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Mr. Nobody has caused problems in our house off and on, ever since we learned the poem several years ago. He has left lights on, not flushed the toilet, scattered toys throughout the house, left the fridge door open, etc.

 

Every day for breakfast, I have black coffee and a chocolate chip cookie. Every.day. My friends find this amusing since I primarily eat healthy and organic. I happened to notice one night that the last chocolate chip cookie, which was to be my breakfast, was GONE. My dh loves sweets, so I asked him if he ate it. His reply, "Mr. Nobody must have ate it."

 

This is the final straw!

 

Krista

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I'd put Mr. Nobody to work for me.

 

Why isn't my Awana shirt clean? Nobody washed it.

 

Why isn't dinner ready? Nobody cooked it.

Who is going to iron my shirt before work? Nobody.

 

My family would be kicking Nobody to the curb pretty darn quick. :D

 

And well, if you are going to keep him around it only seems natural that if Nobody does the laundry, then Nobody can eat the cookies.

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I love Trout Fishing In America's take on Nobody. :D

 

Nobody

 

Chorus:

I've got a friend that lives with me,

My friend's name is Nobody.

Nobody plays with me, Nobody loves me.

I've got a friend that you can't see,

My friend's name is Nobody.

Nobody listens, Nobody cares.

 

One day while playing baseball outside

He broke the window then ran off to hide.

My mom came out and she asked me,

"Who did this?"

I said, "Nobody."

Nobody believed me, mom said I lied.

 

[Chorus]

 

We talk under the covers late at night,

After I have gone to bed,

turned out the light.

My dad came in and he asked me,

"Who ya talkin' to?"

I said, "Nobody."

Nobody listens, dad says be quiet.

 

Nobody sure gets me in trouble.

For Nobody I take a lot of blame.

But if Nobody's gonna be my friend,

I sure wish he'd get another name.

 

[Chorus]

 

Nobody listens, Nobody cares.

Nobody listens, Nobody cares.

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I'd put Mr. Nobody to work for me.

 

Why isn't my Awana shirt clean? Nobody washed it.

 

Why isn't dinner ready? Nobody cooked it.

Who is going to iron my shirt before work? Nobody.

 

My family would be kicking Nobody to the curb pretty darn quick. :D

 

And well, if you are going to keep him around it only seems natural that if Nobody does the laundry, then Nobody can eat the cookies.

 

 

Nobody doesn't like the Muppet Show right? :D

 

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I'd put Mr. Nobody to work for me.

 

Why isn't my Awana shirt clean? Nobody washed it.

 

Why isn't dinner ready? Nobody cooked it.

Who is going to iron my shirt before work? Nobody.

 

My family would be kicking Nobody to the curb pretty darn quick. :D

 

And well, if you are going to keep him around it only seems natural that if Nobody does the laundry, then Nobody can eat the cookies.

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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