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have any of you discovered these? i don't know if it falls within the realm of spidey senses, but my eye starts twitching when one of my children comes in range. also, i can magically move their bowels just by sitting down to eat.

 

anyone else have any of these super powers?:)

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I have "super-finding" ability!

 

When there is great wailing in Metropolis - "Where's my xxxx? I can't find my xxxxx? Somebody took my xxxx?" - I can find the lost object with amazing speed!

 

Of course, I do it by looking in the place where xxxx is SUPPOSED to be kept. But I'm not telling!

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I have "super-finding" ability!

 

When there is great wailing in Metropolis - "Where's my xxxx? I can't find my xxxxx? Somebody took my xxxx?" - I can find the lost object with amazing speed!

 

Of course, I do it by looking in the place where xxxx is SUPPOSED to be kept. But I'm not telling!

 

That is one I've got too. They are so amazed that I know where everything is!

 

I assume this must be a super power because I'm the only person in the house capable of such a fantastic feat - I can change the roll of TP. Yep. Pretty amazing. You'd think DH could do it too but appearantly he forgot how when we got married.

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have any of you discovered these? i don't know if it falls within the realm of spidey senses, but my eye starts twitching when one of my children comes in range. also, i can magically move their bowels just by sitting down to eat.

 

anyone else have any of these super powers?:)

 

I too have discovered that simply uttering the words "Let's start school" or "Take out your (put in any subject) books, creates the need to "go".

 

I am also discovering that I am the only one that knows how to replace items back in their proper home after I am finished with them.

 

I am trying to pass this power on to my dc.

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My mommy super power is my magnetic field that pulls my children to me. For instance: DS will go to the kitchen looking for a snack. He'll walk all the way to the opposite end of the house (where I am in the bathroom) to ask me if he can have a certain snack. I will walk all the way back to the kitchen with him to discover DH sitting on the couch, not three feet from the pantry!! "Why couldn't you ask daddy", I ask??

"I didn't see him!" DS answers.

 

Also, this week I am laid up with a sprained knee. Naturally, my three children are all drawn to the ottoman where my leg is elevated. :lol:

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My kids are convinced that I can see up stairs, around corners, through walls, and behind me. I do nothing to ruin this conviction. :D

 

My mommy super power is my magnetic field that pulls my children to me. For instance: DS will go to the kitchen looking for a snack. He'll walk all the way to the opposite end of the house (where I am in the bathroom) to ask me if he can have a certain snack. I will walk all the way back to the kitchen with him to discover DH sitting on the couch, not three feet from the pantry!! "Why couldn't you ask daddy", I ask??

"I didn't see him!" DS answers.

 

 

 

See, now it is DADDY who has the superpower in this case: Invisibility!

 

:iagree: i wish i had that power, though i think you have to give up your hearing to get that one:001_smile:

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I have super hearing. It allows me to hear conversations through walls and at time great distances. I also have mommy GPS. It amazes dd that I know where she is at pretty much any given moment. For example at this moment she has no idea that I can see her and her little friend hiding in the bushes at the neighbors (empty) house.

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hmmm...I can magically wake a soundly sleeping infant by getting comfy and dozing off in my bed.

 

I can summon each one of my children who have urgent needs simply by sitting on the toilet or taking a shower.

 

Bloody emergencies often occur the moment I have an important phone call to make....

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hmmm...I can magically wake a soundly sleeping infant by getting comfy and dozing off in my bed.

 

I can summon each one of my children who have urgent needs simply by sitting on the toilet or taking a shower.

 

Bloody emergencies often occur the moment I have an important phone call to make....

 

:lol: i have all of these too!

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