Denisemomof4 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I can't swear (and really don't want to!) so I can't use the "B" word. So I replace it with Witch. We have more than one very nice witch on this board so this word is an insult to them. When the only word that will really do is the B word, what can be used in place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 4, 2012 Author Share Posted September 4, 2012 ok, for my neighbor I need to use Nasty Old Hag. I was calling her a pitbull but really, that is also very unkind to that breed. And they are MUCH cuter than her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starwarsmomma Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I just say wordy-durd (instead of dirty word, LOL) Or Jerk. Or, Bless her psycho little heart. Or bless her crazy little heart... I have a few more, but can't type them out-- they're not PG. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK_Mom4 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lang Syne Boardie Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Call her The Unprintable Deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessReplanted Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Rat Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I like this one! But is rather long. I usually resort to using Turkey or Meanie, if I can't swear. I'm sure you'll get some great suggestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 4, 2012 Author Share Posted September 4, 2012 well I just went and re-edited my bitterness thread and called her Nasty Old Hag Most of these responses came while I was doing this. I really wanted something to fit. If it were legal, I'd take a picture of her and post it and you all would agree, she LOOKS like a Nasty Old Hag. Looks like one, acts like one, walks like one........ well, you get it.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) female dog?? Nurse Ratched maybe? :D Although I like Tibbie's suggestion and "she who shan't be named" as well. :) Edited September 5, 2012 by Ibbygirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruby Rose Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) . Edited September 5, 2012 by Ruby Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CupOCoffee Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 bee-with-an-itch? (that's my hubs favorite one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpoy85 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 bee-with-an-itch? (that's my hubs favorite one) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 :thumbup: bee-with-an-itch? (that's my hubs favorite one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergath Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thesaurus.com provides an, er, interesting list. amazon, backbiter, battle-ax, biddy, calumniator, carper, detractor, dragon, fire-eater, fishwife, fury, harpy, harridan, hell cat, hellion, hussy, madcap, muckraker, nag, ogress, old biddy, porcupine, reviler, scold, she-devil, she-wolf, siren, spitfire, termagant, tigress, virago, vituperator, vixen, wench Because nothing says "I hate you with every fiber of my being" like calling someone a calumniator. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 How about we just agree to use the code word, "delight." As in, "wow, she sounds like a real delight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thesaurus.com provides an, er, interesting list. amazon, backbiter, battle-ax, biddy, calumniator, carper, detractor, dragon, fire-eater, fishwife, fury, harpy, harridan, hell cat, hellion, hussy, madcap, muckraker, nag, ogress, old biddy, porcupine, reviler, scold, she-devil, she-wolf, siren, spitfire, termagant, tigress, virago, vituperator, vixen, wench Because nothing says "I hate you with every fiber of my being" like calling someone a calumniator. ;) Ok, these are awesome. I almost woke hubs up with a snort just now.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Because nothing says "I hate you with every fiber of my being" like calling someone a calumniator. ;) This reminds me of an old Archie comic where the principal gets onto Archie for using some word...it may have been louse...and he is trying to replace it, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggieamy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thesaurus.com provides an, er, interesting list. amazon, backbiter, battle-ax, biddy, calumniator, carper, detractor, dragon, fire-eater, fishwife, fury, harpy, harridan, hell cat, hellion, hussy, madcap, muckraker, nag, ogress, old biddy, porcupine, reviler, scold, she-devil, she-wolf, siren, spitfire, termagant, tigress, virago, vituperator, vixen, wench Because nothing says "I hate you with every fiber of my being" like calling someone a calumniator. ;) Great list. Tomorrow's insult of the day is going to be "fishwife". Everyone be sure to use it correctly when refering to cruddy neighbors, people who cut you off in traffic, and whoever bought the last muffin at the bakery right before I got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Great list. Tomorrow's insult of the day is going to be "fishwife". Everyone be sure to use it correctly when refering to cruddy neighbors, people who cut you off in traffic, and whoever bought the last muffin at the bakery right before I got there. Ooh, have you seen this?! http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggieamy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Ooh, have you seen this?! http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/ Thank you so much! I was just looking for some new memory work and now I've found it. Tomorrow's memory work and copywork: "You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!" Poor DD. I wonder what it would be like if she didn't have weird parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 Great list. Tomorrow's insult of the day is going to be "fishwife". Everyone be sure to use it correctly when refering to cruddy neighbors, people who cut you off in traffic, and whoever bought the last muffin at the bakery right before I got there. :lol::lol::lol: oh, I am SO going to wake dh up!!! Ooh, have you seen this?! http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/ LOVE THIS!!!!!!! "Thou goatish gut-griping scut.". :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Oh, that fishwife has it coming!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thank you so much! I was just looking for some new memory work and now I've found it. Tomorrow's memory work and copywork: "You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!" Poor DD. I wonder what it would be like if she didn't have weird parents? FISHWIFE, FISHWIFE, FISHWIFE! see your post above!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Denise, this is the one! Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 HAHAHA!!!!! Thou crusty botch of nature!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 Denise, this is the one! Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle. Can't stop laughing! The bed is shaking!!!:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 Fishwife, Thou art violently carried away from grace!!! Oh, there will be MANY fitting insults for the ogress!:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Ooh, have you seen this?! http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/ Mrs. Mungo, you are wonderful beyond all words! Verily I thank thee for thine link. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Mrs. Mungo, you are wonderful beyond all words! Verily I thank thee for thine link. :D I live to serve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I live to serve! And sacrifice and serve you do. God bless you and your family! :patriot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggieamy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 After a long day of teaching/working/dealing with fishwife's I think we all deserve a break. I've got enough for everyone. Also, I don't know that I used the aspostrophe in "fishwife's" correctly. Forgive me if I didn't. It's getting late here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 It is just "fishwives," unless it was a sarcastic apostrophe. Either way, I am taking one of those lemonades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I'm kind of partial to "ogress," myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thank you so much! I was just looking for some new memory work and now I've found it. Tomorrow's memory work and copywork: "You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!" Poor DD. I wonder what it would be like if she didn't have weird parents? :lol: My guess... boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Can't stop laughing! The bed is shaking!!!:lol::lol::lol: If the bed is a shaking.... Feel free to knock, it's just Denise on the hive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 If the bed is a shaking.... Feel free to knock, it's just Denise on the hive. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reflections Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 My favorite insult: Thou crusty botch of nature! Because nothing says "I hate you with every fiber of my being" like calling someone a calumniator. Thou caluminous sheep-biting apple-john! Only, what is an apple-john?:confused: All y'all make me laugh. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thou caluminous sheep-biting apple-john! Only, what is an apple-john?:confused: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Apple-john Ap´ple-john` n. 1. A kind of apple which by keeping becomes much withered; - called also Johnapple. So, wrinkly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Mrs. Mungo, that is the most awesome link I have seen in a long time. My current fave: Thou mewling malmsey-nosed pignut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 How about, "La Diabla"? Or Fishwife or Ogress. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErinE Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thou froward rampallion foot-licker! My favorite thus far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfarm Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I've always been rather partial to "shrew" in place of the B-word. In a way it is insulting to the little mammals, but they are pretty nasty of their own accord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extendedforecast Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I love the direction this thread has taken! My first thought before reading the other posts was warthog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CupOCoffee Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You all just had way too much fun after I went to bed last night; no fair! (off to check Mrs Mungo's linky....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ibbygirl Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 After a long day of teaching/working/dealing with fishwife's I think we all deserve a break. I've got enough for everyone. Also, I don't know that I used the aspostrophe in "fishwife's" correctly. Forgive me if I didn't. It's getting late here. Hear! Hear! :) :cheers2: Everybody! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Yell Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 How about we just agree to use the code word, "delight." As in, "wow, she sounds like a real delight." This adds a whole new dimension to the unscholing method of "delight-directed learning." :001_huh: :leaving: My code word for either gender is "buttonhole." :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmama Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 No offense to anyone here who is awesome and shops at Michael's, but that's my friend's replacement for the "C" word. She says almost everyone she's ever run into at Michael's is just seriously unpleasant, so now when she's referring to anyone seriously unpleasant (like the "B" or "C" words!), she says, "Oh, yeah, she shops at Michael's." Makes me LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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