LOL ETA: And for my gangsta name, it's Gun Doggy Ass Grabba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 Yep, I got Gun Doggy Ass Grabba as well. ETA: I had trouble answering some of the questions though, since I'm apparently a little clueless about Gangsta culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I feel so cheap and common. I'm yet another Brandy Chrystal Rae. Me, too. I'm thinkin' there's somethin' 'bout home-teachin' that comes out in a propensity to be Brandy Crystal Rae! Truthefully, though, I know my family tree doesn't grow far from the orchard of trailor people. I'm just happy to report I have all my teeth and they are predominantly white. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 The gender is broken 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Me, too. I'm thinkin' there's somethin' 'bout home-teachin' that comes out in a propensity to be Brandy Crystal Rae! Truthefully, though, I know my family tree doesn't grow far from the orchard of trailor people. I'm just happy to report I have all my teeth and they are predominantly white. And funnel cake - it's a Good Thing. :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechWife Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 What the...?!!! I'm Dustin Jayce Dickens. I picked female, so which answer did I choose that makes me 'the kind of guy ladies love to bring home to meet their Ma and Pa'?!! :) Me, too. I took it twice, same result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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