Remudamom Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 "Do I look stupid to you??" Any others? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXMomof4 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 "What were you thinking???" There are some things I just don't need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristusG Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 How does this look on me? Answer: Well, your belly pokes out like there's a baby in it (yes, there's a baby in it now, but when I asked this question, there was no baby in there LOL). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorganClassicalPrep Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 "Do I look like your personal maid?" The response I got was... "Well, you always clean up after me, so... yes" :glare: (And there wasn't any snark in it... DD was being completely genuine. She knew a maid cleaned up, and knew that I cleaned up.... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwg Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 :lol: Mine is not as a parent but still I learned. A first grader (:001_huh:) called me a "big fat ho" and I said in a shocked, stern voice "what did you just say?" The entire class-in sync- said "He called you a big fat ho" :lol: I have never asked that question again. (It was my first year teaching). And ftr I was not big, fat, or a ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I rephrase that to "I'm not as stupid as I look." I've even been known to say under great duress, "I'm not as stupid as you look." The problem is, the kids think this phrase is the funniest thing they've ever heard! It's met by gales of laughter.:glare: But hopefully the laughter will distract them from whatever they were trying to convince me to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 I said this to an Amish guy not too long ago. He almost bust a gut. Apparently I look pretty stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Julie in CA Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I could tell he had to think about it....:glare: {sigh} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestof3 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Question: "Where'd you learn that?" Answer: "You." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Question: "Where'd you learn that?" Answer: "You." Oh yeah, that's a classic around here. I just add "Where did you learn THAT word?" and unfortunately the answer is usually "You". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 'Have you ever heard anyone in this house speak like THAT?' :leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Am I going crazy or.... I love my children, I do, but there's times when I wish I could be the hser that has them locked in the crawl space eating fish heads. Not a lot, just a little and only sometimes ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I could tell he had to think about it....:glare:{sigh} My ds11 actually responded (just a few weeks ago), 'how far is the bridge from the water?' :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdalley Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 To husband: Does this skirt make my butt look big? Darling son: (overhearing and being an Aspie) glances up - Yes, Mom, but it's not the skirt. It's your butt. It's big. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KristinaBreece Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 My ds11 actually responded (just a few weeks ago), 'how far is the bridge from the water?' :glare: When my mom asked me that as a teen, I told her I wasn't sure about a bridge, but that cliff diving had worked out well so far for all involved. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyinND Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 How many times do I have to say... I actually get real number answers.:banghead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink and Green Mom Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 'Have you ever heard anyone in this house speak like THAT?' :leaving: Same here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrissySC Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 "do you think I am saying this just to hear myself talk?" *sigh Did you ever get a yes? I wonder if that counts as sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 How many times do I have to say... I actually get real number answers.:banghead: This is what I was going to post, with a slight variation - How many times have I told you? Him: 7 Me: gives the Mom Stare of Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyinND Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 This is what I was going to post, with a slight variation - How many times have I told you? Him: 7 Me: gives the Mom Stare of Death[/quote] :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 This is what I was going to post, with a slight variation - How many times have I told you? Him: 7 Me: gives the Mom Stare of Death If it were only 7. . . 700 is more like it:glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinaPagnato Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 "Do you think this is a restaurant?" (when all my dc ask for something different to eat at mealtime) Inevitably some smart aleck will quietly chirp, "Could I have some fries with that order?" <<snicker, snicker>> :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarreymere Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 One of my now adult daughters came home one chilly spring day soaking wet and covered in mud. Me "What happened to you?!!! Child "We were jumping off the bridge over that little creek". Me <big sigh> "Well, at least now I know the answer to the question 'if your friends all jump off a bridge would you jump with them' ". Child <grins> "Mom, it was MY idea!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfunnybunch Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 "What in heaven's name are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?!" After only a split-second's thought, I really don't want to know what they are doing. I just want them to stop and never ever do it again. But since I've asked, they tell me, in excruciating detail, including whose idea it was and why they thought it was a good idea. :banghead: Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 "What in heaven's name are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?!" After only a split-second's thought, I really don't want to know what they are doing. I just want them to stop and never ever do it again. But since I've asked, they tell me, in excruciating detail, including whose idea it was and why they thought it was a good idea. :banghead: Cat I ask them "What are you doing and do I want to know about it?" They answer "Nothing. . . and no, you don't want to know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfunnybunch Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 They answer "Nothing. . . and no, you don't want to know." :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cin Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 My ds11 actually responded (just a few weeks ago), 'how far is the bridge from the water?' :glare: This is my overly-analytical, correct you if your wrong, daughter. It depends on how deep the water is and if it's cold or not. :banghead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacher Mom Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Were you raised in a barn? Her: Well, yeah, Mom, the horse barn. And the dog agility equipment is in the barn, and Grandma has a barn, and .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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