Natalieclare...he wanted a vacuum birthday, lol...but I didn't pull it off.

I bought a chocolate cake, and an Ironman mask, made of chocolate, instead. (It was really cool!)

It occurred to me to get a dollhouse vacuum and stick it on a cake, but...I procrastinated too long.

Percytruffle rocks!!

:-)

Hey...were your ears burning this weekend? :-) Mamagistra taunted me with the knowledge that she's met you, in real life! I'm jealous!

We talked about you over the flamingos at the zoo.

Is this how I respond to you, talking on my visitor page?

I'm sure all the techo-board-savvy ladies are rolling their eyes at me, just like I do when my Grandmother asks if it costs me anything to print something out on my computer...

Am I not supposed to be answering you on my visitor page? Will I ever understand this byzantine labyrinth of protocols? It's a riddle! Wrapped in an enigma! Shrouded in mystery!

Well...I guess I'll let you be my friend, Kate, even though you thought my avatar picture was a dumb potato head toy! How do you know that's not me, when I wake up in the morning? Or when I finish schooling my kids? How silly would you feel to know that, huh? HUH?

Was it scary to click over here and see a real pic of me, lol? RAH! ;-)

(Sorry, I had a writing deadline to meet, and I ate a bunch of vanilla bean truffles and drank some green tea. I'm a little fired up, lol.)

Chillax, y'all...I'm just trying to see what "Going Advanced" means.

I hope it's not anything I'll regret in the morning!

You know, at the risk of sounding like Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer ("Your world frightens and confuses me!"), I just don't know if I could navigate the MyFace. Or...Spacebook.

And no, Debra hasn't tried it yet, but I've had other folks approach me, and while that does a lot for my very delicate self-esteem...this new business here is enough for me to manage!

(Okay, I was responding to something that Gardenschooler said to me on my little comment page, just in case anyone else can see this and wonders what I've been drinking, lol.)