Garga Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 My friend is throwing a party for someone who is turning 40. She wants to set up cardboard tombstones with goofy "you're turning 40" poems, jingles, epitaphs, etc. on them. I can't think of anything. Can any of you come up with something silly to put on the tombstones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam Wilhelm Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 _______ is so old, when they fart dust comes out. Older than dirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcgonczi Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Lordy, Lordy, ______ is 40! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonshineLearner Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Gosh... I'm turning 40, luckily my husband knows to plan no such party :) I want the Melting Pot, instead!! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy1k Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 This isn't helpful, but it made me laugh when I saw it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy1k Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 And it is HUGE. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristusG Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I was going to post about the "40 sucks" thing LOL! I love that! You can do it for any age too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZooRho Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 nothing for that but the funniest one I ever saw was my aunt's neighbor. Her friend got use of a hearse for the afternoon. She was sitting on her front porch when up drives the hearse with a string of cars following. It was so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iona Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 forty isn't old, if you're a tree anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 "40 ... not so sporty" "40, when your bladder falls and your gall bladder rises up" "over the hill and gaining speed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Neverland Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Gosh... I'm turning 40, luckily my husband knows to plan no such party :) I want the Melting Pot, instead!! ;) Me too! I turned 40 last year and I was terrified I would get one of those over the hill parties. I did a blog post called "40 Reasons Why 40 is FABULOUS" and the WTM ladies helped me come up with the list. That's what I would write on her "tombstones". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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