Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted January 31, 2013 Teachin'Mine started this a while back, and it ended up on the Gen Ed board when we got the new system. I thought this board would be a better place for it, so let's go again! Here's what I posted yesterday on the Gen Ed board: I've missed this thread! Ready for a resurrection? No offense intended! JAWM Lg Family Renting Hurdles I don't know of a place that rents hurdles to any size family. Bikes, yes. Hurdles, iffy. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted January 31, 2013 Whoever linked me to that diaper bag had better bring the bolt cutters. I know it seems like we're always hooked up to those things when our kids are little but this person is taking it too far! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted January 31, 2013 Whoever linked me to that diaper bag had better bring the bolt cutters. I know it seems like we're always hooked up to those things when our kids are little but this person is taking it too far! Isn't that the truth?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted February 1, 2013 Goals will never happen? See that net between the posts at the end of the field? Kick the ball there and it will happen. Good luck! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 1, 2013 Goals will never happen? See that net between the posts at the end of the field? Kick the ball there and it will happen. Good luck! :smilielol5: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 847 Report post Posted February 1, 2013 Whoever linked me to that diaper bag had better bring the bolt cutters. I know it seems like we're always hooked up to those things when our kids are little but this person is taking it too far! :smilielol5: that was good, I needed that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 1, 2013 Trader Joe's Fans I've bought a lot of things at Trader Joe's, but never a fan. Sorry I can't help! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AK_Mom4 6,463 Report post Posted February 1, 2013 Goals will never happen? See that net between the posts at the end of the field? Kick the ball there and it will happen. Good luck! See... Now I kept reading this one as "Goats will never happen" and thought it was another Anti-Farm animal thread! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 1, 2013 who eats a family meal at the table together? I know! I know! The Waltons! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gaillardia 2,062 Report post Posted February 1, 2013 See... Now I kept reading this one as "Goats will never happen" and thought it was another Anti-Farm animal thread! I thought it was s/o of the goals thread, also thought it said Goats will never happen! Here's why: we are too old to take care of farm animals and besides we live in town now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Year Round Mom 219 Report post Posted February 2, 2013 Have you ever done a Beth Moore study solo? Yes. It was the one on the importance of fellowship. I haven't been on the boards in ages (I'm a lurker, though, so probably no one noticed, lol) but I couldn't sleep tonight and hopped on here. When I read that title, I was totally all, sure hope they have that forum game still goin'! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PachiSusan 2,397 Report post Posted February 2, 2013 Can anyone share how the game works to a newbie? 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 2, 2013 Can anyone share how the game works to a newbie? When you see a thread title and think something humorous (smart aleck-y!) about it, you post the thread title along w/what the funny that came to mind. It usually ends up being some kind of twist on the original poster's meaning. Like on Jean's recent post...the person who started the thread wasn't talking about goals in sports, but that's what it made Jean think of so she used that to turn it around to something funny. Join in! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C_l_e_0..Q_c 935 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 And this was pretty much always done before, we used to post inside the targeted thread, which often was in poor taste, or totally derailed the thread. By having them all here instead, we still have our fun, but it's in more polite settings, if I may say so... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belacqua 3,595 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 I haven't a contribution to the game at the moment, but I just wanted to add myself to the list of people who thought goats would never happen. And the idea of a world without goats made me sad. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KungFuPanda 28,060 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 "Whose Going to Tackle Saturday with me?" I'll go with you just to get out of the house, but I just want to observe and not participate in the actual tackling. 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 "Whose Going to Tackle Saturday with me?" I'll go with you just to get out of the house, but I just want to observe and not participate in the actual tackling. Good one! My first reaction when I read Jean's "tackling" threads is to want to tackle HER! Too much pressure! :D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KungFuPanda 28,060 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 "I don't think there is a word. Is there a word like "minimalism?" Actually, you'll be delighted to learn that 'minimalism' is a real word! Enjoy working it into conversation. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Excelsior! Academy 2,358 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 nm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KungFuPanda 28,060 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 "What's up with underwear sizing?" Since people come in a variety of sizes, it is essential to their comfort that underwear is available in a variety of sizes and shapes. One-size-fits-all is NOT an ideal situation for people who wear under garments. 11 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 "What's up with underwear sizing?" Since people come in a variety of sizes, it is essential to their comfort that underwear is available in a variety of sizes and shapes. One-size-fits-all is NOT an ideal situation for people who wear under garments. :hurray: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PachiSusan 2,397 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 I want to play, but I can't find the thread now. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 Broken Jaw - need recipe Take one chin. Administer one fist in swift uppercut. Let sit. 25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 What can I do with this yarn? Tell it. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GGardner 2,938 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 Any Veterans Here Who Have HS Their Children Successfully? I've never served in the military, but seems to me that experiences like going through boot camp, learning to drive a tank, and eating, sleeping and working on someone else's schedule are ideal preparations for homeschooling... 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 4, 2013 Oh, the irony... Oh, the wrinkly... 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 4, 2013 What are your garden dreams this year? I'm dreaming that someone will share lots of good stuff from theirs with me! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clarkacademy 1,359 Report post Posted February 4, 2013 buying a new dishwasher...what do you love about yours? It is very hands off! French? It's a language HTH!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted February 4, 2013 You all crack me up. This sort of humor is what makes my kids have permanent eye rolls. :D 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendyroo 6,128 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 Getting tired of puppy brains! What to do? There really are a lot of other menu options, even if you just wanted to branch out to other types of brains. I would go and browse your local grocery store and see what looks good. 24 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 Getting tired of puppy brains! What to do? There really are a lot of other menu options, even if you just wanted to branch out to other types of brains. I would go and browse your local grocery store and see what looks good. :ack2: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 847 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 "Am I the only one who feels" You're not alone, I feel too. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 Pre-cooked then frozen meat. Does it taste ok? It taste rather cold and frosty but you might think about branching out into fruit popsicles instead. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 Oh, my gosh! I just noticed that dh, the sneaky avatar changer, changed it AGAIN! That's hilarious! I was thinking to myself that it was so funny and looked to see whose it was--haha, it was mine! What a goofball he is! 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 Oh, my gosh! I just noticed that dh, the sneaky avatar changer, changed it AGAIN! That's hilarious! :smilielol5: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 :smilielol5: Thanks, Jean. It's much funnier than the teeny tiny ears of corn sunbathing on the beach! She looks like she should be on "Dogs of Walmart," don't you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeslieAnneLevine 268 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 "Am I the only one who feels" You're not alone, I feel too. And everybody hurts... sometimes. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonFaerie 3,130 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 Y'all are cracking me up! (NO, not literally! hehehe) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonFaerie 3,130 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 How do you read nonfiction? With my eyes. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Um_2_4 2,837 Report post Posted February 6, 2013 i lost a sperm whales brain Have you checked the freezer? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 153,276 Report post Posted February 6, 2013 Any ideas on how to improve my diction/speech-it's so sloppy and unrefined! I heard that a Professor Henry Higgins has an opening. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clear Creek 2,295 Report post Posted February 6, 2013 Troll Press? Gosh, wouldn't it be more humane to just ban them from the forum? 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clear Creek 2,295 Report post Posted February 6, 2013 Multiplication before BA? Yes, that is one of the topics a student usually learns before a university will grant a Bachelor of Arts degree. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C_l_e_0..Q_c 935 Report post Posted February 7, 2013 Multiplication before BA? Yes, that is one of the topics a student usually learns before a university will grant a Bachelor of Arts degree. Mind you, in the case of a Bachelor of Arts, many think that multiplications should not be required. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Peregrine 6,953 Report post Posted February 7, 2013 Troll Press? Gosh, wouldn't it be more humane to just ban them from the forum? FTW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misty.warden 418 Report post Posted February 7, 2013 ADD Moms Nope, I like being the only mom in my house. 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 7, 2013 Spelt? Saying this gently...I think you mean spelled. That's the past tense of the verb spell. As in, "I spelled all four words correctly," not "I spelt all four words correctly." Hth! :D 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Hound 813 Report post Posted February 7, 2013 Spelt? Saying this gently...I think you mean spelled. That's the past tense of the verb spell. As in, "I spelled all four words correctly," not "I spelt all four words correctly." Hth! :D You beat me to it! :laugh: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonFaerie 3,130 Report post Posted February 7, 2013 Spelt? Saying this gently...I think you mean spelled. That's the past tense of the verb spell. As in, "I spelled all four words correctly," not "I spelt all four words correctly." Hth! :D Actually, spelt is an acceptable alternative to spelled, though I think it might be more common in the UK than in the US. According to the American Heritage Dictionary: spelt2 (splt) KEY VERB: A past tense and a past participle of spell1. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted February 7, 2013 Actually, spelt is an acceptable alternative to spelled, though I think it might be more common in the UK than in the US. According to the American Heritage Dictionary: spelt2 (splt) KEY VERB: A past tense and a past participle of spell1. :blush: Edited to add: I would never have poked fun at this if I thought the OP was using poor grammar. As it was, the OP was talking about wheat, and the spelt/spelled thing just popped into my head. No offense intended. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
