OrganicAnn Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I use Sh*t. I also like shite (pronouced with a long i) which you hear in Ireland. My first thought about Frat and Fart is that there are times when they probably smell the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbecueMom Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I say crap all the time, but I actually like carp, too. Went skinny dipping with a giant carp once. Long story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaceyinLA Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I've only ever seen carp on here, and I honestly always figured it was a typo. I really don't consider crap a bad word, so I never would've thought anyone would be replacing it with anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pippen Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I do not know what it says about me, but my kids believe f-a-r-t *is* the f-word. I think the f-bomb might bother me less than the f-word! :p Once when one of mine was a preschooler, he came home and announced, "Mom, I heard a bad word." Now this was of serious concern to me, because, beyond the fact that we don't swear in our home, 1) he could read and write at a very young age and 2) when he fancied a word I might find it written all over places (like my k-i-t-c-h-e-n w-a-l-l), and 3)he liked to say those words he fancied over and over again...out loud...with enthusiasm...in public. And 4) a friend of his older brother had just dropped the f-bomb a few days earlier in the van when all the kids were along with us. Preparing myself for the worst, I set about to find out what the young lad had heard. I had to assure him multiple times that he wouldn't get in trouble for telling me the bad word but he was reluctant so I was certain he'd picked up on it. Finally he giggled and confessed: "The word was stupid." Ah, the good old innocent days. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I say sh**, f***, d***, and such, quite prolifically at times. I believe in using the whole language. I don't allow ad hominem attacks from my children, though. There is a difference between using base language and debasing others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawz4me Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 We don't say either very often, but when the necessity arises we're apt to use either one. But in our family "carp" is an inside joke, relating back to The Andy Griffith Show (which we're all huge fans of). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danestress Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I hate the cutesy use of modified cuss words. I typically don't use the word 'crap.' I am not a cusser and there are always other words I can use. If you are a cusser and like the word, though, use it. But using a cutesy modification seems inane to me. Use it or use something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laundrycrisis Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I don't think crap is a bad word - in fact I use it, frequently. It is even in the movie "Robots". However, I know that to many who wish to maintain a 100% family-friendly vocabulary, both inside their head and out, it is considered a swear word. And I know that many people here would prefer not to see it. Out of respect, I type carp here. Everyone will know what I mean anyway, and I extend it as a kindness to those who are really bothered by not-so-polite language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onceuponatime Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 My father said crap when he was mad as I was growing up. I never heard other people say it, so I thought it was not "proper." I've never used it. When really pressed, I have been known to say "oh, poop!" which then makes me laugh. My daughter picked up crap at college. (That doesn't sound right) Out of respect for my delicate sensibilities, she says "crackydack" instead. It is a great word for diffusing tension and bringing a smile to everyone's face. When anyone outside the family uses crap, I couldn't care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanitaL Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Isn't carp a fish? Isn't English confusing enough? Carp is a crappy fish. And yet .... it's not crappie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanitaL Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Herb! (Well, crap. Now I really feel old because I got the reference. :leaving: ) Yes, I use the word crap probably more than I should, esp. since ds categorizes it as a swear word. I swear to him it's not... :lol: I start singing "Baby, if you ever wonder .... wonder whatever became of me...." every time we come down that hill on I-75 from Kentucky into Cincinnati! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspasia Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I thought that asterisk was a wildcard, for vegetarian or vegan. Yep. And it's veg*n, not v*gan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evergreen State Sue Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 My mama always taught me to talk sweetly. "Pleasant words are honeycomb. Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Sure hope I quoted that proverb correctly.) So instead of "sh**", I would say "sugar". Starts with the same shh sound and much sweeter! I have only seen carp here and have never said it or used it in writing. Personally, saying a kind of fish doesn't do it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted April 27, 2013 Author Share Posted April 27, 2013 My mama always taught me to talk sweetly. "Pleasant words are honeycomb. Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Sure hope I quoted that proverb correctly.) So instead of "sh**", I would say "sugar". Starts with the same shh sound and much sweeter! I have only seen carp here and have never said it or used it in writing. Personally, saying a kind of fish doesn't do it for me. Now I'm running down the list of possibilities... Fructose! Suffrin' sucanat! Kiss my molasses! There're a *lot* of sweet things out there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vettechmomof2 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 we watch Dirty Jobs and Mike Rowe always says crap so crap it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I like/use them both. I don't think I've ever met an expression I didn't like. Dh used to have a boss who would sigh and say "Ohhhhhh, poop" when he was frustrated. I though it was way more offensive than the "Sh!t" that everyone else says. I mean, really. S* is just an expression, but everyone knows what poop is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momacacia Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I do not know what it says about me, but my kids believe f-a-r-t *is* the f-word. :lol: 4yo thinks "Stupid" is the S-word and gasps when someone says it. "Mommy, they said a bad word." Me: "I know, I know. Sorry!" It's particularly hilarious when she calls out her very conservative paternal grandparents (who disallowed euphemisms) for it. Come on, Grandpa, straighten up and fly right! :lol: I'm gonna let it go though. Really, stupid is a stupid word. :hat: I have to say that around here, when the kids aren't in earshot, it's crap. And DH can tell by the tone of my voice whether it really means crap (like "all this kiddie crap we've aquired"---which loved for its alliteration) or if it means the real s-word. :leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I very rarely use any version of the word. If I do use it (once a year?) it would be the correctly-spelled word. Laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRAAB Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I have only seen carp here. Actually, I thought carp was a fish. Oh well. I have typed cr*p on this board since I found out some people are offended when they read it spelled out. But when I say it, I mean crap! It's not even on my radar as a foul word. Maybe crude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonlight Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Crap is not a word I want my 6 year old repeating and he would be the first...so I always say crud. It works for us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I've never considered crap to be foul language. Now I'm wondering about that other thread. My idea of foul language may be very different. I hate the sound of the word so, of course, both dds use it every chance they get. It's not something we consider bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslana Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 A line from one of my favorite movies starring Ringo Starr and Dennis Quaid, goes like this: "Caca, doodoo, sh$t!" So I'm in the obligatory "other" camp because there is no substitution for a good sh$t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I tried carp on here a couple of times after someone got huffy because I referred to canned cranberry jelly as "that crap in a can" in a thread about Christmas menus and recipes. I felt silly, so I stopped. Generally I say sh!t or some other such actual curse word IRL, though I've had to start watching myself again now that I have another wee one. I agree with using the whole language, and that it can be used appropriately without debasing others. I also happen to think stupid is worse than the words commonly thought of as curse words because it is more often used in a harsh, insulting, or demeaning way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanitaL Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I tried carp on here a couple of times after someone got huffy because I referred to canned cranberry jelly as "that crap in a can" in a thread about Christmas menus and recipes. Well, really, how else can you describe that stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I thought that asterisk was a wildcard, for vegetarian or vegan. Well, my tofu! I never thought of that! Brilliant. I wonder if it works for other things, too! I worked briefly as a kindergarten teacher, and one day a girl came crying because someone had use (whisper) the s word. I was beyond shocked. The term used, it turned out, was "shut up." I don't consider "crap" polite, but I definitely don't think it's foul language. It's clearly a stand in for something else. "Carp" is just silly. Some neighbor kids were scandalized when my son was talking about asphalt. They advised him "ass" is a dirty word, and he should just say "phalt." He really had no clue what they were talking about. I told him he should go K them a question. I never use the word "ass," but I sure seem to read enough moldy old children's books where characters call each other that. Sheesh. I find it so amusing that I read as is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Wasn't there a cream of crap soup thread here years ago? Was it Audrey?? Yes. I will say crap. I will spell crap. But, I will not eat that crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I don't think crap is a bad word - in fact I use it, frequently. It is even in the movie "Robots". However, I know that to many who wish to maintain a 100% family-friendly vocabulary, both inside their head and out, it is considered a swear word. And I know that many people here would prefer not to see it. Out of respect, I type carp here. Everyone will know what I mean anyway, and I extend it as a kindness to those who are really bothered by not-so-polite language. A friend of dd's will get shocked and offended if dd says crap, but the friend will say variations of g/d and other similar expressions without batting an eyelash; I think it's a family thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Say what you mean and mean what you say. If I am talking about crap, it doesn't rhyme with fish. Crap is crap. Carp is carp. Unless it is a typo and then that means I am on dd6's tablet that doesn't have spell check. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoot Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I do not know what it says about me, but my kids believe f-a-r-t *is* the f-word. I think the f-bomb might bother me less than the f-word! :p This is so me! I LOATHE the word fart. I told my son I would wash his mouth out with soap if he ever said it. The f-bomb... well, I mumble that frequently. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaJeanne Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 My mama always taught me to talk sweetly. "Pleasant words are honeycomb. Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Sure hope I quoted that proverb correctly.) So instead of "sh**", I would say "sugar". Starts with the same shh sound and much sweeter! I have only seen carp here and have never said it or used it in writing. Personally, saying a kind of fish doesn't do it for me. This made me think of the line in the movie Madagascar where Marty is running away from Alex. "Oh, sugar, honey, iced tea!" I only watched that 800 times with my kids before catching on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Woohoo! We can say crap! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Lynn Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I don't say any of the above, perhaps because I am too literal and visual. :D I used to work as a nurse. One of my main jobs was bowel programs. (spinal cord rehab) I have seen a lot of feces in my day. My favorite use of the word crap was during that time of life. One nurse had had a huge job of manual removal with a certain fellow one day. The next day she met him in the hall and told him she didn't want to have any crap out of him today. THAT was funny! When people use the word crap, I suddenly see a pile of feces. Most of the time, it doesn't fit. I know what they mean, but there is the visual anyway. I don't like to see the visual, but any time someone uses the word, there it is. Another reflexive thought is something about finding a bathroom quickly! Now the word carp seems much more fitting. Everyone is talking about fish, but the word also means to complain or find fault with continually, typically about trivial matters. I hear the word as a complaint. I know what they probably meant, but that is not the visual I get. They are using the word as an expression of complaint, so carp is pretty close. I know that the way I see it is not the same as most people feel about the word, so it is my problem, but if someone says it as a sudden exclamation I sometimes have the unfortunate and unwelcome image of them filling their pants. Yuck! I am not trying to be critical or anything, just saying that being too visual has its disadvantages, though sometimes it works out to be rather hilarious, too. Then I can get in trouble for snickering at the wrong moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dory Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I have found that there are some times in life when the dirtiness and intensity of the word works to get across the meaning of what I'm trying to say. That's only a once in awhile though. I don't think of it as a swear word but I was always taught that if I am using words of that type regularly that I need to broaden my vocabulary and learn how to express myself more fully. When I use the word, I use it purposefully, I don't just throw it around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I say crap. Like others have said, I had never seen carp until this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renthead Mommy Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 We say crap. I've always thought the carp thing was really stupid. However I have been known to say both. But then it would be while fishing. Usually something along the lines of "Oh crap! It's a carp!" Which by the way are really crappy eating! However over the last few weeks I have taken to "Shtako!" Made even funnier since I was actually in St. Louis this past weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa in Australia Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I don't say any of the above, perhaps because I am too literal and visual. :D I used to work as a nurse. One of my main jobs was bowel programs. (spinal cord rehab) I have seen a lot of feces in my day. My favorite use of the word crap was during that time of life. One nurse had had a huge job of manual removal with a certain fellow one day. The next day she met him in the hall and told him she didn't want to have any crap out of him today. THAT was funny! When people use the word crap, I suddenly see a pile of feces. Most of the time, it doesn't fit. I know what they mean, but there is the visual anyway. I don't like to see the visual, but any time someone uses the word, there it is. Another reflexive thought is something about finding a bathroom quickly! Now the word carp seems much more fitting. Everyone is talking about fish, but the word also means to complain or find fault with continually, typically about trivial matters. I hear the word as a complaint. I know what they probably meant, but that is not the visual I get. They are using the word as an expression of complaint, so carp is pretty close. I know that the way I see it is not the same as most people feel about the word, so it is my problem, but if someone says it as a sudden exclamation I sometimes have the unfortunate and unwelcome image of them filling their pants. Yuck! I am not trying to be critical or anything, just saying that being too visual has its disadvantages, though sometimes it works out to be rather hilarious, too. Then I can get in trouble for snickering at the wrong moment. :lol: now that is an appropriate time to use the word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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