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I am such an idiot. :glare:

 

I was thinking you were trying to actually, physically stretch them. :eek:

 

Like on some sort of medieval-looking chicken-stretching rack or something. :ack2:

 

I hope Jacques Pepin isn't a member of this forum, because if he is, he's probably on his way to my house right now to beat me senseless with a rolling pin. (Although maybe he'll take the time to cook dinner afterward, so it might not be such a bad thing after all... :tongue_smilie:)

 

I wonder if he'll make cupcakes. :001_wub:

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I am such an idiot. :glare:

 

I was thinking you were trying to actually, physically stretch them. :eek:

 

Like on some sort of medieval-looking chicken-stretching rack or something. :ack2:

 

I hope Jacques Pepin isn't a member of this forum, because if he is, he's probably on his way to my house right now to beat me senseless with a rolling pin. (Although maybe he'll take the time to cook dinner afterward, so it might not be such a bad thing after all... :tongue_smilie:)

 

I wonder if he'll make cupcakes. :001_wub:

 

:lol: I knew what she meant, but did actually picture them being literally stretched.

 

I have nothing to add to the long list of things you can dice a chicken breast and add the pieces to. I routinely use one breast for the four of us.

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I am such an idiot. :glare:

 

I was thinking you were trying to actually, physically stretch them. :eek:

 

Like on some sort of medieval-looking chicken-stretching rack or something. :ack2:

 

I hope Jacques Pepin isn't a member of this forum, because if he is, he's probably on his way to my house right now to beat me senseless with a rolling pin. (Although maybe he'll take the time to cook dinner afterward, so it might not be such a bad thing after all... :tongue_smilie:)

 

I wonder if he'll make cupcakes. :001_wub:

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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You could:

 

  • stir-fry with lots of veggies and serve over noodles or rice
  • mix it with cooked beans, season as for tacos, and do any sort of Mexican dish -- tacos, enchiladas, taco salad, burritos, etc
  • grill it, chop or shred it, and make quesadillas
  • grill it, chop it, mix with chopped apples, raisans, walnuts or pecans, celery, red onion (if your crew likes it), mayo, salt & pepper -- chicken salad or wraps
  • make snitzel. Pound it thin with a meat mallet, dredge in seasoned flour, pan fry, set aside. Make a gravy with the pan drippings (add mushrooms if you like). Season well. Return cooked meat to pan and turn to coat with gravy. Serve over noodles, rice, or mashed potatoes.

 

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I am such an idiot. :glare:

 

I was thinking you were trying to actually, physically stretch them. :eek:

 

Like on some sort of medieval-looking chicken-stretching rack or something. :ack2:

 

I hope Jacques Pepin isn't a member of this forum, because if he is, he's probably on his way to my house right now to beat me senseless with a rolling pin. (Although maybe he'll take the time to cook dinner afterward, so it might not be such a bad thing after all... :tongue_smilie:)

 

I wonder if he'll make cupcakes. :001_wub:

 

He can come to my house and cook chicken (or cupcakes)....only if he brings Julia Child's ghost with him...I always think of the two of them together...

 

Bon appetit!

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I am such an idiot. :glare:

 

I was thinking you were trying to actually, physically stretch them. :eek:

 

Like on some sort of medieval-looking chicken-stretching rack or something. :ack2:

 

I hope Jacques Pepin isn't a member of this forum, because if he is, he's probably on his way to my house right now to beat me senseless with a rolling pin. (Although maybe he'll take the time to cook dinner afterward, so it might not be such a bad thing after all... :tongue_smilie:)

 

I wonder if he'll make cupcakes. :001_wub:

 

Now all I can think of is a medieval torture chambers with poor chickens being tortured.

 

When you stop torturing your chickens I recommend chicken pot pie.

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I am such an idiot. :glare:

 

I was thinking you were trying to actually, physically stretch them. :eek:

 

Like on some sort of medieval-looking chicken-stretching rack or something. :ack2:

 

I hope Jacques Pepin isn't a member of this forum, because if he is, he's probably on his way to my house right now to beat me senseless with a rolling pin. (Although maybe he'll take the time to cook dinner afterward, so it might not be such a bad thing after all... :tongue_smilie:)

 

I wonder if he'll make cupcakes. :001_wub:

 

That was my first thought too.

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I am such an idiot.

 

I was thinking you were trying to actually, physically stretch them.

 

Like on some sort of medieval-looking chicken-stretching rack or something.

 

I hope Jacques Pepin isn't a member of this forum, because if he is, he's probably on his way to my house right now to beat me senseless with a rolling pin. (Although maybe he'll take the time to cook dinner afterward, so it might not be such a bad thing after all... :tongue_smilie:)

 

I wonder if he'll make cupcakes.

 

I went a step further in my mind. I was thinking of actual live chickens, like we have and how one would go about stretching a chicken's breast...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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