Julie in CA Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I thought this one was funny. :D I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeOrchidSong Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iquilt Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secular_mom Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 That's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freerange Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Oh that is priceless!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simka2 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: I needed that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 LOL :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joannqn Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I needed it too. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 OooKay! Sent to all my email pals.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonshineLearner Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 That's hilarious!! :) Off to find my "unfinished" :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcconnellboys Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 LOL! I'm on my way out the door, but I'd better not take all those open bottles of Merlot, Muscat, and Port with me or I might not get back home tonight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Marple Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleWonders Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 :lol: I should have waited until I didn't have a sleeping babe in my arms - I had to temper my laughing! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie in CA Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 And I'm glad no one has complained that I posted it (I was a little worried about that!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikin' Mama Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Hmmm. I seem to recall some unfinished projects of my own....Thanks for sharing that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secular_mom Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 And I'm glad no one has complained that I posted it (I was a little worried about that!). Oh yeah- how dare you promote alcohol and drug abuse!? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie in CA Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Oh yeah- how dare you promote alcohol and drug abuse!? :D Actually it was referring to Prozac in a lighthearted way and perpetuating "junk email" that I was worried about people being offended by! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Great advice! I have so much more inner peace now that I've finished off that box of brandy beans from Trader Joe's! Wow, who knew?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormy weather Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Hee Hee Hee !:lol::lol::lol: (hurrying off to finish some things, so that I too can have inner peace) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whereneverever Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie4b Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 What a hoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jld Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Thanks, Julie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unicorn. Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 :lol::smilielol5::smilielol5::thumbup: Thank You! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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