Kerileanne99 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 After reading the recent toilet paper slogan thread, I have been really noticing some outrageous slogans and signs. This morning, I had an appointment at the VA hospital, in a clinic that I had not been to prior. In the waiting room there was a sign on the wall that had me in hysterics:) "If you have been waiting more that 15 minutes and have not had vital signs, please see the front desk." It was a PERMANENT sign! Obviously, they meant if you have not had vitals signs checked, but.... For fun, what funny or ridiculous signs have you come across recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Idk, I'd have to agree. If you haven't had any vital signs after 15 minutes, you definitely need to see the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeaganS Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I saw a car lot billboard a few days ago that made me feel weird. It is obviously owned by a man whose last name is Beck, and said, with a big picture of this guy, "If you'll scratch our Beck, we'll scratch yours." What? No! Gross! I get what they are going for, but really? Dh and I spent the next 10 minutes of our drive trying to come up with better slogans for Beck. We came up with many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Oh, these are hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Idk, I'd have to agree. If you haven't had any vital signs after 15 minutes, you definitely need to see the doctor. ... or the mortician! Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 My kids and I were waiting at Vital Statistics for a birth certificate. There was a sign in a niche that said "Community Resource Kiosk." Underneath the sign was a trash can. We all still laugh about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod's mum Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I've got to add these toilet bans from the Sochi Winter Olympics Village that Adam Hill pointed out to me last night (via his UK show). http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/winter-olympics-organisers-bizarrely-ban-3110607 They include No Fishing in the toilet, plus one that I can not work out, the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa in Australia Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 to me the fourth one looks like someone using a syringe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeneralMom Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 It looks like a firecracker/grenade. So no throwing explosives in the toilet maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrixieB Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 to me the fourth one looks like someone using a syringe I think so too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 to me the fourth one looks like someone using a syringe That was my first thought too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 My kids and I were waiting at Vital Statistics for a birth certificate. There was a sign in a niche that said "Community Resource Kiosk." Underneath the sign was a trash can. We all still laugh about that one. But the question is how did you pronounce "niche" in your head when you read that? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdybird Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 That's a syringe in the last pic on the Olympic bathroom sign. Pretty bad when they have to remind people not to do that in the bathrooms. The No Fishing thing is a weird one though. Who fishes in the toilet? Mind boggled.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFaerie Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 My favorite was a sign on the side of a tanker truck: "Do not drink." That's terrifying to me because it means somebody did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 But the question is how did you pronounce "niche" in your head when you read that? :laugh: Haha. I saw that thread but I didn't read it. I say something like neesh. Good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elfknitter.# Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Someone brought a box of Yum Yum donuts to work today. Their slogan is "It all comes down to this: we build a better donut." I've never seen blueprints for a donut, but I'm now intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 The sochi: pretty sure it's 'no injecting heroin (or any other injectable drug) in the toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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