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Status Updates posted by nmoira
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'tis the season of cat vomit...
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It's our old, stupid cat (not her fault, DH got her after she was abandoned way, way too young) who comes running for string cheese wrappers. In days past before the kids were properly trained, she'd occasionally snag one and would spend the better part of a week trying to disgorge it. Grrr. Cats. Gotta love 'em, and stock up on enzymatic cleaning fluids.
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Orthodontist sticker shock. I think I need a drink.
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My eldest turns 12 tomorrow. *sniff* She's asked to try "cricket" sushi (there's a place... there's always a place) and for us to make (safely) edible cookie dough in lieu of cake. I don't know which sounds worse to me. :D
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If I had a rocket launcher...
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How is it that my kids are only just now hearing "I'm a Lumberjack" for the first time? I'm a bad parent.
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Today is our 15th wedding anniversary. Not quite so cool as if it were a 12th for 12/12/12. :)
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Brave or foolhardy: walking home with three dozen eggs, leading a dog, on black ice?
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A pound of bacon in the fridge with today's date on it. What to do? What to do? :D
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What have I done wrong such that Pandora thinks I'd ever want to hear Men at Work?
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Bought a Chromecast. Three months free Netflix, even for existing subscribers, drops its net price considerably.
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Six screens to cancel my Audible membership? Please, you're just provoking me. My last credits went to the complete and unabridged Churchill's A History of the English Speaking Peoples and The Twelve Caesars. :D
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I want my hour back.
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I'm so suggestible. Browsing through Cyber Monday sales, I see a "gourmet melon knife," "cuts thick rind on melon, like a hot knife through butter." Suddenly I've always wanted one. Then I start thinking, isn't cutting through a melon with a sharp knife always like cutting through butter? All shopping tabs now closed.
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Don't wanna do school today. We're all too consumed waiting for our next life in Candy Crush. The Colonel had nothing on this. Addictive.
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Sanctimoniously declaring, "I don't care what it looks like, as long as it's functional," does more often than not result in the eating of one's words when, as is inevitable, the cheapest colour choice is hot pink.
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Trying to convince my family to go out for a few hours so I can watch more Mad Men. Just started Series 3.
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44-clove garlic soup... here I come. :D
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Gah! Chicken backs for stock didn't come in, so they comped me turkey backs instead. DH is off to borrow a massive stock pot from a friend.
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There's a hole in my ignore bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza; There's a hole in my ignore bucket, dear Liza, a hole. But not for long.
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Nothing like hearing your kids sing Fairytale of New York while they decorate the tree to make it feel like Christmas.
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At least it was an accident at your house. Here, I have a mind like a sieve these days. The teens find it amusing and sometimes shocking to get music suggestions from a mother who was in college during the punk scene and who later worked in advertising with music promoters during the grunge days. I suspect I may not have understood some of the lyrics at that point in time.
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Cooking my first leg of lamb today... braised in red wine sauce. Usually the only Easter-y thing we do is buy some discounted chocolate the day after, but there was a good sale on lamb. :)
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I don't wanna do school. Field trip! Ice rink.
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DH has the WD-40 out. Yup... living that manly vibe. :P
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Our new washer is coming today. Yay! But it's a small laundry room and we have to take the dryer out before the washer can be exchanged,. DH was charged with removing the door. He got to use the WD-40 AND a hammer AND a screwdriver. "His Manliness" is now off watching The Hobbit with my eldest, most likely having foraged some popcorn and a bottle of water for himself and his daughter before settling down in his seat.
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I have taken the drastic measure of not only separating my lovely children, but warning them I'm about to finish the Christmas shopping, so they'd better stay separated. Yup. I've resorted to (implied) threats. It's that kind of day. Need more coffee.
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About to put pencils up my nostrils and say, "wibble."