Chrysalis Academy 45,969 Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 We got three ducklings....any advice? Make way! (I'm thinking of this.) Regards, Kareni I got it right away!! Well played. :hurray: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 173,744 Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Is it a lie? The cake is a lie. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cake-is-a-lie for those of you who don't have teens who play Portal. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SusanC 7,261 Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Is it a lie? The cake is a lie. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-cake-is-a-lie for those of you who don't have teens who play Portal. Love it, and I appreciate the translation. Someday I will sound so retro-cool when I pull that out. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ocelotmom 2,486 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 What is the best place to pierce a little girl's ears? Generally the lobes. Less-traditional locations can wait until she's older. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JFSinIL 5,878 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 wearing clothes more than one day well, most folks wear clothes seven days a week..... 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flowing Brook 2,271 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 For those with kids 18+ I guess if you need help raising eighteen or more children you could ask the Bates or the Duggars. I'm not sure anyone on here has that many children. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Posted April 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I was wondering if there are any Texas ladies I'm pretty sure there are. I think I would've heard about it if only men lived in Texas! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Anyone have good tips on leasing a car? We're leasing virgins :) I'd like to know where you go to lease a virgin. Thrifty Virgin Rental? National Virgin Rental? Enterprise Rent-a-Virgin? Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrysalis Academy 45,969 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Anyone have good tips on leasing a car? We're leasing virgins :) I'd like to know where you go to lease a virgin. Thrifty Virgin Rental? National Virgin Rental? Enterprise Rent-a-Virgin? Regards, Kareni How do you return the leased virgins in the original condition? :confused1: ;) 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 How do you return the leased virgins in the original condition? :confused1: ;) A very good question! I'd also been thinking of the rental company whose slogan is "We Try Harder" but decided not to pursue that line of thought. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrysalis Academy 45,969 Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 A very good question! I'd also been thinking of the rental company whose slogan is "We Try Harder" but decided not to pursue that line of thought. Regards, Kareni :lol: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 Greek mythology for 9th grade? Just a few more quests, please :) In medieval times, a quest might be for the holy grail. I wonder what the Ancient Greeks were looking for .... Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrysalis Academy 45,969 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Anyone else ever wake up Why yes, just this morning in fact! What a coincidence. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrysalis Academy 45,969 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Deconstructing Penguins - how to? I recommend a very sharp knife. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrysalis Academy 45,969 Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Any History of Dance Programs? Why yes, I've taken several - swing dancing, belly dancing, zumba dancing. Thanks for asking! (Ok, ok, I'm really unmotivated this afternoon! ;) ) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Year Round Mom 219 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Don't want a debate - I want to vaccinate but not sure how... ...I feel about cow. Cells. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 173,744 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Everytime I see "S/O" on a thread I read "significant other" but I think here it's "Search of." No, here it stands for "spin off" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Posted April 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 If you had an odor in your house What do you mean "if"???? I live with 5 males!!! :001_huh: 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dhudson 672 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 If you had an odor in your house.... I would tell my teenage son to take a shower. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 173,744 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 How did you come by your job? I got pregnant. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Goat people please help You're asking satyrs for help? They may need help more than you do! Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 HIVE Moms - What to do with a ton of carrots? I suggest finding a LOT of bunnies. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 We need more Canadians! If only I were Canadian, I would say, "I'm working on it!" Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Does anyone have 2 children? Nope, they all have zero, one, three or more children. Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
La Texican 633 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 favorite-homemade-housecleaning-recipes Vodka and cranberry juice is my favorite recipe for housecleaning. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Jean in Newcastle 173,744 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Can Someone Explain Eyebrows to Me? Well, they are those frowns made out of hair over your eyes. They can go up in surprise and down in anger. But other than that? They're pretty lazy and don't do much. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Do you stub your toe or stump it? I prefer to do neither. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrysalis Academy 45,969 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Do you stub your toe or stump it? I prefer to do neither. Regards, Kareni Ok, that about made me spit my coffee! :smilielol5: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 who eats a family meal at the table together? I know! I know! The Waltons! I don't remember them making meals out of whole families. They were usually quite frugal, and could make just one family member last for several meals. : D 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 "Whose Going to Tackle Saturday with me?" I'll go with you just to get out of the house, but I just want to observe and not participate in the actual tackling. Hear hear! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 What can I do with this yarn? Tell it. Never thought I'd say it, but: ROFL! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Zombie president.... http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/rofl.gif Didn't they actually make such a movie? Yes, I am clueless. We watch recorded TV and Netflix,so we don't see commercials or trailers (except when driving down the roadl.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Fencing moms? Did you have it in mind to put us behind fences for our protection or to give us a break from the children? Barbed wire might work well. Regards, Kareni No, the catapults the kids built for physics can shoot past the barbed wire. Put up electric fencing instead. They'll spend all their marshmallow ammunition shooting that, just to watch the results. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Running oven when no one is home? Why do you suspect this is happening? Is it leaving shoe prints around the house? It does if it's a Maytag! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 SOTW #1 ?, which chapter had the chickens in it? The chapter after the one about the egg. Or perhaps it was before the chapter about the egg.... please help the apple challenged Here ya go: (pic of apple cutter removed) How do you keep up with your favorite authors Sigh. There is just No. Way. I can keep up with the amount of writing that they put out; there just aren't enough hours in the day. Well, first I dye my hair and change vehicles regularly, to avoid the restraining order. Then I install a governor on their cars so they can't drive fast enough to get away. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Traveling to Rome and Don't Know Where to Start I suggest starting from your present location. It makes things easier when it comes to packing. Yahoo maps used to have driving directions from NFC to London. If traveling to Rome by car from the U.S. I highly recommend finding those. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Who has passed a kidney stone? Only if it has done the work to earn the grade! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 The doorbell just rang. Make no sound Tiptoe across the floor.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Who has a narcassacistic mother? My kids do! ! ! "I can't wait to look in the mirror, because I get better looking each day." (just kidding!! I looked in the threads and know they're not talking about vanity.) Hmmm, "narcassacistic" Would that be someone who makes snide comments about himself? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 "My new roof is blowing off" Okay, normally I don't condone violence, but do you have a gun? Look out your windows and if you see a wolf, just go ahead and take him out. Problem solved. "My house smells of skunk" Okay, same thing. This time, start searching in low dark places like closets and such. When you see him, take the previous advice. (Says the non-gun-owning animal lover) ;) My grandma nearly killed my grandpa after he shot a skunk in the root cellar. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Posted May 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Spider or tick? Neither for me, thanks! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Pros/cons of combining children First, it is important to keep in mind that some children are oil-based and some are water-based. They do not combine easily, though with a good shaking you can get a passable emulsion. Taste before seasoning -- I have found that each individual child brings his/her own unique flavor to the mix. Take care not to let one flavor overpower another! :w00t: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Only if it has done the work to earn the grade! Can you tell my kids and I have been watching a lot of Dick Van Dyke Show lately? Buddy Sorrell is certainly rubbing off on me! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Help me find a thread? Have you checked your sewing basket? Alternatively, I have a couple hanging from my shirt. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Talk me out of Latin Alive Okay, dear, why don't you give me the big book and climb down from the ledge? Latin can be optional! You don't have to let it kill you! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 How much is too much? When the dishwasher is spewing suds all over the floor you have probably used too much detergent. With chocolate,on the other hand, there is no such thing as "too much"! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 61,352 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 How do you combine 2 approaches to math? I'd suggest adding. (Perhaps one of those two curricula cover that concept!) Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 How long do you wait before re purposing a college kid... If they are floundering in their current studies, or if they finished their studies 2 years ago and are still living with you due to not having found a good job then maybe it's time! (cheesy grin) I'm on my phone, and the full thread title didn't display. I found the exact amount that would display quite entertaining! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TGHEALTHYMOM 376 Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Spelt? Saying this gently...I think you mean spelled. That's the past tense of the verb spell. As in, "I spelled all four words correctly," not "I spelt all four words correctly." Hth! My Spelt is an ancient grain I bake with .... laughing.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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