simplemom 428 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 "Is AAR for me?" ....I'm not sure. But if you're over 50, AARP might be. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simplemom 428 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 "Language question for a 6 year old" usually questions on the K-8 forum are for grown ups, not for 6 years olds. Maybe try asking your question at the playground where you are more likely to get answers from a 6 year old. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simplemom 428 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Last one before I go to sleep (BTW, this forum game is hilarious) "What's for dinner?" This answer gives extra game points for anyone who watched HeeHaw back in the day when Grandpa Jones answered this question each episode..... http://youtu.be/-FkgpB3MAPU 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Angie in VA 5,239 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 "Is AAR for me?" If you're a pirate, yes! 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Angie in VA 5,239 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Do you have too many books? Are you serious. Haaa Haaa Haaa! Really? Me no, I never, ever have enough books. What SageRebel said! (See my signature.) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jasperstone 2,225 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 How do you wake up in the morning? ------------------------ By opening my eyes first. Otherwise I end up bumping into things. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MiMi 4under3 2,081 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 How do you wake up in the morning? Um, I just open my eyes. Is there another way? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MiMi 4under3 2,081 Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 MTHFR Am I the only one who thinks this looks like an acronym for a rude expression? Regards, Kareni Yes, thank you, this has been bugging me ever since I first saw it. :lol: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SageRebel 155 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Am I right to worry that a grand piano would spoil a kid? If you dropped it on them you might spoil them. You would probably cry out MTHFR if it landed on your toe. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zydruna 286 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Age for a cell phone... Mine is about 3 years old. Probably time for a new one. Please repeat after me... after me... after me... after me... after me... after me... (how many times should I repeat it?) 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 62,390 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I want to SCREAM!! You want to SCREAM! We all want to scream for ICE CREAM! Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutingmom 2,215 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Here is the carp I'm dealing with--YE people, look here Where is the carp? Did it go swimming by while I wasn't looking? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutingmom 2,215 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Does it Matter that I'm not Imaginative? Doesn't matter to me.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutingmom 2,215 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Small tiny mini-vent To bring up just a little heat from the furnace? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zydruna 286 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Amazon addicts... Yes, yes it does 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jasperstone 2,225 Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 I'm in Love with Audible! ------------ Yeah, such a cool guy. I dated him once, as well. All went well until I turned him down. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutingmom 2,215 Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Do you have a vacuum you love? Um,no - that seems like the ultimate in falling for the wrong 'person' (an inanimate object? Really? I think anyone could do better....) 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jasperstone 2,225 Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Need help finding 100% cotton BooKshelves ------------------------------- They are generally made of wood for a good reason- books are heavy. ... Good luck finding cotton ones that will hold the weight! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slache 87,548 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Need help finding 100% cotton BooKshelves ------------------------------- They are generally made of wood for a good reason- books are heavy. ... Good luck finding cotton ones that will hold the weight! I didn't realize the K was capitalized at first glance and was so confused. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jasperstone 2,225 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 I didn't realize the K was capitalized at first glance and was so confused. It took me a few seconds to register upon reading the title, as well. :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jasperstone 2,225 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Spark People ----------------- Stay away! Otherwise they could light you up. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 62,390 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 What should I make with a large purple cabbage and some peaches? Add a vase with flowers and a wine bottle, and grab your paints. You can do a fine still life. Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 174,634 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 This is a scam, right? No, you really are my twin separated at birth. To receive your birthright send $6000 to my Nigerian bank account so that I can file the inheritance fees for your millions. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jasperstone 2,225 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Ever wish you could unfollow a bunny trail? --------------------------------- Yep, except I would get lost! So it's safer following the bunny or its trail. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jasperstone 2,225 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Frozen Fever: Thoughts? --------------------------- They are extremely uncommon! Mine generate heat, so go to the docs straight away, as it doesn't sound good! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SageRebel 155 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 If you don't have eggs for breakfast then what do you eat? The souls of the little children that bicker and whine before I have had my coffee. 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SageRebel 155 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Upright pianos: which brands should I consider? The ones with good posture. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutingmom 2,215 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Finishing basements Is that an underground 'finishing school'? Perhaps for people that can't quit afford the above ground ones? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SageRebel 155 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 If you have multiple kids: combine or keep separate? I keep combined, until they fight. Then I separate them out. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Posted March 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 If you don't have eggs for breakfast then what do you eat? The souls of the little children that bicker and whine before I have had my coffee. :zombiechase: 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zydruna 286 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 What does your 11-12 year old girl's room look like? A tornado hit it Dog with new paw problem, any ideas? Your dog has a new paw? Is it a prosthetic? Such amazing advances in veterinary technology! Straw bale gardening? I don't think you can actually get straw to grow, it is already dead. But hey, give it a try! Help me choose the right kind of dog! I like the already-house-trained, non-excessive-barking kind! 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 62,390 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Appendicitis in Italy Somehow I think the song "I lost my appendix in Italy" won't be quite as popular as "I lost my heart in San Francisco"! Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutingmom 2,215 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 If you have multiple kids: combine or keep separate? You are considering combining the multiple kids to make a single kid? Are you a mad scientist? Wait a moment...... can you take the best features of all of them, remove any annoying/bad features - and make a perfect child??? this might have possibilities..... 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutingmom 2,215 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 If you have multiple kids: combine or keep separate? You are considering combining the multiple kids to make a single kid? Are you a mad scientist? Wait a moment...... can you take the best features of all of them, remove any annoying/bad features - and make a perfect child??? this might have possibilities..... but would he end up with multiple-personality disorder??? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zydruna 286 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Facebook - how do I turn off... Are you using a desktop, laptop, phone? On a phone, the power button is usually on the side or at the top. On laptops they could be in one of the corners or at the top. You might find the desktop power button on the tower console. But if none of those work you could remove the power supply by unplugging or taking out the battery. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zydruna 286 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 dress my hijab wearing tween for wedding I don't know about your tween, but my pre-tween would be very uncomfortable with some random person from a message board showing up in her room to help her dress. She is old enough to dress herself, loosen those apron strings just a tad ;) The downside of Facebook Wait...there is an upside of Facebook? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simplemom 428 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Ugh! You can't "sale" things at a yard "sell" .....You can't? I bet it would be the best place to sale my used English grammar curriculum with a focus unit on homophones. ETA: oops I meant to write "best place to SELL my used English grammar curriculum," but leaving the mistake in place because it's an ironic mistake given the context, lol. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simplemom 428 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 "Pet rabbit with dogs and cat?" Yes. If you pet just the dogs and cat, the rabbit will get jealous. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zydruna 286 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Help me copy this Princess Bride cake Inconceivable! 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simplemom 428 Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 "Help me copy this Princess Bride cake" This chart may help.... http://www.auburn.edu/rdggenie/letters.html 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FO4UR 9,270 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Help me with a cleaning dilemma Toss your dirty laundry over it. That seems to work for my son. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scoutingmom 2,215 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 So You Really Want to Learn English No, thanks. I already know English. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 62,390 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 What would it take for you to hold a child back? Muscles! Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simplemom 428 Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Okay, I apologize in advance for being addicted to this thread. I SO wanted to post this under the actual thread as a joke, but decided this thread was the more appropriate place...so here it goes, and please no flares.... "Stress eating (AKA How do I keep from shoving everything into my mouth at the end of the day?)" ....read the "Prescription Drugs-Necessary?" thread at the end of each day BEFORE you get the munchies. Then you will feel too guilty to actually act on your desire to eat under stress. No judgement from me if you still indulge. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 "Pet rabbit with dogs and cat?" Yes. If you pet just the dogs and cat, the rabbit will get jealous. OH, I thought she was using the rabbit to pet the dogs and cats, you know, to keep allergens off of her hands? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 CC: Describe a "Martha" personality and I think... She has long, blonde hair and a flouncy walk. She's the oldest girl in the family, and tends to get treated special, causing a younger sib to complain, "Martha Martha Martha! All everyone ever talks about is Martha!" 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMJ 31,946 Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 OH, I thought she was using the rabbit to pet the dogs and cats, you know, to keep allergens off of her hands? And now I realize I had it wrong -- she must be allergic to RABBITS. She's using dogs and cats to pet the RABBITS. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Posted March 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 And now I realize I had it wrong -- she must be allergic to RABBITS. She's using dogs and cats to pet the RABBITS. Get it straight, wouldja? :D 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kareni 62,390 Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 How to teach Research Papers Well, first you have to make them sit down and pay attention! Good luck with that. Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jasperstone 2,225 Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Chicken People....can you help me with my sick chicken? -------------- Is it a sick chicken child? If that's the case ring the vet & doctors for advice. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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