mazakaal Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 14yo ds just came in my bedroom and asked if his face looks any different. me: Did you just shave? Ds has never shaved before and really didn't need to. He just had a little bit of fuzz on his upper lip. ds: yea. me: Did you use my razor? ds: yea. me: The one down in the shower? ie - not a new one from the package in my dresser ds: yea. me: You know that I've used that? ds: yea. me: On my legs. ds: yea. me: And... ds: Awww, you shave...???? You're like 80!!!!!! Actually I'm only 41, but I do shave just for a swim suit line kind of thing. Poor ds was mortified. That's what you get for using my razor without asking. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Dominion Heather Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 That is hysterical! (Also, buy the boy a razor!) I bet he'll NEVER forget to ask for a new razor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 LOL! Poor kid, but he'll definitely stay clear of your razor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T'smom Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 LOL! That is hilarious! Your poor ds. I feel sorry for him, but maybe he will learn something about asking permission when using other people's things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I'd laugh too. Check out what I thought was HILARIOUS! http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=230107&highlight=shoes+clothes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 hee hee, gotta love moments like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazakaal Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 Oh, that is funny! Your poor daughter. If only she had obeyed you. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazakaal Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 maybe he will learn something about asking permission when using other people's things! Exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen in PA Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 :lol: Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfunnybunch Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 *snort!* :lol::lol::lol: Poor kid! Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margo out of lurking Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 me: And... ds: Awww, you shave...???? You're like 80!!!!!! Actually I'm only 41, but I do shave just for a swim suit line kind of thing. Poor ds was mortified. That's what you get for using my razor without asking. :lol: :lol::lol::lol: Hilarious! I love it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyfaithe Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 14yo ds just came in my bedroom and asked if his face looks any different. me: Did you just shave? Ds has never shaved before and really didn't need to. He just had a little bit of fuzz on his upper lip. ds: yea. me: Did you use my razor? ds: yea. me: The one down in the shower? ie - not a new one from the package in my dresser ds: yea. me: You know that I've used that? ds: yea. me: On my legs. ds: yea. me: And... ds: Awww, you shave...???? You're like 80!!!!!! Actually I'm only 41, but I do shave just for a swim suit line kind of thing. Poor ds was mortified. That's what you get for using my razor without asking. :lol: This is HYSTERICAL!!! Gotta LOVE those adolescent boys...hahaha:lol: Faithe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 This is HYSTERICAL!!! Gotta LOVE those adolescent boys...hahaha:lol: Faithe :iagree: Aren't they a hoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rain Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 :lol: What a way to remember his first shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnitaMcC Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 :lol::lol: Now that is a memorable (sp?) memory!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheryl in NM Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 That's funny! I have to share this story about my step-son. He was 13 when he moved in with us. I had an overstuffed recliner in my bedroom. I usually just tossed my bra over the arm at night when I went to bed. Well, one morning, as I was lounging in my workout clothes, all 3 kids were in my bedroom talking with me. Dss sat in that chair and was just going on and on about something, just a light casual conversation. All of a sudden I realized that he had his arm right on my bra! I started laughing, I couldn't help it, this is the kid that would drink after anyone, was extremely private, etc... He kept asking what? what? All I could do was point. When he noticed he had his arm on my bra he jumped out of the chair and ran out of the room and down the hall.:lol: Even funnier....the bra had hooked itself to him!:lol: This is one of my favorite memories and it still makes me laugh out loud, as did your story about your son and your razor. I can just hear the mortification in your son's voice.!:lol: For such cool, aloof individuals teenage boys sure are squeamish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Both stories are hysterical!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Nope, that is funny. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy101 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Read this to my older boys and they both said, "ewww! He just used the same razor that she used for her armpits?! Gross!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazakaal Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 That is sooooo funny. I do the same thing with my jeans and bra - on an easy chair in my room. When my 12yo comes in to sit and chat, he uses his foot to knock them on the floor. I can just imagine him running out of the room if he inadvertantly sat on it. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanier.1765 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My 14yo ds definitely has his sympathies with your ds. :lol: He's just appalled that we use razors to that end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherM2 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Thanks for sharing. I needed a good laugh today.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball mom Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sahamamama Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 That's funny! I have to share this story about my step-son. He was 13 when he moved in with us. I had an overstuffed recliner in my bedroom. I usually just tossed my bra over the arm at night when I went to bed. Well, one morning, as I was lounging in my workout clothes, all 3 kids were in my bedroom talking with me. Dss sat in that chair and was just going on and on about something, just a light casual conversation. All of a sudden I realized that he had his arm right on my bra! I started laughing, I couldn't help it, this is the kid that would drink after anyone, was extremely private, etc... He kept asking what? what? All I could do was point. When he noticed he had his arm on my bra he jumped out of the chair and ran out of the room and down the hall.:lol: Even funnier....the bra had hooked itself to him!:lol: This is one of my favorite memories and it still makes me laugh out loud, as did your story about your son and your razor. I can just hear the mortification in your son's voice.!:lol: For such cool, aloof individuals teenage boys sure are squeamish! Years and years ago, when I was living at home and about 19 years old, I used to get in from work very late at night and needed to get a second wind before climbing up the stairs to go to bed. Sometimes, I would sit in the family room, watch a little TV, unwind. I had this bad habit of taking off my bra and stuffing it under the sofa. Apparently, a time or two I was SO tired, I forgot to take my bra up the stairs. So... one day, my mother was vacuuming under the sofa and something got stuffed in the hose. "What the...?" Out came a bra, another bra, another bra, and another bra. For some reason, my parents thought this was hilarious. They figured out a little joke to play on me. One Saturday morning, I came down for breakfast. My parents were calmly seated at the table, sipping coffee, eating toast. The ceiling fan was spinning. On each fan blade, there was a bra... four bras, spinning round and round the kitchen. I said, "Oh. I wondered where they'd all gone off to..." :svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 LOL! Yes, all of those stories are hysterical! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Years and years ago, when I was living at home and about 19 years old, I used to get in from work very late at night and needed to get a second wind before climbing up the stairs to go to bed. Sometimes, I would sit in the family room, watch a little TV, unwind. I had this bad habit of taking off my bra and stuffing it under the sofa. Apparently, a time or two I was SO tired, I forgot to take my bra up the stairs. So... one day, my mother was vacuuming under the sofa and something got stuffed in the hose. "What the...?" Out came a bra, another bra, another bra, and another bra. For some reason, my parents thought this was hilarious. They figured out a little joke to play on me. One Saturday morning, I came down for breakfast. My parents were calmly seated at the table, sipping coffee, eating toast. The ceiling fan was spinning. On each fan blade, there was a bra... four bras, spinning round and round the kitchen. I said, "Oh. I wondered where they'd all gone off to..." :svengo: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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