GWOB Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yes son, you do need to change into a clean pair of underwear after a shower. Boys:glare::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bettyandbob Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I've been saying this for years. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 I've been saying this for years. :tongue_smilie: So it doesn't get better? Awesome:glare:. The poor boy would wear the same pair of pants for days on end. And the same pair of underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 So it doesn't get better? Awesome:glare:. The poor boy would wear the same pair of pants for days on end. And the same pair of underwear. At least he wears underwear. My ds8 would go without if I didn't check up on him. How can that be comfortable??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Mostly? Don't lick that!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 Mostly? Don't lick that!!!!!! Seriously! I've caught my son, who is 8, licking things at the grocery store. There just are no words for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 No naked gymnastics. All the time. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 No naked gymnastics. All the time. :glare: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Kate Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yes son, you do need to change into a clean pair of underwear after a shower. Boys:glare::lol: Oh my...I was so shocked the first time I had to explain this to my son. I kinda thought it was intuitive...but not so much with boys I guess! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
********* Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Just today I said: "No, I did not get you a gross toilet with pee and poop in it for your birthday." Moose is about to turn 6, thinks anything 'gross' or related to bathroom-bodily-functions is HILARIOUS, and was 'guessing' what we had gotten him as birthday gifts. :glare: (How much longer am I going to have to say things like 'Fart jokes aren't funny; just say excuse me and move on'?! You know what; never mind. Please don't answer that. :tongue_smilie:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laundrycrisis Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 1. Stop turning your brother into animals ! (Lego Harry Potter Xbox game) 2. Get your elbow OUT of the syrup ! (Said while on phone with an insurance agent who then could not stop laughing.) 3. No honey, I'm sorry, Klimpaloon is not real. (It's a Phineas and Ferb thing.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 No naked gymnastics. All the time. :glare: :lol: My older two are in that shy stage right now, so the naked gymnastics/karate have ceased. Dd4, on the other hand....... Just today I said: "No, I did not get you a gross toilet with pee and poop in it for your birthday." Moose is about to turn 6, thinks anything 'gross' or related to bathroom-bodily-functions is HILARIOUS, and was 'guessing' what we had gotten him as birthday gifts. :glare: (How much longer am I going to have to say things like 'Fart jokes aren't funny; just say excuse me and move on'?! You know what; never mind. Please don't answer that. :tongue_smilie:) I don't get it either. I only had sisters. I just don't get the fascination with bodily functions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessedchaos Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Why is the cat wearing a nut cup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 Why is the cat wearing a nut cup? :eek::svengo: You win!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmmetler Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I know the ancient Egyptians did it, but we're NOT going to mummify Tigger! (our pet cat who died last week). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristusG Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 "Don't take naked pictures of your sister." 7 year old was walking around the house taking pics of random things with her camera. 4 year old comes flying out of the bathroom, naked as a jaybird, yelling "take pictures of me!" 7 year old holds up the camera to take a pic and I quickly say "No! Don't take naked pictures of your sister!" LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IATeachingMom Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yes son, you do need to change into a clean pair of underwear after a shower. We've had to have this conversation before with our boys.... and we ALWAYS have to ask if they used soap in the shower... both body soap and hair soap (shampoo). And if the soap made it on their whole body/hair.. not just their hands. We finally did an showering tutorial. I'm not sure how much of it sunk in.... What is the deal with boys?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IATeachingMom Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 (How much longer am I going to have to say things like 'Fart jokes aren't funny; just say excuse me and move on'?! You know what; never mind. Please don't answer that. :tongue_smilie:) I'm not sure.. mine are 12 and 8 and it's still SO funny to them.... :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara in Colo Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 No you cannot vacuum today, you vacuumed yesterday. DS (6) LOVES to vacuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 OK, would somone kind parent of daughters please enlighten me? Do girls REALLY not do this (not get clean undies after a shower)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yes son, you do need to change into a clean pair of underwear after a shower. We've had to have this conversation before with our boys.... and we ALWAYS have to ask if they used soap in the shower... both body soap and hair soap (shampoo). And if the soap made it on their whole body/hair.. not just their hands. We finally did an showering tutorial. I'm not sure how much of it sunk in.... What is the deal with boys?!?! I seriously laughed out loud! I cannot tell you how many times I have had to tell my son to use soap on his whole entire body. The poor boy is completely clueless. Today he came downstairs in his older sister's jeans. He didn't notice that he picked up the wrong pair. All he knew was that he had on clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 At least he wears underwear. My ds8 would go without if I didn't check up on him. How can that be comfortable??? :iagree: Ds does not like underwear. Things I never thought I would have to say...no, you cannot put the flashlight in the microwave...you can't eat dinner naked...even if they will fit, you shouldn't put three slices of bread in your mouth at one time.... Yeah, I have a boy too. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I seriously laughed out loud! I cannot tell you how many times I have had to tell my son to use soap on his whole entire body. The poor boy is completely clueless. Today he came downstairs in his older sister's jeans. He didn't notice that he picked up the wrong pair. All he knew was that he had on clothes. Haha! My ds will have stuff on backwards all the time. Same thing... it's clothes, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELaurie Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I'm going to take your books away :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara R Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 "Did you wash your hands?" "Yes." "Did you use soap?" "Huh? No. You didn't say to use soap." "'Wash' implies 'soap.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alte Veste Academy Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yes son, you do need to change into a clean pair of underwear after a shower. Boys:glare::lol: Yes, yes, yes! I tell my boys that underwear expires 24 hours after it is first put on. :tongue_smilie: Lately, "Poop is not a souvenir!!! FLUSH IT!!!!!!!!!!" Sad but true. :blushing::willy_nilly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felicity Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I just reminded my 3yo this morning to please put on new underwear, so I don't think it's just boys. But my boys are older than her so maybe she's just following their example. Oh, on the licking thing--when my 10yo was 4 the kids all went up to the front in church to sing a Mother's Day song. DS got up there happily and stood in the front grinning from ear to ear. The kids started singing and for some reason ds started to lick the podium. Seriously. The kids sang 2 or 3 songs and all my kid did was lick the podium. Proud Mommy Moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alte Veste Academy Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yes son, you do need to change into a clean pair of underwear after a shower. We've had to have this conversation before with our boys.... and we ALWAYS have to ask if they used soap in the shower... both body soap and hair soap (shampoo). And if the soap made it on their whole body/hair.. not just their hands. We finally did an showering tutorial. I'm not sure how much of it sunk in.... What is the deal with boys?!?! A tutorial. :lol: My usual speech, for every single bath or shower. "You are to apply soap to every part of your body, every nook and cranny!" OK, would somone kind parent of daughters please enlighten me? Do girls REALLY not do this (not get clean undies after a shower)? My DD changes clothes more times per day than a Broadway star. Clean undies for every change of clothes, no joke. :lol: "Did you wash your hands?""Yes." "Did you use soap?" "Huh? No. You didn't say to use soap." "'Wash' implies 'soap.'" :lol: Here too! Or they get a squeeze of soap and put their hands straight into water, rinsing the soap off. Then they start scrubbing their hands. :confused: Uh, boys, you're not really getting the point here. You need a tutorial! :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 Haha! My ds will have stuff on backwards all the time. Same thing... it's clothes, isn't it? We won't go in to the whole backwards clothes thing:glare:. Half the time I am rushing out the door. Because, you know, 2 hours is totally not enough time to get ready. I hate it when I finally notice, after visiting at least 5 places, that my son has either his shirt or pants on backwards. I have seriously considered requiring them to wear signs stating "I dress myself". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1GirlTwinBoys Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I had to tell one of my twin boys "No, you may not go to the bathroom in the cat's litter box.":001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akmommy Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 At least he wears underwear. My ds8 would go without if I didn't check up on him. How can that be comfortable??? Have you tried boxers? My son went through a stage where he would not wear underwear. He finally told me that me that they were tight and uncomfortable so we got him some boxers and he's happily worn them ever since. Now, changing them daily? Well, that's another story. Boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXMomof4 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 OK, would somone kind parent of daughters please enlighten me? Do girls REALLY not do this (not get clean undies after a shower)? None of my girls would wear panties two days in a row with or without a shower. Yesterday we were at the beach and dd got sand in wet pants and was having a meltdown. She had on a dress over it all so I told her to take pants/panties off and go without if it was bugging her. She almost died. I haven't laughed so hard in a long while. She did end up going without which is proof of how irritating sand down there must be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yes son, you do need to change into a clean pair of underwear after a shower. This, to 13yo ds who is just now getting that you have to put on clean clothes after your shower, not the ones you were just wearing. Though we have yet to actually get him in the shower daily. Mostly? Don't lick that!!!!!! And this or "Don't lick yourself," to dd when she's a cat. When she's a dog it's "Get that out of your mouth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 None of my girls would wear panties two days in a row with or without a shower. Neither would my dd. The boys are another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 OK, would somone kind parent of daughters please enlighten me? Do girls REALLY not do this (not get clean undies after a shower)? My dd went through a phase when I had to explain the clean underwear concept. We are now experiencing "If you wore those socks yesterday then they are not still clean." It is my dd who thinks fart humour is da bomb. It is my dd who can burp on command. It is my dd who can burp part of the alphabet. It is my dd who forgets to flush. For all you moms of boys, it is not just a boy thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassenach Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I just reminded my 3yo this morning to please put on new underwear, so I don't think it's just boys. But my boys are older than her so maybe she's just following their example. Oh, on the licking thing--when my 10yo was 4 the kids all went up to the front in church to sing a Mother's Day song. DS got up there happily and stood in the front grinning from ear to ear. The kids started singing and for some reason ds started to lick the podium. Seriously. The kids sang 2 or 3 songs and all my kid did was lick the podium. Proud Mommy Moment. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macpuffins Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 It is my dd who can burp on command. It is my dd who can burp part of the alphabet. I won the belching contest at Bible Camp when I was 21. :) I have great hopes for my child! As for things I've had to say: to hubby one day: "why does your butt look better in my jeans than mine does?" He'd just looked at the brand in the folded laundry pile, and didn't notice they were a bit short or had shallow pockets. He DID change them before he got out of the house though! p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 "Do not pee in the trashcan. It's gross." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 "No you cannot wear that shirt AGAIN. Put it in the hamper." And that was recently said to the 14 year old version of him. "Why did you take a picture of dog poop?" It actually made sense in a 6 year old boy way. He said he was taking pictures of "things of a dog" and dog poop is one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hope in God Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Band-aids cost money and they are for bleeding- not art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 (edited) I had to tell one of my twin boys "No, you may not go to the bathroom in the cat's litter box.":001_huh: I had to tell one of mine "you may NOT poop in the yard". That was followed a few months later by my husband telling the other he may not poop in a bucket in the yard. Evidently, I was not specific enough. :glare: Eta: I'm listening to A Prairie Home Companion and Garrison Keillor is making fart jokes. I guess the novelty never wears off. Edited November 13, 2011 by MyCrazyHouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jillian Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I have to tell dd to not put things down her pants....yep she sticks things up her shorts and down the top of her pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jillian Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I had to tell one of mine "you may NOT poop in the yard". That was followed a few months later by my husband telling the other he may not poop in a bucket in the yard. Evidently, I was not specific enough. :glare: Eta: I'm listening to A Prairie Home Companion and Garrison Keillor is making fart jokes. I guess the novelty never wears off. No fart jokes never go out of style for boys/men. DH still giggles hysterically over farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 OK, would somone kind parent of daughters please enlighten me? Do girls REALLY not do this (not get clean undies after a shower)? My girls definitely know to get clean undies after a shower. They even get clean ones before putting their pajamas on. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbridgeacademy Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 In the car after leaving Wal-M**t "Please do not cover your window in smiley-face stickers, I already have trouble seeing my blind spot." To DS "When was the last time you took a shower?" DS to me "ummm, I don't remember." DD8 "can you be "Goth" and still wear pink?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yes son, you do need to change into a clean pair of underwear after a shower. Boys:glare::lol: :smilielol5: This is NOT only a boy issue. Just saying....;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inmyopinion Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 "Do not pee in the trashcan. It's gross." Mine was "do not pee in the Lego table." He was only two, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakarimom5 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Recently I learned that my 10yo ds told my 8yo ds that when you wash your hair with a lot of shampoo and it runs down your body that means you don't need to wash your body!:glare: It's sad to say but I have no idea how long my boys have been "washing" this way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakarimom5 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I have to tell dd to not put things down her pants....yep she sticks things up her shorts and down the top of her pants. DS#4 could get a whole doorknob in his diaper! Just today I had to tell people to stop smelling things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jillian Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 DS#4 could get a whole doorknob in his diaper! Just today I had to tell people to stop smelling things! DD has shoved 3 beanbags, and 2 ball pit balls into her bike-tard leotard the other day at gymnastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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