luuknam Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 New Baby Suggestions, please Most people get them by doing the "man lying with a woman"-thing and then waiting about 9 months, or using a turkey baster, or combining the male and female cells in vitro and then putting it in the woman. But adoption or fostering are options too. Some people even steal them. :leaving: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 New Baby Suggestions, please Well, that depends...... there's human, or puppy, or kitten, or goldfish, or hamster...... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Favorite oven mitts or small hands? Depends on what for. For getting stuff out of the oven, I'd vote oven mitts. Small hands are too cute to be burnt getting stuff out of the oven. :D 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 How do I teach division, quickly? Just don't. 'Quickly' is not a recommended method for division. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 "I wish I would of" ..... used the word "have." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 It's February! Plans for your AL? This thread needs to die. Preferably months ago. Still traumatized from last winter - I need it to stop, now. P.S. Yay, first day of summer break! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Experience with afterschooling with a nanny? I'm not going to afterschool a nanny. I'll just be picky and hire one that's already educated. Not that I have the $$$ for any nanny, educated or otherwise. Or maybe I could get someone to be a nanny in exchange for me teaching them English and GED prep? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 He made it to 3! Okay, I know that parents like to boast about their kids learning academics, but I think people usually don't really get excited about their kids' counting skill until they count to 10 or so. But while we're at it: B made it to 714! The only reason he stopped was because we got to the library, so now he says it's 714 steps to the library. He really takes more like 3 steps per count though, so it's closer to 3*714 steps to the library. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 How long per day to teach Saxon 1 and Saxon 3? All.Day.Long. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Somehow, I've been here for a few months and just found this thread. I didn't know that the forum had a special place for snark! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Deciding which scores to send for scholarships ACT/SAT Your own child's correct score? ;) A made-up score would look so much better, though... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Do you ever just get overwhelmed and give up? All.the.time. Oh, wait. this is about living sans toxic chemicals and products? Nope - I don't even get started on trying to live without those. :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Do you have bible study for kids that you really like? Well, yes, but I *really* recommend that you include all your kids in bible study time. The kids you don't like will notice they're being left out, and it might really hurt their feelings. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I am toast I am Nutella. I think we'll get along just fine! Regards, Kareni 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Potty Training Pants I have never had a potty that attempted to train anything. Ought I feel deprived? or fortunate? Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutingmom Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Potty Training Pants I have never had a potty that attempted to train anything. Ought I feel deprived? or fortunate? Regards, Kareni I think she is trying to potty train the pants. I didn't know they have to go.... do mine hold it until they are in the washer?? Sent from my SM-T530NU using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 How much do you tip the pizza delivery person? *********************************************** Only enough so that the change in his pockets fall out! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I think we have bedbugs ************************** Stop boasting! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutingmom Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Please tell me it gets better .... i Ok - It gets better did that help? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clear Creek Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Do you get fully dressed each day? Nope, some days it is so warm here I only get dressed halfway :D Usually the bottom half so I don't stick to the chairs. Dad School My...er...friend's...husband could have used that when he was a new dad. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Bored Bored Bored This reminds me of a song we made up -- think Mozart's 5th. Bored. I'm bored. I'm bored; I'm bored; I'm bored. Bored. I'm bored. I'm bored; I'm bored; I'm bored. Bored. Bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Can an astute person who understands world Economics explain Greece's problems to me? They need more money. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 I wish my teacher would have used... deodorant. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Free lifetime membership to Lessontrek...not sure how long it lasts Your lifetime, or the offer? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 How do you plan? Reigns or no reigns? :) Reigns? For sure. I am the Queen of the Castle. I have no plans to abdicate. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I think we have bedbugs ************************** Bed bugs at camp, now what? **************************** Stay calm and don't let them get away! Collect as many as you can in a large glass jar. Then when you get back home you can release them. The poor things must have gotten into your bedding and accidently rolled up. They must be terrified in their new surroundings! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I wish my teacher would have used... deodorant. Regards, Kareni Mouthwash! And I'm serious! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 of rest and given the lineup he'll now face If I write a novel with this (spam) thread's title, will I get in trouble for copyright infringement? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I was there when history was made! Me too! History has been being made by and around me for almost 31 years now (and that's not including the time my mom was pregnant with me). We'll probably keep making history until the day I die (after which others will presumably continue without me). (I'm a firm believer that history is not just about a few important people and events but about all of us) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Need advice on giving advice **************** Okay, but first I'll have to get some advice about you giving advice about me giving advice. Right??? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 infinity collar great for dogs who pull *************************** weeds out of the ground socks off your feet washing off your line apart kids toys on other dog's tails 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Schooling with 4 Littles. Ain't nobody got time for that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Oops, double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K&Rs Mom Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 cell phones for kids Sounds like a good trade, but I think there are laws about that. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad 4 Boys Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Sharing a Bedroom With a TV One of my favorite arrangements. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelotmom Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Who else is going to dress like a cow day? You mean running around naked? Not really my thing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Who else is going to dress like a cow day? You mean running around naked? Not really my thing. Alternatively, you could run around in leather! Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 If your kid went to camp without her retainers... I think I've read too many historical romances as my first thought was to wonder why a child might need staff to accompany her to camp. retainer(rɪˈteɪnə) n 2. a servant, esp one who has been with a family for a long time Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I most definitely want to go to a camp with retainers. I would feel like a princess! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Still conflicted with chrome headlight grills Personally, I like something like a Weber. My hamburgers always slide off the headlight grills and that chrome is so hard to keep clean. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I hate ticks!!! They tick me off!!! Help! I want to buy a freezer It's okay. It's pretty normal. Sometimes people want to do things like that. You're not crazy just because you want to buy a freezer. Or: Help! I want to buy a freezer Sorry, you'll have to earn the $$$ for that yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Rental wisdom needed And if you could throw in some patience, too... I'll try to have it back on time. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 What did you do when your child asked to go to public school?"What? You want to be an unsocialized public schooler?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 CAP French for Children is out Good to know. But what's in? #homeschoolingfashions 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 People who go on killing sprees Maybe try a different forum? I don't think they're all that common on this one. Right? Right!!? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink and Green Mom Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Disney World - Who? What? When? Where? How? You forgot the most important question - WHY?? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Disney World - Who? What? When? Where? How? You forgot the most important question - WHY?? Who? - Some 19 million visitors in 2014. What? - It's a theme park. When? - Since 1971. Where? - Orlando, Florida. How? - With a lot of money... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Planning anxiety... Good grief, don't plan it! Anxiety comes on its own often enough! 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Toilet Training You Cat? I think Cat's already toilet trained, but thanks anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Planning anxiety... Good grief, don't plan it! Anxiety comes on its own often enough! With the right meds you can plan when *not* to have anxiety though. :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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