FaithManor Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:Well, there's just nothing like a good tEa thread to lift my Bah Humbug spirits this holiday season! My main suggestion ladies is to NOT wrap your dh's "secret santa" gifts in the same paper as the children. There might be a moment of :blink: on Christmas morn when the gifts are being opened and little Buford or Orpah reaches into their stocking and opens up the ?. Definitely, definitely keep tight track of those packages. :D Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:Well, there's just nothing like a good tEa thread to lift my Bah Humbug spirits this holiday season! My main suggestion ladies is to NOT wrap your dh's "secret santa" gifts in the same paper as the children. There might be a moment of :blink: on Christmas morn when the gifts are being opened and little Buford or Orpah reaches into their stocking and opens up the ?. Definitely, definitely keep tight track of those packages. :D Faith :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 We bought a tackle box from Walmart that you can lock. I really like the idea of a tackle box. If someone keeps their marital aids in a tackle box, it gives the impression that they really take them seriously. Hee. Wedding tackle. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 They're just socks. But, not for your feet. I promise they are not shown on models. Hmm.. men in socks or men in kilts? What would the hive prefer ?:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 For a bunch of bat$hit crazy conservatives*, this is a very interesting thread. :lol: *Urban Dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down_the_Rabbit_Hole Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 My kids know our bedroom dressers are off limits and as they have gotten older they have made a comment or two about what should be in the drawers. I don't know what is worse...your child finding one of your items or you finding one of your adult sons. PSA: make sure you know where all the items are hidden. We got a new mattress a few yrs ago and when the men lifted the old one off the box spring they found something we forgot we had hidden there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katilac Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I just keep stuff in a zippered tote under the bed. I don't go to the trouble of hiding or locking, b/c I figure that, if they snoop, they deserve the shock. Hopefully, we don't die at the same time. Seems unlikely. But I'll really need the magic box if dh dies first! :D The shelf in the closet is a good hiding place, until it falls over and rolls out, whacking you in the forehead and the kids come running. "Mommy, what happened? Are you hurt? Is this a flashlight?" :blushing: :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom-ninja. Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 PSA: make sure you know where all the items are hidden. We got a new mattress a few yrs ago and when the men lifted the old one off the box spring they found something we forgot we had hidden there. I would have died on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissad2 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I just wish I knew where to start in the spice dept....I've done some online browsing but get so overwhelmed I don't know where to start! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 PSA: make sure you know where all the items are hidden. We got a new mattress a few yrs ago and when the men lifted the old one off the box spring they found something we forgot we had hidden there. OMG! :lol::lol::lol: Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6packofun Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 LOL That is the silliest, most UNerotic thing I've ever seen! :lol: I don't get it. Does the man wear it for extra warmth? 'Cause it isn't sexy and if he's cold I've got a better idea?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 LOL That is the silliest, most UNerotic thing I've ever seen! :lol: I don't get it. Does the man wear it for extra warmth? 'Cause it isn't sexy and if he's cold I've got a better idea?!! It is not for a man. I am pretty sure it is just silly. Does that help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Hikers Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 So, this reminds me of a funny story. My sister bought her first house 2 years ago, and the whole family went to check it out. She showed us around everywhere, and we ended up congregating in her bedroom. She was explaining the changes she wanted to make to this large built-in. My dad sort of plopped down on her bed, knocking the pillow off and her v** rolled out onto the bed. He looked at it! Everyone looked at it! Then we all looked at her and burst out laughing, I thought she was going to drop over. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Hikers Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 It is not for a man. I am pretty sure it is just silly. Does that help? :lol: I dated this guy for awhile, and for our first time he wore one. It really broke the ice, and I thought it was attractive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaz Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I like to shop through http://book22.com/ because it's a Christian site with only photos of products, no people. That reminds me I need some stocking stuffers for my dh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottakee Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 I just wish I knew where to start in the spice dept....I've done some online browsing but get so overwhelmed I don't know where to start! That is where I am. Some stuff I had NO idea even existed and some I don't want to even know about. Hard to figure this out without getting overwhelmed or exposed to stuff I don't want to be exposed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChemMommy Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I'll second book22.com. Look under aids and see what strikes your fancy. That's part of the fun: anticipation. If you don't like something, try again. You may need to try a couple of spices for your tEa before you get the right flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In2why Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 That is where I am. Some stuff I had NO idea even existed and some I don't want to even know about. Hard to figure this out without getting overwhelmed or exposed to stuff I don't want to be exposed to. For a beginner I would suggest. http://www.amazon.com/Amazing-Pleasuring-Vibrating-Condom-Pleasure/dp/B000ZO0ADI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1322617181&sr=8-2 Or if you prefer the more romantic and slow introduction then an important thing to know is there are different types of what looks to be the same thing. Massage oils that are for massages but not good to taste or as a lubricant. Lubricants that add heat but shouldn't be tasted, or flavored that taste okay, none of them really taste good, but aren't good as a lubricant. Know what you want the bottle to do. Walmart and any drugstore carry http://www.amazon.com/K-Y-Couples-Lubricant-1-5-Ounce-2-Count/dp/B000XB4M46/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2 Another spicy thing that can be disavowed is a mirror strategically placed on the closet door or somewhere else that looks like it is part of the normal bedroom decor but can be strategically adjusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 You could also use edible accessories. No evidence left behind. Ice cubes can be useful. :blushing: Chocolate pudding is good for this, too. (Just don't refrigerate!) And Nutella. And Reddi-Whip. And, if you are like George Costanza, a good pastrami on rye sandwhich with spicy mustard! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Chocolate pudding is good for this, too. (Just don't refrigerate!) And Nutella. And Reddi-Whip. And, if you are like George Costanza, a good pastrami on rye sandwhich with spicy mustard! :lol: You better stop before you have to send a Red Cross message to your hubby. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 You better stop before you have to send a Red Cross message to your hubby. :lol::lol::lol: :w00t: :rofl: When my oldest dd was about 5 years old she saw my B.O.B. (Boyfriend On Batteries) because I had foolishly left it out on the nightstand. She said,"Is that yours?" to which I replied, "yes". Then she said "what IS it?" I said,"I don't know!" :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virg Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 When my twin boys were little (and I was a single mom) I came out of the bathroom to find one "massaging" the other's back with my bright pink one! I almost had a heart attack! I snatched it from them and one said, "Mama I want to rub his back with the pink massager more!" There was no one to see me embarrassed and I was MORTIFIED! :blush: My BFF and I tease each other about the pink back massager all the time. My BFF once woke up from a nap with her toddler to find the child, and the room, covered in peppermint lube and her playing with a couple of toys. It took us FOREVER to clean up the mess! The room smelled like mint for a long time!:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycalling Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 The shelf in the closet is a good hiding place, until it falls over and rolls out, whacking you in the forehead and the kids come running. "Mommy, what happened? Are you hurt? Is this a flashlight?" :blushing: I'll do you one better...when your mother is helping you move and grabs that basket from the closet shelf and three items fall out on her:scared:...also in front of the children. And she quickly helps pick them up before you get to them. There's no coming back from that.:svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1GirlTwinBoys Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 "Mommy, what happened? Are you hurt? Is this a flashlight?" :lol: Laughing over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caitlinsmom Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 This thread has made my night. I *almost* want to learn to knit just to make a willie warmer. :D Dh would die opening that present on Christmas morning. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 This thread has made my night. I *almost* want to learn to knit just to make a willie warmer. :D Dh would die opening that present on Christmas morning. :D for those with chafing on their minds I bring you the knitted wool condom: http://theanticraft.com/archive/lugh06/familyplanning.htm :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 OMG, if you read this thread too close to the "need a tree topper" thread try VERY hard not to roll onto the floor laughing. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 It is not for a man. I am pretty sure it is just silly. Does that help? The one I linked is for a man to wear. It is silly, certainly, but the pattern is really easy to make. I am especially proud of the one I did with an appliqued lumberjack on it. It goes with every flannel shirt ever made. If you were a man and had to chop wood in -30°C weather, your willy would be happy to have one of those, I assure you! No. You may not have pictures. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 The one I linked is for a man to wear. It is silly, certainly, but the pattern is really easy to make. I am especially proud of the one I did with an appliqued lumberjack on it. It goes with every flannel shirt ever made. If you were a man and had to chop wood in -30°C weather, your willy would be happy to have one of those, I assure you! No. You may not have pictures. ;) Then it didn't happen. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Then it didn't happen. ;) Okey dokey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caitlinsmom Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 OMG, if you read this thread too close to the "need a tree topper" thread try VERY hard not to roll onto the floor laughing. :lol: The warning is fantastic! :lol: The one I linked is for a man to wear. It is silly, certainly, but the pattern is really easy to make. I am especially proud of the one I did with an appliqued lumberjack on it. It goes with every flannel shirt ever made. If you were a man and had to chop wood in -30°C weather, your willy would be happy to have one of those, I assure you! No. You may not have pictures. ;) Oh the visual I have right now!! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 You know, maybe I would have better luck with the sock as a tree topper than the stars that seem to just want to fall off ;) Hmm...now, how do I explain this to the children? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulieH Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 My best friend and I have an arrangement about cleaning out the bedroom drawers and clearing each others' internet history in the event of our untimely demise. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's great!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Neverland Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 My best friend and I have an arrangement about cleaning out the bedroom drawers and clearing each others' internet history in the event of our untimely demise. :lol::lol::lol: I thought me and my BFF were the only ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottakee Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 As for what to get, I highly recommend this. The box will say Amazon, and as a bonus, it ships free. :) http://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-Magic-Wand/dp/B004M8L8MA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1322602557&sr=8-2 Ok, I just ordered it. Not sure if it will be here for Christmas but maybe the new year :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyinND Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 LOVE IT! LOL I want to get one of those little trojan massagers.....We have a few lubes that I keep in the bedroom in a box with other medicines-kiddo doesn't get into that...an online friend has hers in a pretty box under the bed and another has a pillow that is hollow or something where she keeps hers......lol :D My husband told a friend of his that he was getting my one of those trojan things for me for a stocking stuffer, so I really wanted to go to Christmas with my hair all 'blown back' :lol: If only I could figure out how to do my hair that way!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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