LaxMom Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Heard in the last 5 minutes: Dd11: I like hiding under the boys' beds. Dad: while you're under there, wipe things down. Dd11: no! (with disgust) I'm not cleaning under there. I like to hide there when they go downstairs for a drink, so I can play "monster under the bed" when they turn the lights out. (Mother commentary: note that the BOYS are not playing this game) Dd11: I like to hide on the shelf in their closet, too. Me: do we need to have a disussion about shelves not being designed for human body weight, and the physics of a body falling to the floor inside a closet? Dd11: No, I'm doing chemistry this year. THIS year, I get to blow stuff up and write my name on my door in blood. (so she can spray it with luminal) We have the strangest conversations with this child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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