Doran Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Disclaimers all around. These are not meant to be taken personally. If they offend you, well...be glad you're not my neighbor. If you don't tolerate sarcasm, do click off now. It's time for another round of Doran's half-witted replies to random posts. :D Is it possible for a child to learn to play violin without a teacher? Of course. It just won't be possible to actually listen to the results. Why does my bread fall flat in the oven???? Because it forgot to tie its shoelaces. Do you have an entryway? Yes. We call it a door. ...addictive website Gee thanks. PUSHER! Traveling with a dog question You mean like, "Okay, people, WHEN are we gonna get out of this car, so I can lick my parts without falling over sideways?" Me again. I'm so stressed about this! What? You prefer being someone else? New Book... Dumbest Generation I'm waiting for it to come out on dvd. Has anyone made a Light Saber cake? Ah, c'mon, live large. Go with the Oozing With Fat Saber Cake just this once. What is the difference between steel cut oats and regular oatmeal from the store? The first one works out more often. Have you ever had a day when you just weren't in the mood to care for your toddler? Oh sure. Especially when he wants a foot rub and sex in the same night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: You are too funny, Doran!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Have you ever had a day when you just weren't in the mood to care for your toddler? Oh sure. Especially when he wants a foot rub and sex in the same night. This one is my favorite! :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 :lol::D:lol: Can you publish those? Something like, "The Wisdom from the Hive"? You never know, PHP may pick it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.S. Burrow Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Can I just say that I love sarcasm? And I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laylamcb Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Oh. my. GAWSH! You slay me, dear. That was too funny!! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melinda Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mrs Mungo Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Hey, I admit to being an addictive website pusher. :lol: I can't be the only one ignoring the state of my kitchen then I might feel guilt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sahamamama Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 What is the difference between steel cut oats and regular oatmeal from the store?The first one works out more often. :lol: I think I asked this question. Still don't know the answer, though. I must be part of the Dumbest Generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 :lol: I think I asked this question. Still don't know the answer, though. I must be part of the Dumbest Generation. Check it out. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdWTMer Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Ha! Thanks Doran for the laugh. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Oh, my! I think of these all the time, but don't have the guts to tell anyone but dh! Now I know I can share them with you, Doran! Yours are very funny! Btw, there's a Doran Fitness in my area--but I'm not anywhere near sea level, so it must not be yours! Chelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Doran, Thanks for brightening my day. Jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzanne in ABQ Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Teehee. Thanks for the giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkshire_parkin Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Those are hilarious. Thanks!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caitlinsmom Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 :) I think I said one of those. HEHEHE Love them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMCassandra Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Those are hilarious! I tried to rep you but I have to spread it around . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Hey, I admit to being an addictive website pusher. :lol: I can't be the only one ignoring the state of my kitchen then I might feel guilt! The state of your kitchen?! How's about the whole dang house!? That's where I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Oh, my! I think of these all the time, but don't have the guts to tell anyone but dh! Now I know I can share them with you, Doran! ...I think there're lots more of "us" than you'd ever imagine. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Is this why you have so many green boxes? Your witty repartee(sp?)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinmom Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 Is this why you have so many green boxes? Your witty repartee(sp?)? I thought it was for my incredible intellect. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinmom Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I thought it was for my incredible intellect. ;) Both, dearie, both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSinIL Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I'm just angry.....that I didn't think of these first! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brindee Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 :hurray::hurray::hurray: Encore, Encore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom to Aly Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Me again. I'm so stressed about this! What? You prefer being someone else? New Book... Dumbest Generation I'm waiting for it to come out on dvd. These are my faves--too, too good! And thank you for not including me in this!!! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 And thank you for not including me in this!!! ;) It's not about including or not including someone. In fact, I have no idea who any of these belonged to. I guess when people suddenly stop communicating with me, I'll know they didn't appreciate my "humor", huh? I wonder if the Ignore feature can handle the sudden influx?:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Virginia Dawn Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Uh, yeah. Every time I've come here in the last two days I find my self thinking, "Judas's mom has been betrayed? That's news." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 New Book... Dumbest Generation I'm waiting for it to come out on dvd. Thank you so much Doran, I really needed a good laugh today (not a great day) and you lightened my load. This one make me bust up out loud :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicole M Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Is there any such thing as a home study automotive course ... Yes, it's called, "Son, go spend some time in the garage with dad." It's like a disease. It's catching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 What is the difference between steel cut oats and regular oatmeal from the store?The first one works out more often. I about busted a gut with this one. I try not to say things that can get replies like this because for some reason I'm afraid Bill Engvall is just around the corner. Or if not Bill himself, dh pretending to be Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa in FL Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Doran, I love it when you do these! They are always the funniest things I read! Thanks for the laugh Melissa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy in Orlando Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Your timing was perfect. I so needed a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Bwaaaahaaaaa!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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