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Slow cooker/crock pot recipes (no beef) please

 

Well, fine! Be that way!

 

The 15 year itch???

 

Seriously, I would have used cortisone cream and seen a doctor years ago.

 

I am stalled

 

Have you tried a jump start?

 

When flying internationally

 

Take a plane. Your arms will get really tired flying over the ocean.

 

Piano or music lessons?

 

Will you not need the piano for the music lessons?

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Okay, guys, I have a complaint about this thread. I usually read WTM on my phone while I'm nursing my toddler to sleep at night. Do you have any idea how hard it is to choke back laughter silently so that I don't wake him up?!

 

Yes, you do know not to consume liquids while reading thread like this, right?

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Do siblings all turn out "gifted"?

 

Not if you're from my family!:lol: My brothers are a prime example of that! I think they are the missing link.

 

No, in our family we have two gifted siblings and two idiots. I have to check the calendar on any given day to see which part I am supposed to play that day. :tongue_smilie:

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I can't open the closet. Haven't you ever seen what happens when you open a closet? Don't you watch tv? :svengo:

 

I love this thread. It is a place to let my sarcasm run free! :sneaky2:

 

Obviously at my expense! Your first quote was directed at me! ;)

 

I have SO MANY sarcastic responses to things on here. It's hard to hold back!

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Ideas for physical interludes during the day?

 

Oh, my dear, this isn't *that* kind of forum! We're more genteel than that. Now, if you want to discuss "tea parties" and booKs, we're your gals.

 

Ok, first: Lock all outside doors from the outside. Use the remote control to come in through the garage. Be sure to bring it with you. DO not mistake it's buttons for any other buttons you many want to push. Plop your children in front of the tv and let them watch something you ordinarily wouldn't. Lock you and (presumably) your hubby in your room. You have ten minute before a child knocks on your door or some other catastrophy insues so use the microwave. All of this, assumes that your house is already sufficiently baby-proofed. Good luck! GO! :auto:

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Okay, guys, I have a complaint about this thread. I usually read WTM on my phone while I'm nursing my toddler to sleep at night. Do you have any idea how hard it is to choke back laughter silently so that I don't wake him up?!

 

I have to finish reading this thread later because I am at work and I am trying not to laugh out loud. :tongue_smilie:

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Anyone live in <insert state>?

Nope they have all left, you are the only one in the entire state. I sure hope they didn't all fall victim to a zombie apocalypse.

 

(from another board) How do I teach my toddler the ABC's?

I don't know about you but I Start with A then I move on to B..

 

Are phonics and spelling important at this age?

noop nat att al fonix an spelin can stap at cindurgartin

 

Would you eat this?

Yes, I hear laptops stay crunchy in milk.

 

What do you think of....

Of can't think he is just a word.

 

What do you use for Spanish?

 

Dora the explorer

 

Ahhh!!! Girls and boys are different!

You're how old and you haven't known this yet!?

 

Tired of pleasing everyone at dinner time

 

Can't you do that later, after the kids are in bed?

 

Suggestions for Online Dyslexia Assessment?

 

Here's one:

 

Is a 19 year old a teenager or a senior citizen?

:lol::lol:

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Rooting Grapes and Pears (Separately!) - Question

 

Answer:

 

GO GRAPES GO! RAH RAH RAH!

 

GO PEARS GO! RAH RAH RAH!

 

 

 

 

Separately doesn't make it any better! It's still not appropriate conversation for this forum! And a cheer team? :eek:

 

Oh my! Dialect differences: I'm blushing!

 

Rosie

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Is there such a thing as an unbiased church history spine?

 

I don't think so, but I've heard that there are clavicles and femurs that are unbiased. Spines are always going from one side to the other and therefore should not be trusted. Just my humble 2 cents. ;)

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