kristavws Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Mr. Nobody has caused problems in our house off and on, ever since we learned the poem several years ago. He has left lights on, not flushed the toilet, scattered toys throughout the house, left the fridge door open, etc. Every day for breakfast, I have black coffee and a chocolate chip cookie. Every.day. My friends find this amusing since I primarily eat healthy and organic. I happened to notice one night that the last chocolate chip cookie, which was to be my breakfast, was GONE. My dh loves sweets, so I asked him if he ate it. His reply, "Mr. Nobody must have ate it." This is the final straw! Krista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlaS Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Is this the same Mr. Nobody who also goes by the alias Not Me? :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Not Me is his cousin. He lives at our house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggieamy Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Aha. I know that fellow. His alias in these parts is "Idunnoknow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRAAB Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Mr. Nobody was evicted from our house several years ago. Sorry to hear he landed at yours. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Ididntknow lives here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scmama Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I MUST have all their twins living with me!!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mejane Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 He's not related to Ididn'tdoit, is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn in OH Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Don't forget the cousin NotIt! When I get my hands on him..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 There's only one kid in our house, so Messrs. Nobody and Idon'tknow don't feel welcome. Mr. Itseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime, however, is here a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 He only drops by around here. Like that time he urinated in the trashcan in the boys' bathroom. He's rude. Weird, too. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I'd put Mr. Nobody to work for me. Why isn't my Awana shirt clean? Nobody washed it. Why isn't dinner ready? Nobody cooked it. Who is going to iron my shirt before work? Nobody. My family would be kicking Nobody to the curb pretty darn quick. :D And well, if you are going to keep him around it only seems natural that if Nobody does the laundry, then Nobody can eat the cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jplain Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I love Trout Fishing In America's take on Nobody. :D Nobody Chorus: I've got a friend that lives with me, My friend's name is Nobody. Nobody plays with me, Nobody loves me. I've got a friend that you can't see, My friend's name is Nobody. Nobody listens, Nobody cares. One day while playing baseball outside He broke the window then ran off to hide. My mom came out and she asked me, "Who did this?" I said, "Nobody." Nobody believed me, mom said I lied. [Chorus] We talk under the covers late at night, After I have gone to bed, turned out the light. My dad came in and he asked me, "Who ya talkin' to?" I said, "Nobody." Nobody listens, dad says be quiet. Nobody sure gets me in trouble. For Nobody I take a lot of blame. But if Nobody's gonna be my friend, I sure wish he'd get another name. [Chorus] Nobody listens, Nobody cares. Nobody listens, Nobody cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlaS Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 I'd put Mr. Nobody to work for me. Why isn't my Awana shirt clean? Nobody washed it. Why isn't dinner ready? Nobody cooked it. Who is going to iron my shirt before work? Nobody. My family would be kicking Nobody to the curb pretty darn quick. :D And well, if you are going to keep him around it only seems natural that if Nobody does the laundry, then Nobody can eat the cookies. Nobody doesn't like the Muppet Show right? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bettyandbob Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 We have Notme and Itwaslikethatwhenigothere. I'd like to get those guys to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristavws Posted November 12, 2010 Author Share Posted November 12, 2010 I'd put Mr. Nobody to work for me. Why isn't my Awana shirt clean? Nobody washed it. Why isn't dinner ready? Nobody cooked it. Who is going to iron my shirt before work? Nobody. My family would be kicking Nobody to the curb pretty darn quick. :D And well, if you are going to keep him around it only seems natural that if Nobody does the laundry, then Nobody can eat the cookies. :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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