IsabelC Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I just heard one shout "Vagabond!" To which came the reply "Duffer!" I'm torn between howling with laughter, wondering where on earth they got those terms from, and feeling smug that they don't know any worse words. (Yet.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
besroma Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pippen Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Sounds to me like they're getting warmed up for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Swallows and Amazons, maybe? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Fairy Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Kids these days... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollyh Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Love it. My kids are young, but they call each other "bad word". They don't know what a bad word is, but they have heard the phrase. It took me a little while to figure it out... I'm sure you can hear the conversation... DD: Mom, brother called me a bad word. Mom: He did? What did he call you? DD: He called me a bad word! Mom: Yes, what did he say? DD:(frustrated) He said I was a bad word!!! Mom: ..(still confused until I heard him actually say it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Love it. My kids are young, but they call each other "bad word". They don't know what a bad word is, but they have heard the phrase. It took me a little while to figure it out... I'm sure you can hear the conversation... DD: Mom, brother called me a bad word. Mom: He did? What did he call you? DD: He called me a bad word! Mom: Yes, what did he say? DD:(frustrated) He said I was a bad word!!! Mom: ..(still confused until I heard him actually say it) :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Love it. My kids are young, but they call each other "bad word". They don't know what a bad word is, but they have heard the phrase. It took me a little while to figure it out... I'm sure you can hear the conversation... DD: Mom, brother called me a bad word. Mom: He did? What did he call you? DD: He called me a bad word! Mom: Yes, what did he say? DD:(frustrated) He said I was a bad word!!! Mom: ..(still confused until I heard him actually say it) Love this! :lol: If only Abbott & Costello had done this. It may be funnier than Who's on First! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trish Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I said to one of my kids, 'tough tiddlywinks' and he said I shouldn't be using bad langauge at him. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsabelC Posted September 15, 2012 Author Share Posted September 15, 2012 Love it. My kids are young, but they call each other "bad word". They don't know what a bad word is, but they have heard the phrase. It took me a little while to figure it out... I'm sure you can hear the conversation... DD: Mom, brother called me a bad word. Mom: He did? What did he call you? DD: He called me a bad word! Mom: Yes, what did he say? DD:(frustrated) He said I was a bad word!!! Mom: ..(still confused until I heard him actually say it) That is classic :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryE Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Or how about these? I just have a feeling they'll be enjoyed in this forum:D SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT LIST Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven common-kissing canker-blossom currish crook-pated clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted codpiece errant dread-bolted death-token fawning earth-vexing dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish fly-bitten fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet impertinent fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster paunchy ill-breeding lout pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling motley-minded measle rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg spongy rude-growing pignut surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain spur-galled scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate villainous tardy-gaited strumpet warped tickle-brained varlot wayward toad-spotted vassal weedy unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryE Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Shoot, it ran them all together! Oh well, it's still funny:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Or how about these? I just have a feeling they'll be enjoyed in this forum:D SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT LIST Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy bat-fowling baggage How about this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsabelC Posted September 18, 2012 Author Share Posted September 18, 2012 Mary, I think you have created the Mother of All Insults there! Now just practice saying it three times quickly :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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