It's April, fools.

I'm having some weird deja vu and amnesia moments. I can't tell if I've read these threads/written these posts/asked these questions before or if I wanted to have asked them but forgot or something else.

Attention WTM World: I'm Back! Gil is on the boards. Let the rejoicing commence.

I just realized that this is June 1. I'm out.

Nothing says "off to a bad start" like a broken toe on a Monday morning.

How do you know you're overworked? When you wake at 7am but don't realize its Easter until 1:32 pm, thats how.

Happy Pi day everyone! This is our last day of school before Spring Break!

Don't you just wish kids had filters? Not all the time, but right before they say something embarrasing? Yeah, me too.

Goodnight, dear Boardies.

I taught my 1st grader how to cook hamburgers and steamed broccoli. Best.Idea.EVER!

It is hard to concentrate with a creepy a$$ cat watching your every move.

1st grade homework question: What is another word for "smelly". My first graders responce: "Odiferouse"

With necessity being the mother of invention, I should have more patents than Thomas Edison.

Lost: One Mind. If found, please contact Gil.

Question: If *WE* are online right now, then who is teaching the kids? Hmmm....

I got bored with my Spanish class, so I did all of the homework for the whole term. Now what?

You know the feeling when you stay up so late you can't afford to go to sleep? I hate that feeling...

dad do not be mad at us if you see it. we are very sorry.

my son is the best ever. I love him and will get him a pet for his birday. he deservs a dog and a cat!!!

buddy is smarter than pal. hehe.

Pal is smert and great. haha.

my son is the best ever. I love him and will get him a pet for his birday.

My boys made me dinner as a prize for finishing my finals :). Fried Chicken, Mashed potatoes and mac n cheese. Get this--they even washed the dishes!!!

I spent 30 minutes looking for the top to the marker in my hand. I found the top...on the marker that was in my hand!