Wrote up my most recent birth story, because it was a doozy: http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/1130011/i-delivered-my-own-baby-in-car

I just cashed in $412 worth of change!!!

Went clothing shopping. Got help from lady working at store. She wouldn't let me buy clothes too big. I'm officially smaller than I would have guessed I ever could get. Wonder what I'll be when I lose the next 20-25 pounds?

Should have read the 40 colleges book earlier.

There are few problems in life that can't be remedied with a good shovel.

Drive kids to pool, pay $12 admission, pool closes less than a minute later. No refunds!!

My children are declining to do school today because they don't "feel" like it. I'm wondering if my play should be (i) "I beg to differ" or (ii) "OK, let's scrub toilets for eight hours." I'm going to sip my coffee for a few minutes and let them think I'm actually considering their demands.

Joss Whedon's Much Ado is free on Amazon Prime! What a great way to end Mother's Day.

Found the Kindle in the garbage can and Legos in the toilet! Baby loves the garbage can and toilet! Working on training older kids to shut the bathroom door. Can;t lock potty chair or else 4.5 yrs old will flip.

I just figured out my cat is 9 years old. I'm so sad.

Don't wanna do school today. Field Trip! Oaks Amusement Park.

I have my first-ever mammogram tomorrow. At least it's just a baseline, but I'm not looking forward to it.

I officially hate Home Depot more than Sears. They sell me washer/dryer, take my money, schedule delivery and then tell me its backordered till infinity and beyond.

What's more annoying? Being stabbed by a push pin or snapping yourself with a rubber band while binding up index cards? Can't decide.

Sometimes I cheat at Candyland, so zi can just lose already.

Ds sees The Hobbit -> ds reads the Hobbit -> ds starts writing in dwarvish -> ds starts Fellowship of the Ring -> ds now does smeagol impressions and talks about LOTR for at least 2 hours out of every day. Is there anyway to stop this train?

What's for dinner? Steamed shrimp, english peas, & rice pilaf here!

I love holiday lights.