Amber in SJ Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 1. It is called Ice Hockey for a reason. It will be cold. Spaghetti strapped tank tops with your bra hanging out are not going to cut it. Complaining loudly about how cold you are makes you look stupid. 2. Pants so low that your thong undies are hanging out are also not appropriate. You may think you are catching the eye of some cute guy with your sexy panties, but in reality everyone is staring because you don't usually see butt crack with goose bumps. 3. Taking arms' length pictures of yourself with your phone may be necessary for you to validate your existence but when your outstretched arm holding your phone covers the opposing team's goal crease causing the person behind you to miss not one, but two goals, it is going to get ugly. Someone might reach down grab that thong, then jump to her feet to celebrate the goal she missed. 4. Loudly asking, "Who is winning?" halfway through the third period when your team is up 8-2, alerts everyone to the fact that you are sitting in the wrong section. The section of benches where the view is obstructed by the giant pillar is the section for those who are at the game to wear cute headbands and text on their cell phones to friends who are three feet away. Please move to that section immediately. OK, I feel better now. Amber in SJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 :laugh: I can picture it all so clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 this needs to be a fb post :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatherwith4 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtsmamtj Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan in SC Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Ha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyDays Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 That needs to make the rounds, I think. :) And it can be extended to football games on cold days!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMamaBird Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Butt crack with goose bumps!! :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 If the game I attended last night had been college, I'd swear you'd been sitting next to me. My favorite was the young lady shouting, "It's not fair! The red team has more players! Look! They have an extra guy!" Yes, dear. That's called a power play. Now, I realize not everybody is familiar with the game and I'm not criticizing her for not knowing the rules. But I do wish she hadn't placed her pink-thonged backside quite so close to my face when she rose to make her protest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 ::makes note to self:: :smilielol5: Possibly the model for this dress and deportment guide is related to the young woman my dd saw at the grocery store wearing yoga pants over the thong, which did not cover the tramp stamp of a dollar sign, clearly visible when she squatted down to look at for something on a lower shelf. :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa R. Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 I'm actually going to a hockey game tonight as someone gave us free tickets. I've taken notes. I will try to comply with her wise advice. Plus seeing a middle-aged mom doing the above would be extra disturbing. I'd hate to see what Auntie Amber would say then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 New Rule: People showing butt floss at hockey games are susceptible to no-fault cross-checking from fans behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypamama Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 LOL! Never have been to a hockey game, but I can picture it. I like the site that has the "how to tell if you're dressed" list. "If your pants have kittens or ice cream cones on them, they're pajamas -- try again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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