These are all so funny!
Several years ago our dog had a litter of puppies. To sell the puppies, I called the local newspaper and placed an ad-making sure to say that the puppies were fully weaned, had their first shots, etc.
The newspaper arrived the next morning and I flipped to the puppies for sale section to read our ad.
Well, we must of had some pretty special dogs, because right there in black and white it stated that our puppies were "fully winged".
I guess I should have enunciated better. :)