Belacqua Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "You don't have to say every little thought that comes into your head." (x5) Ah, yes. Our version is, "You are permitted unexpressed thoughts." The cat is not lonely. This one deserves to be on a t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acablue Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Listen, I'm reading. No, we're not finished yet. Listen, I'm still reading. No, it's not lunch time yet. Listen, I'm still reading. No, you just had a snack. Listen, I'm still reading. No, you can't have another one. Listen, I'm still reading. No, it's 11am. X Factor isn't on. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Once Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Did you change your underwear? (pause) Don't make me check. (He usually goes back and changes them for real.) Put it where it BELONGS. If you don't know where it belongs, ask me! What do you do with your plate after you are done eating off it? Really? (Usually said when I walk in their room and they are playing with Legos when they should be getting ready for bed, again getting it wrong.) If it looks like garbage, I will treat it like garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Please put your bowl in the sink/dishwasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpoy85 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Unless someone is bleeding, dying or has a broken bone- leave me alone. love each other. (when they are fighting, i say this) go find something to do! (its funny because my dad use to say this to me as a kid) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snickerdoodle Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 STOP IT! (I'm so articulate.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollyB Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Take that out of your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Nyssa Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Mommy can't hear whining. Mommy's in the bathroom, mommy can't help you right now. Did you like your dinner? Then what do you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykdsmomy Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "Keep your hands to yourself!!!!!" "Stop arguing with me!!" "3......2......1!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoGal Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "What do you need to do to the first letter of the sentence?" "What goes at the end of your sentence?" "You have to get some things wrong. If you don't get things wrong, that means you aren't learning." "Nobody's perfect." "We are going for excellence, not perfection." "Do you need a tissue?" (said when someone's finger is up his/her nose) "Time to brush teeth." "It's tooth brushing time." "Cepillate los dientes!" "Brush." "I can't believe no one is brushing yet!" "Dude." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reflections Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "Stop screaming!" "NO Screaming!" "Please.Just.Stop.Screaming." "Okay. Time out for screaming!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "Keep your hands to yourself." "Chiiiiiillllllddddrrrrreeeennnnnn." (in a very deep, exasperated tone of voice) "Food! In the dining room!" everyday - why does this not sink in? "Do you not understand English?" "Is this where ______________ belongs?" "I don't know. I don't wear your shoes, so I don't know where they are. They should be in the shoe closet." Or "Do I wear your shoes?" "Enough!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyfaithe Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Don't make me crazy. I'm already crazy. Don't you think I'm crazy enough?? . Oh boy......I forgot this one....lol. Seriously,! I would be rich.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckymama Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "Because is a conjunction, not a reason." "The English language is rich and varied. Please find a different word." "Drink some water." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Oh also, "Articulate." (as a command) (used to be, "you sound like your mouth is full of marbles.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolyn in Ohio Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 You must show your work. It's where ever you left it. And another vote for . . . Leave the cat ALONE. Carolyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyable Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "Food! In the dining room!" everyday - why does this not sink in? I forgot this one! And the ever articulate "STOP IT!" ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliums Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 We have gone through many but now it would have to be: You need to wear deodorant every day. Tied with any variation of: We have to leave in 5 minutes. Are you ready to go? Lets go! Time to go! Then with a "Are you wearing deodorant?" Tagged on as we head out the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnylady303 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Are you wearing underwear? (Said ALL THE TIME to DD6 who hates underwear, loves dresses, and can't stop doing acrobatics) Do I need to check to make sure you're wearing underwear? (see above) Who are you thinking about right now? (Said often when one sister is not treating the other well) Please pay attention. ('Nuff said) Please stop jumping on the furniture. Please stop doing gymnastics on the furniture. Did you forget that you aren't supposed to be doing gymnastics on the furniture? GO OUTSIDE! Did you wipe your bottom? (Yes, still said to DD6 who hates to do it. Why? This is not that hard.) Stop trying to dress the (cat, dog, chicken, goat, rabbit)! (Seriously. Every day. Is this a game?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MommaOfalotta Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "Not so loud." "You dont have to be so loud." "Why are you being so loud!?" "We are right here we can hear you. Stop being so loud." :lol:You get the point. That and I pretty much repeat anything and everything I say at LEAST 3-4 times. My daughter A) Has selective hearing.. and B) Has a 2 second memory. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MommaOfalotta Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Oh, and my favorite.. "Did you flush?" :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaffodilDreams Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 What? (I get a lot of Mo-o-o-o-m or Mama, Mama, Mama, or Hey, Mom each day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 oh yes, I forgot.... Eat. Eat your supper. (Don't know why my children who whine about HUNNNNNGGGGGRRRYYYYY all day long must be told to eat when we are sitting at the table?) EAT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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