kewb Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Another favorite in our house: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. : Lloyd Dobler You can often hear us shouting "Wait, wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso." We also say with some frequency "You get nothing! You lose, good day, sir." We do a variation of "These are not the droids you are looking for" when unable to find what you are looking for we say "I really hate when I can not find the droids I am looking for." Edited February 5, 2012 by kewb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyofsixreboot Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 "You lollygag in the outfield. You lollygag in the infield. Know what that makes you? A bunch of lollygaggers." Bull Durham I use that line on my kids all the time :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyofsixreboot Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) From The Kray's "You have nothing to say and you're saying it too loudly." Raising Arizona "Son, you've got a panty on your head." Planes, Trains and Automobliles Officer: Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel? Del: Yes I do….Yes I really do…I believe that….I know it’s not pretty to look at….but It’ll get you where you want to go. Edited February 5, 2012 by joyofsix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mlbuchina Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." "There's a shortage of perfect bre@sts in this world. T'would be a pitty to damage yours." Yeah, pretty much all of The Princess Bride. I have the whole thing memorized. "Dear me, what are those things coming out of her nose?" "Spaceballs?!" "Oh sh**, there goes the planet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbecueMom Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) This one just got quoted here: "Do you understand the words coming out my mouth?!" "Ain't nobody understand the words coming out of your mouth!" (Rush Hour 2) I forgot Office Space! "Why should I have to change my name, he's the one who sucks!" Edited February 5, 2012 by BarbecueMom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball mom Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I have a big head and little arms -- Meet the Robinsons It's soooo FLUFFY!!! --- Despicable Me Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. -- Sweet Home Alabama I know Tae Kwan Do. And I know whoop your a$$. I'm ok, I just hurt my face --- Wild Hogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) I don't have any from movies. I don't watch many movies. From TV: "Well, don't just stand there you skinny boys in suits! Get to work!" Donna Noble in Dr. Who Journey's End. Just about any Stigism Leroy Jethro Gibbs on Facebook - "Facebook. That's that thing that some people...do stuff with?" "Ah, Perry the platypus, as usual your timing is uncanny. And by uncanny, of course I mean... completely canny!" - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb. Edited February 5, 2012 by Parrothead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amo_mea_filiis. Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 "The things I'm gonna do for my country..." From xXx (video and song, NOT appropriate for kids!) "The valley of the dead? But no one goes to the valley of the dead! Wait for me, please." Scorpion King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink and Green Mom Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 From Stripes: "Lighten up, Frances". I must say it alot because someone once asked me if DH's real name was Frances. It isn't:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Belacqua Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 From Stripes: "Lighten up, Frances". I must say it alot because someone once asked me if DH's real name was Frances. It isn't:lol: I named my neurotic guinea pig Frances just so I could say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twigs Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Kay: We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3browneyedboys4me Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 ''Lady, go sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassenach Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Es-cop-ay! That's funny, it's spelled just like the word escape. Just keep swimming. The dishes are done, dude. So you're saying I have a chance. Hey, buddddd-y That'll do, pig. That'll do. I feel the need, the need for speed. Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Take me to bed or lose me forever. Show me the way home, honey. The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid. Who was at the door? Stray dog. Baby Ruth (said like Sloth- goonies) Would you guys please hurry up? I'm breaking like 30 major laws here. Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion. Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes? I can remember lots of things. I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation. Bueller....Bueller... Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas! The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?" You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do. You killed the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassenach Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) ''Lady, go sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here!" All time favorite movie! Eta: my favorite quote from that movie: How do you write women so well? I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. Edited February 5, 2012 by Shannon831 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 "We thought you was a frog!" "But I wasn't!" "But we thought you was!" from O Brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynyel Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 From Pirates: Ragetti: "Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship." Pintel: "It ain't stealing. It's salvaging. And since when did you care?" Ragetti: "Since we're not immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls." Pintel: "You know you can't read." Ragetti: "It's the Bible. You get credit for trying." and this one: Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies. Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. Murtogg: I said no lies. Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 "You see, that's just like you Harry! You say things like that and make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you Harry. I really hate you!" I'm home from church this morning with an ear infected baby and am watching "When Harry Met Sally" and lesson planning. I love that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan in SC Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Stop looking at me swan!- Billy Madison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 This one just got quoted here: "Do you understand the words coming out my mouth?!" "Ain't nobody understand the words coming out of your mouth!" (Rush Hour 2) I forgot Office Space! "Why should I have to change my name, he's the one who sucks!" :lol::lol::lol::lol: Love these! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now. Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team. ...looks like they were serial crushed by some huuuuuge friggen guy! So what's the symbology there? Symbology? Now that Duffy has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown, I see we have an heir to the throne! I'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 In addition to lines from The Princess Bride and various Monty Python episodes, we do quote "open the pod bay doors", etc. Dh and I do like a few lines from Raising Arizona, like: "These balloons blow up into funny shapes and all?" "Well, no . . . unless round is funny." Many of our quotes are from MST3K. "Nothing's happening so fast!" "Geez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!" "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you." "Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to go faster!" "No springs!" "Watch out for snakes!" "We have GOT to get organized, people. We should NOT be losing to grasshoppers!" "You can't drop an atomic bomb on Chicago!" "Suuure ya can!" "If you're like me, and I know *I* am . . ." Wendi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 There's no crying in baseball. Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor? You're killing me, Petey. There is no try. Just do or do not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 In addition to lines from The Princess Bride and various Monty Python episodes, we do quote "open the pod bay doors", etc. Dh and I do like a few lines from Raising Arizona, like: "These balloons blow up into funny shapes and all?" "Well, no . . . unless round is funny." Many of our quotes are from MST3K. "Nothing's happening so fast!" "Geez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!" "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you." "Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to go faster!" "No springs!" "Watch out for snakes!" "We have GOT to get organized, people. We should NOT be losing to grasshoppers!" "You can't drop an atomic bomb on Chicago!" "Suuure ya can!" "If you're like me, and I know *I* am . . ." Wendi Oh my gosh, we quote MST3K so often. There are a few of their short films that we have almost all their riffs memorized... From "By the way have you seen my rib cage?" "And his parents officially cut ties." "Spare some change." "oh, they found the body huh?" "Mother Teresa called, she hates you." :lol: From Days of our Years "George wanted to go to the funeral, but Baywatch was on." "There. All my problems went a way." "apply gentle pressure on the shoulder, and a soft kiss on the neck." "George you're hilarious." "have a massive coronary on your own time." "Boo Radley waved him on." "It all sucked. I regret everything." "He had to kiss Helen." :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdalley Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 'Is this normal behavior for him?' 'Well, normal and him don't often collide in the same sentence...' and 'Your brain was getting in the way!' 'That's hardly ever been the case.' 'I think I can help you with the mental aspects of the game.' 'You just said you were a crummy shrink.' 'Well, I can IMPROVE Roy...' Tin Cup (Kevin Costner plus sports movies is always win for me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 "I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 "I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way." Ahhh! Who Framed Roger Rabbit! :) :hurray: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Ahhh! Who Framed Roger Rabbit! :) :hurray: ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Princess Bride: "Innnnn Connnnnn Ceivable!!!!!!" "He's only mostly dead! If he was all dead, the only thing you can do is go through his pockets and look for loose change." Uncle Buck: - "Stand me up today and tomorrow I'll drive you to school in my robe and pjamas and walk you to your first class." From Knight and Day: "With me" (hand up high), "Without me" (hand down low). "With me, without me, With me......without me!" From Crazy People: "We know you'll miss him. But, wouldn't a house in the Hamptons and a Mercedes be nice too?" (Truth in advertising - life insurance.) From Harry Potter: - "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies. But a great deal more to stand up to your friends." "Professor Moody, what are you doing?" "Teaching." "Teach - is that a student?" "Technically, it's a ferret!" A- Team "I love it when a plan comes together!" The all time quotable movie probably is - The Princess Bride Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 From Sweet and Low down "Hey, you wanna go to the dump and shoot some rats?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Just thought of one more...We named the dog Indiana. And if I can ever convince DH to get a dog, his/her name will be Indiana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mlbuchina Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Just remembered this one: "Too much pressure." Follow That Dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twigs Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: The sun is warm, the grass is green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayne J Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) Nerdiest quote ever. From Rifftrax, the new incarnation of MST3K. From Star Wars-Attack of the Clones: Mike:"R4s are the Windows ME of the Astromech droids." Kevin: "Form a nerdier sentence, Mike. No wait, don't. It's impossible." Edited February 6, 2012 by urpedonmommy good grief I nearly killed a kitten!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." "Jean Louise, Jean Louise, stand up; your father's passin'." "You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?" "But can he do the job. I know he can get the job but can he DO the job? I'm NOT arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with YOU. I'm not ARGUING that with you. I'm not ARGUING that with you Harry! Harry... Harry... Yeah Harry... but can he DO the job. I know he can GET the job but can he do the job?" "I have no response to that." "I am completely untrustworthy... I'm a flibbertigibbet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidi Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 "Great. Now I have guilt!" - Toy Story Another Napolean Dynamite and Nacho Libre fan here. Every line in both movies are quote worthy. "I got you a delicious bass" "There's more where this comes from, if you go to the dance with me." "Sometimes... when you are a man.... you wear... stretchy pants." "Nachooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" "I like her bangs" "My favorite color is light tan." "What the flip, Kip?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I haven't read past page 12 or so, but I remembered my favorite line from Shadowlands- "Are you trying to be offensive, or just merely stupid?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyinND Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 No more rhyming now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommybee Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Mrs. White:I dont want a scandal, do I? We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. He was deranged. He was [points to head] a lunatic! He didn't actually seem to like me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public. Miss Scarlet: Why would he wanna kill you in public? Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. And pretty much the rest of that movie. My absolute favorite movie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommybee Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 My boys were just doing this dialog. Love this movie as well! Igor: Dr. Frankenstein... Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen." Igor: You're putting me on. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen." Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... "Frederick." Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen." Igor: I see. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor] Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor." Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor." Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommybee Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Murder by Death is another movie we have a lot of quotes from. Marcel: Something isn't right in all of this, eh. I can feel it in my buns. Inspector Milo Perrier: Your what? Marcel: My buns. Inspector Milo Perrier: Buns? Your buns? You bought buns and you didn't tell me? Where are they? Where are the buns? Marcel: Oh! No, monsieur. The BONES in my body. Inspector Milo Perrier: You should not speak with an accent when you know I am so hungry. Share this quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommybee Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Thanks for this thread......It has brightened my day with a ton of laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegularMom Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Anything from Talladega Nights is good around here. I often call everyone to dinner the same way Ricky Bobby's wife did: "Supper's ready! Come on y'all, I been slavin over this for HOURS!" Also currently popular in our house is anything from Megamind. Such as: "He bought their affection with extravagant gifts of deliciousness." and "Just a tippy-tippy-tap more, and...." " Really??? The sun??!! The SUN IS WARMING UP?????!!!!!" "You might want to leave quickly. We're having the walls and ceilings removed." "Wow, those are some extensive renovations!" and "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore." "AAAAAAAAAAH!! Who ARE you?" and "I'm just going to take my thing and go! Good luck on your date!" "I will!" "That doesn't even make any sense!" "I know!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Ronnie Cammareri: I love you, Loretta. Loretta Castorini: *slapslap* Snap out of it! This is the one I was thinking of too. I didn't even like that movie very much, but loved those lines. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda in TX Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 "Had your chance. Muffed it." from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. We picked that one up years and years ago and say it regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda in TX Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I love This is Spinal Tap. So funny. "these go to 11" "they're one louder" :lol::lol::lol::lol: That's a favorite of DH's. I've never seen it, but he quotes it enough that I know the lines. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 That's a favorite of DH's. I've never seen it, but he quotes it enough that I know the lines. :) It's really funny. Another Rob Reiner movie. :p They have some really great lines in there. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 My boys were just doing this dialog. Love this movie as well! Igor: Dr. Frankenstein... Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen." Igor: You're putting me on. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen." Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... "Frederick." Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen." Igor: I see. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor] Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor." Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor." Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they? :lol: Abby... Normal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Murder by Death is another movie we have a lot of quotes from. I love that movie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 "It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." "i don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies." ETA: Can't believe I forgot the one I actually use on the kids: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart." Ever since I read your post earlier today, I've been humming the Godfather music.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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