Alice Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Should I vaccinate my Cub Scout? Should the people who I invited over for a delicious crockpot dinner take off their shoes? Should men in kilts drink milk? And since it's almost that time of year....what do you think about Halloween? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Should I point out the troll in the shopping cart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen500 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Should I point out the troll in the shopping cart? Only if the troll is frumpy with an outdated hairstyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Only if the troll is frumpy with an outdated hairstyle. Wearing a jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 And I mean this so nicely, with all sincerity and rainbows, but why do Catholics do that if it's not in the Bible? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 And I mean this so nicely, with all sincerity and rainbows, but why do Catholics do that if it's not in the Bible? :lol: Trouble maker. What kind of shoes do you buy your kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Trouble maker. What kind of shoes do you buy your kids? They wear very advanced shoes because they have exceptional feet. Their rigorous shoes will insure they will never be behind their peers. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 They wear very advanced shoes because they have exceptional feet. Their rigorous shoes will insure they will never be behind their peers. Ever. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Should I vaccinate my Cub Scout? Only if he bites Should the people who I invited over for a delicious crockpot dinner take off their shoes? Only if you're not renting, because we know carpet in a rental house probably has pee on it somewhere. Should men in kilts drink milk? Yes, because it does a body good.I'm thinking a whole new ad campaign for milk mustache using famous kilt wearers. And since it's almost that time of year....what do you think about Halloween? I'm thinking it will be cold and rainy, it always is.Plus I'm thinking on Nov 1 I'll be at Walmart buying 1/2 price candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 They wear very advanced shoes because they have exceptional feet. Their rigorous shoes will insure they will never be behind their peers. Ever. Ooooooh. Yer good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parker Martin Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Who will you vote for in 2012 and will that vote change if you witness footage of your candidate drinking an HFCS laden soda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SailorMom Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Fairy Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Ooooooh. Yer good. :iagree: Like, scary good! Fer reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 Who will you vote for in 2012 and will that vote change if you witness footage of your candidate drinking an HFCS laden soda? Only if the soda is laced with milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 (edited) Should I vaccinate my Cub Scout? Only after his circumcision and you should breast feed while he's getting his shot. Should the people who I invited over for a delicious crockpot dinner take off their shoes? No. Ankles should never show, that's immodest. Are you watching your children while they're there? Those people could be predators. Should men in kilts drink milk? Only straight from the udder :lol: Woo! Run with that one ;) And since it's almost that time of year....what do you think about Halloween? I never think about Halloween. It's bad for my teeth and my children are allergic to candy wrappers. ETA, egads! He's a scout?!? Well, he's already ruined. Edited September 1, 2011 by lionfamily1999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Speaking of HFCS drinks, do you know the Duggars have a Coke machine in their house? I was so horrified when I saw it that any admiration/liking I ever had for them went right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ereks mom Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Hmmm... I haven't been on much for the past couple of weeks, what with the start of our new school year, but I'm thinking I must have been missing a lot. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy in NH Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Should I point out the troll in the shopping cart? Only if they've been left in the parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Only if they've been left in the parking lot. Then, just throw a slice of peanut butter at them and run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 But...but...they might have food allergies! Would you want to possibly cause the death of a troll? You might as well pick up a GUN and shoot it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 Then, just throw a slice of peanut butter at them and run. How exactly do you slice peanut butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 (edited) We all know there's no actual peanuts in peanut butter slices, those things are strictly scented plastic. Sheesh. Edited September 1, 2011 by lionfamily1999 needed to add a link for the peanut butter slice impaired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 We all know there's no actual peanuts in peanut butter slices, those things are strictly scented plastic. Sheesh. OMG. Whoever invented that deserves a spanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Only if the soda is laced with milk. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Should I vaccinate my Cub Scout? Does he bite? Should the people who I invited over for a delicious crockpot dinner take off their shoes? Crockpot dinner - yes. Barbeque - no. Should men in kilts drink milk? Yes - as long as they're not roofing at the time (only type 1 milk). And since it's almost that time of year....what do you think about Halloween? It's waaaaayyyy too scary to think about now. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Do they make Jelly Slices? I really am overwhelmed and need the kitchen to be as easy as possible. Dawn We all know there's no actual peanuts in peanut butter slices, those things are strictly scented plastic. Sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Or a bris. OMG. Whoever invented that deserves a spanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Speaking of peanut butter, have Crustables ever been discussed here? I once witnessed full on melt down fisticuffs on a forum over Crustables. We should discuss Crustables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Only if they're vegan Crustables. With raw milk. Oh, Pasteur. Harbinger of DOOM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Governess Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Only if the troll is frumpy with an outdated hairstyle. Wearing a jumper. Or displaying its cleavage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Or displaying its cleavage. ...in its bikini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen500 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I will have to check in on this thread later.....I need to go take the kids to get our Happy Meals now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Should I vaccinate my Cub Scout? That really depends. Are the other scouts vaccinated? Can you rely on herd vaccination to keep your scout safe? If you are going to vaccinate, make sure you keep your germ ridden kid away from mine. Should the people who I invited over for a delicious crockpot dinner take off their shoes? Yes, and make sure you don't give them any advance notice of your shoes off policy so they will not be prepared with a clean pair of socks or ones without holes and this way they can complain about your unreasonable demands when they leave. Should men in kilts drink milk? Absolutely. And they should drink it in front of me. And since it's almost that time of year....what do you think about Halloween? It is the Devil's own Holiday. Chock full of cavity causing candy and teaching my children that it is okay to beg for candy from everyone and that when you don't get what you want you play a mean trick on them. We will be going to a Harvest Dance Costume Ball instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 And since it's almost that time of year....what do you think about Halloween? It is the Devil's own Holiday. Chock full of cavity causing candy and teaching my children that it is okay to beg for candy from everyone and that when you don't get what you want you play a mean trick on them. We will be going to a Harvest Dance Costume Ball instead. But Halloween teaches them to shaaaare! Sharing with Mommy, that is :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Then, just throw a slice of peanut butter at them and run. You slice your peanut butter?:svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 You slice your peanut butter?:svengo: Truth is stranger than fiction. http://www.pbslices.com/history/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Truth is stranger than fiction. http://www.pbslices.com/history/index.html My kids won't even eat the sliced plastic American "cheese". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linguistmama Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I once saw a knock down drag out fight on another forum arguing whether or not breast milk was vegan! Very entertaining. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Whatever. I'm better than everyone here just because. I invented both Uncrustables AND all-natural organic peanut butter that does not cause allergic reactions. My breatmilk is 100% organic AND vegan. My kids are smarter, cuter, and better dressed than everyone else. They are learning Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Sanskrit, and Old English. They never wear their shoes inside a home because they refuse to bring contaminated soil into a home. They have raised their own milk cows (not genetically modified, of course). We don't use shopping carts because we grow all of our own food. Shopping carts are for sheeple consumers. We invented Halloween. And vaccinations. Drool away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Only if the soda is laced with milk. How about RAW milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Whatever. I'm better than everyone here just because. I invented both Uncrustables AND all-natural organic peanut butter that does not cause allergic reactions. My breatmilk is 100% organic AND vegan. My kids are smarter, cuter, and better dressed than everyone else. They are learning Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Sanskrit, and Old English. They never wear their shoes inside a home because they refuse to bring contaminated soil into a home. They have raised their own milk cows (not genetically modified, of course). We don't use shopping carts because we grow all of our own food. Shopping carts are for sheeple consumers. We invented Halloween. And vaccinations. Drool away. So you're the ones working on the replicator and transporter technology. Let's us know before the IPO, we'd like to get in on the ground floor. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 How about RAW milk? Is that milk that wrestles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldberry Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Do they make Jelly Slices? I really am overwhelmed and need the kitchen to be as easy as possible. Dawn Obviously you have no respect for the effort and dignity of homemaking. You being overwhelmed will only traumatize your children. They will need therapy. For this you will need universal healthcare coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twigs Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 All I can say, is Somebody has too much free time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Is that milk that wrestles? :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 All I can say, is Somebody has too much free time! Oh Puh-lease! We get all that stuff done before 10:00am. After that, I find the time to be both a free-range AND helicopter parent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margo out of lurking Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Should I vaccinate my Cub Scout? Should the people who I invited over for a delicious crockpot dinner take off their shoes? Should men in kilts drink milk? And since it's almost that time of year....what do you think about Halloween? Brilliant!! ETA, egads! He's a scout?!? Well, he's already ruined. :lol::lol::lol: That's the funniest post of the month. One more burning question: Should Santa bring my child a Harry Potter book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 But...but...they might have food allergies! Would you want to possibly cause the death of a troll? You might as well pick up a GUN and shoot it! Would you shoot a troll to protect your family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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