LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Heard in the last 5 minutes: Dd11: I like hiding under the boys' beds. Dad: while you're under there, wipe things down. Dd11: no! (with disgust) I'm not cleaning under there. I like to hide there when they go downstairs for a drink, so I can play "monster under the bed" when they turn the lights out. (Mother commentary: note that the BOYS are not playing this game) Dd11: I like to hide on the shelf in their closet, too. Me: do we need to have a disussion about shelves not being designed for human body weight, and the physics of a body falling to the floor inside a closet? Dd11: No, I'm doing chemistry this year. THIS year, I get to blow stuff up and write my name on my door in blood. (so she can spray it with luminal) We have the strangest conversations with this child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Her poor brothers. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catz Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 ROFL! I just had a conversation with my 11 year old DS yesterday involving uses of blood and how chemistry isn't just about atoms and molecules, but about blowing stuff up! :001_huh::lol: Lets be sure not to get them together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 My brother used to hide between my bed and the wall and just as I was falling asleep, this arm would come up and grab me! Of course that was only until I started searching all hiding places before bed. This same brother and I would threaten to unplug each other's electric blankets in the winter. Since we had no heat in the house at night, this was a real threat. I have a great relationship with my brother. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Hisglory Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Thank you for sharing! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onceuponatime Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 My daughter was like this. She also had a pink glove that she stuffed and tied a string to. She hid it under one boy's bed and then slowly pulled it out and across the floor just after he went to bed. Then there were the "ghosts" at the windows, the detached head made of panty hose, etc. etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 ROFL oh those boys will have tales to tell one day of how their big sister terrorized them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Monster under the bed. Love it LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 Well, there are two of them, and they've been a superbly coordinated force since before they could talk, so I think they can take her. And, yes, kck, I think we should all probably work to contain the mad scientists. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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