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First- if you are YE know that this blogger is not only not, but decidedly in the "Ken Ham is a turd of epic proportions" camp.

 

Second- if you have need of a good laugh, (and are not easily offended), the comments are hilarious.

 

Third- if you are already offended, simply by the fact that I posted this, know that I do NOT mean this as a bash YE thread. I think there is enough grace and space for those who claim the name of Christ to agree to disagree on the YE/OE issue. (Although I must admit that I am a member of the KHITOEP group.)

 

 

Link to blog post- http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2014/05/28/creationist-counterfeit-teams-up-with-genuine-neo-confederate/

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"the idea that it was originally designed by God to eat vegetables will seem “downright silly.â€"

 

WRONG.

 

Watermelon. Not vegetables.

 

:lol:

Oh my goodness, YES!

 

That was all I could think of when I read that.

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:lol:

 

I love, love, LOVE this comment...

 

Wait, being a soulless lying jerk who decives people for a living comes with a free Allosaurus skeleton that's largely complete?

 

Why the f**k did no one tell me this when I chose not to sign up for team a**hole?

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Giggled at this one too...

 

Even the skeleton looks embarrassed to be there. He's got this gobsmacked expression, like he can't understand how his life decisions brought him to a point where he's in a creationist museum, of all places.

 

"I'm not with these guys," he's saying to the camera. "Tell the Photoshop person to crop me out. I'd slink out of here in a heartbeat, but these damn steel rods."

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Giggled at this one too...

 

Even the skeleton looks embarrassed to be there. He's got this gobsmacked expression, like he can't understand how his life decisions brought him to a point where he's in a creationist museum, of all places.

 

"I'm not with these guys," he's saying to the camera. "Tell the Photoshop person to crop me out. I'd slink out of here in a heartbeat, but these damn steel rods."

 

I've made a huge mistake.

 

(someone needs to make a gif of that dinosaur saying that.  Get on it interwebs!)

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Thanks! Reading the comments helped get me through the TWO AND A HALF HOURS it took to get dd to sleep. :)

Happy to help.

 

When I got to the section about applying to be the resident troll I stifled a gaffaw.

 

The dog still felt disturbed and insulted enough to abandon her spot near me on the couch.

 

Obviously she did not understand the hilarity of dinosaurs, trolls and the Ham!

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I clearly need to watch Jurassic Park again!

 

I don't. It is my 15 and 9yo's favorite movie right now. Did you know it should really be Cretaceous Park? The t-rex should have dino fuzz. The velociraptors are not really velociraptors, but something else, I can't remember what. I don't have the proper kind of obsessed boy brain.

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