Shenan Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Could somebody PLEASE tell me where Notme lives. AND WHO are his parents? I am pretty fed up with his activities and shenanigans around here this week.:glare: Does anybody know if he is related to Idunno, Murphy's Law, Chaos, and Pandora's box? I would really love to get my bathroom trash can back that he took 4 months ago. He has also taken possession of numerous unmatched socks, a remote control, pens, pencils, books, schoolwork, picked garden flowers, missing garden tomatoes, toothbrushes, a shoe, pillows, a letter opener, pictures, thread, scissors, gloves, hats, soda cans, gum, mints, cereal from the empty cereal boxes left behind, missing milk from the empty milk container he placed back into the refrigerator, and ice cream from the empty ice cream container he left in the freezer. I can also guarantee you that his fingerprints will match perfectly with the fingerprints found in the cool whip container, peanut butter, butter, missing icing patches on the birthday cakes, AND the unbaked cookie dough!:glare: It would be greatly appreciated if anybody has any information pertaining to him and the wherabouts of these items. Thank you for your time, Shenan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Herbster Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 LOL...Notme's tracks have been sighted around here as well. (We know him as "Nobody.") It's gotten to the point where dc will all laugh and say, "Guess it was Mr. Nobody!" Hmmm...somehow that answer isn't good enough for their mother. Sorry...He hasn't brought your trash can over here. He must have a collection of those as well as single shoes and the other things you mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathleen in VA Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 He lives on Mars, Shenan. He beams himself here invisibly, sneaks around and accomplishes his missions and them beams back before anyone sees. All of the items you listed as missing are on Mars as well. Sorry. He shows up here everyone once in awhile, too, so don't feel too bad - you are not alone. I think he is mixed up with the economic stimulus plan. He figures if we don't have the things we are looking for, we'll go out and buy more. It must be a goverment conspiracy.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in IL Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 :rofl::rofl::rofl::smilielol5:and :grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Does anybody know if he is related to Idunno, Murphy's Law, Chaos, and Pandora's box? Well, my dad would say that Notme is a close relation to Wasgonna (as in, "I wasgonna do it!!!"). Notme never visited our house when I was a kid--I was an only child :glare:--but I'm certain he'll (she'll?) be making an appearance here any day now. I think he is mixed up with the economic stimulus plan. He figures if we don't have the things we are looking for, we'll go out and buy more. It must be a goverment conspiracy.;) :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 He's been here too, and I want to know where the devil he put my Arabian's bridle. He doesn't confine himself to the house here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I don't know, but he was at our church yesterday, peeling the top layer of frosting off a cake!!! :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacie Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Well, please take this in the spirit in which it is offered but...*hanging head in shame* that cookie dough thing was not him. I'm very sorry and I'll try not to do it again. But could you put in a few more nuts next time? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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