celticmom Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 I wouldn't condone taking the Llamas' socks. It's cold in the himillayas and they NEED them. Llamas are native to South America although they could probably tolerate the himilayas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 :lol: He might kill me! He's a butcher and makes fantastic bacon at work. I think he would react worse to finding out I bought other bacon than if he thought I were having an affair! :lol: :lol: :lol: OK, so that's the lie for tomorrow... "I haven't actually bought you anything yet honey, because I'm having a torrid affair with a baker and a candlestick maker, and I'm too tired to shop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachGirl Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Llama pajamas since you cannot take their socks! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 :lol: :lol: :lol: OK, so that's the lie for tomorrow... "I haven't actually bought you anything yet honey, because I'm having a torrid affair with a baker and a candlestick maker, and I'm too tired to shop." We all know the candlestick maker is just a hobbyist. And besides that's only $100 of llama pajamas each. Candle print, bread print, and pink pigs for DH. With monogramming so I remember their names. I should have picked men with all the same name! :lol: He couldn't keep a straight face when I told him the chest hair wig was hand tufted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 Oooo the family of stuffed toads (in matching Christmas sweaters) is out for delivery. I should have DH's present some time today. Yay! I was worried it might not make it in time. I should make a cup of coffee and position myself so I can see the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted December 24, 2011 Author Share Posted December 24, 2011 So after all that pestering I tried to give him the present, in a wrapped decoy box (or two, or three :lol:) and he wouldn't open it! Gah! I'm dying to let it out. It's a... a... a gingerbread mold for a 3 foot house! Two more sleeps until Christmas! I'll update everyone on the real thing and DH's reaction once he's actually opened it. BTW he was disappointed that there were no llama pajamas! Apparently llama wool is very warm and he gets cold at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pippen Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Oooo the family of stuffed toads (in matching Christmas sweaters) is out for delivery. I should have DH's present some time today. Yay! I was worried it might not make it in time. I should make a cup of coffee and position myself so I can see the street. Freeze dried frogs would be cheaper to ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegGuheert Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Since he might not be reading this thread we can still suggest some lies, no? Powered drain-cleaning snake Chain saw Dog food-of-the-Month Club Freeze-dried food for when the greater depression really sets in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted December 24, 2011 Author Share Posted December 24, 2011 Freeze dried frogs would be cheaper to ship. Wouldn't they end up kinda powdered by the time they arrived? Look hunny it's $300 worth of powdered frogs to add some exotic flavour to our food! :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted December 24, 2011 Author Share Posted December 24, 2011 Since he might not be reading this thread we can still suggest some lies, no? Powered drain-cleaning snake Chain saw Dog food-of-the-Month Club Freeze-dried food for when the greater depression really sets in Yes, feel free to keep up the lies even if he is reading! It would have to be a some-assembly-required chain saw because the box is only 1x1x2 feet. Or a mini chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe Posted December 26, 2011 Author Share Posted December 26, 2011 I bought him a new phone. It's a fancy, unlocked phone with a ridiculous number of features. He was very excited, but not surprised. And I was surprised to get a Vitamix blender! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Nice! I love my Vitamix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Did I miss the post from the OP. What was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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