Michelle My Bell Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Hey, this is Michelle's Sr. High daughter :) I'm supposed to tell a joke tomorrow during Co-op, but I don't have one. Does anyone have a good joke I can tell to my class? Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplyme99 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer::: He didn't have the guts!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Q: What do you call a guy with a rabbit in his shirt? A: Warren! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrganicAnn Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Here's a link to a longer joke: http://www.computerjokes.net/128.asp "Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimtaxi234 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Jesus joke ... :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 The past, the present and the future walked into a restaurant. It was tense. Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning, I'm dwowning! The mushroom was new at co-op. All day long, he tried to make friends, but no one paid him any attention. Later that night, he asked his mom, "Mom, why don't the kids like me? I'm a fungi!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Rat Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting cow? Interupting cow.(you interupt with) MOO! My kids crack up every time they hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatA Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 What did the girl pig say to the boy pig? You're ham-some! (I made that one up in the meat section of a Food Lion in elementary school, it's my one and only joke. Let's just say my husband didn't marry me for my comedic skills.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggirl Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Why did Mozart sell his chickens? Because they kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Knock-knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? No, cows 'moo!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debbi in Texas Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get it off a goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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