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The past, the present and the future walked into a restaurant.

It was tense.


Knock Knock

Who's there?


Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning, I'm dwowning!


The mushroom was new at co-op. All day long, he tried to make friends, but no one paid him any attention.

Later that night, he asked his mom, "Mom, why don't the kids like me? I'm a fungi!"

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