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  1. 'tis the season of cat vomit...

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    2. Pixjen

      Pixjen

      I especially love when the run AWAY from tile/vinyl and TO the carpeting to deposit their gift. *ugh*

    3. swimmermom3

      swimmermom3

      I am glad to know that I am not the only one with perverse cats. We have so little carpet in our house. How do they do that?

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      It's our old, stupid cat (not her fault, DH got her after she was abandoned way, way too young) who comes running for string cheese wrappers. In days past before the kids were properly trained, she'd occasionally snag one and would spend the better part of a week trying to disgorge it. Grrr. Cats. Gotta love 'em, and stock up on enzymatic cleaning fluids.

  2. Orthodontist sticker shock. I think I need a drink.

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      They're working with us to take maximum advantage of our flex dollars. This year is a wash for flex because we're all getting new glasses.

    3. Chris in VA

      Chris in VA

      Dd just got her braces off--TOTALLY worth it!

    4. Chris in VA

      Chris in VA

      Dd just got her braces off--TOTALLY worth it!

  3. My eldest turns 12 tomorrow. *sniff* She's asked to try "cricket" sushi (there's a place... there's always a place) and for us to make (safely) edible cookie dough in lieu of cake. I don't know which sounds worse to me. :D

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    2. quark

      quark

      Warmest birthday greetings to all birthday kiddos!

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      Grasshoppers consumed (she's not sure she'll order them again). Cookie dough made (big hit). Back from the play (meh). Friend over (yay!). My duties are done until dinner. Good birthday so far.

       

      Diane, I hope the girls have a great birthday and enjoy their pickles. :D

    4. elegantlion
  4. If I had a rocket launcher...

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    2. Dana

      Dana

      News "media"...I understand.

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      I forgot to add that nobody was hurt. Lots of property damage though.

    4. quark

      quark

      We *do* have a rocket launcher. :) A mini one though.

  5. How is it that my kids are only just now hearing "I'm a Lumberjack" for the first time? I'm a bad parent.

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    2. KAR120C

      KAR120C

      What, you don't have the whole boxed set playing constantly in the background?? ;)

    3. elegantlion
    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      I know... I already said I was a bad mom. But I can be better....

  6. Today is our 15th wedding anniversary. Not quite so cool as if it were a 12th for 12/12/12. :)

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    2. SorrelZG

      SorrelZG

      Congratulations! :)

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      DH got his first tattoo last month (after coffee), of his own design: Kokopelli with a ukulele. I was at the coffee shop this morning, we (and the other adults) polished off two bottles of wine yesterday for DD's birthday party, and today just happens to be library day. Monday is pub night. :P

    4. clarkacademy

      clarkacademy

      Happy Day to you guys!

  7. Brave or foolhardy: walking home with three dozen eggs, leading a dog, on black ice?

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      And hot coffee. :D

       

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      But I'm glad I didn't have to drive in it. Scary stuff. Did you have to go far?

    4. PollyOR

      PollyOR

      12 - Ignorance was bliss the first few miles :) Now I'm thinking rain isn't so bad.

       

  8. A pound of bacon in the fridge with today's date on it. What to do? What to do? :D

  9. What have I done wrong such that Pandora thinks I'd ever want to hear Men at Work?

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    2. elegantlion

      elegantlion

      Are you craving Vegemite?

    3. elegantlion

      elegantlion

      Are you craving Vegemite?

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      You made me shudder in a bad way. :P

  10. Bought a Chromecast. Three months free Netflix, even for existing subscribers, drops its net price considerably.

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    2. elegantlion

      elegantlion

      That's what I read originally. I wondered why you were excited about cable. :lol:

       

    3. Mommy22alyns

      Mommy22alyns

      Give us a progress report after a while, that looks so neat!

       

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      I won't have it for about a month, but will do. :)

  11. Six screens to cancel my Audible membership? Please, you're just provoking me. My last credits went to the complete and unabridged Churchill's A History of the English Speaking Peoples and The Twelve Caesars. :D

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    2. RootAnn

      RootAnn

      Thanks for the reminder. I noticed I had a new credit arrive & 3 already banked. I need to spend & then cancel.

    3. lisabees

      lisabees

      Umm...please explain the reason for canceling. What don't I know?

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      I only cancelled the membership subscription, not the account. Since I listen more often to podcasts than audio books, it's more cost effective to purchase the occasional book at full price.

  12. I want my hour back.

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      It's the one day of the year I wish I lived in Arizona.

    3. Dolphin

      Dolphin

      me too, and the blue sky too please!

       

    4. amsunshine
  13. I'm so suggestible. Browsing through Cyber Monday sales, I see a "gourmet melon knife," "cuts thick rind on melon, like a hot knife through butter." Suddenly I've always wanted one. Then I start thinking, isn't cutting through a melon with a sharp knife always like cutting through butter? All shopping tabs now closed.

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    2. Belacqua

      Belacqua

      Amazon is close to convincing me that I need a panini press. I'll try to follow your example and hold firm.

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      I just use a cast iron bacon press and a grill pan... though if you don't have a grill pan, I can see the appeal :P

       

      Lisa, was it a Ginsu knife set?

    4. SunnyDays

      SunnyDays

      Amazon has been able to convince me of a great many things over the years. ;)

  14. Don't wanna do school today. We're all too consumed waiting for our next life in Candy Crush. The Colonel had nothing on this. Addictive.

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      I don't install many games on my phone. As a consequence, the kids seem to have much better self control than I do. :P

    3. TXBeth

      TXBeth

      Go into your settings and manually change the time forward three hours. Go back to candy crush. Immediately go back to settings and change the time back. The lives stay. Free refills! :)

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      Oh, you're bad.... :P

  15. Sanctimoniously declaring, "I don't care what it looks like, as long as it's functional," does more often than not result in the eating of one's words when, as is inevitable, the cheapest colour choice is hot pink.

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      Ha! That didn't even enter my mind. I don't dislike hot pink because it's girlie, I dislike it because it's the only colour worse than puce. The item in question is ear buds.

    3. Crimson Wife

      Crimson Wife

      At the hospital where my youngest sometimes goes for treatment, the parking level that inevitably has open spaces is painted in a shade of hot pink literally painful for me to look at.

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      I feel much the same way. Something about the colour makes me turn away and shield my eyes as if it's too bright to handle.

  16. Trying to convince my family to go out for a few hours so I can watch more Mad Men. Just started Series 3.

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    2. Roadrunner

      Roadrunner

      Still haven't. Two days of guests and I am falling off my feet. Hopefully I can stay awake for one at least!

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      Where are you in the series?

    4. Roadrunner

      Roadrunner

      I only have one more episode to catch up!

  17. 44-clove garlic soup... here I come. :D

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      No yoga... pub trivia. I'll fit right in. :D

       

      It's Smitten Kitchen's recipe, and it turned out nicely. Usually what I call "garlic soup" is a quick snack of smashed cloves cooked in a bit of chicken stock and served over a bit of crumbled toast and parmesan.

    3. Dana

      Dana

      We love garlic here...I'll use a bulb in stock...or in meatballs...but 44 cloves seems like quite a lot!

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      Not over four servings. :P Plus, it ends up quite mild in soup.

  18. Gah! Chicken backs for stock didn't come in, so they comped me turkey backs instead. DH is off to borrow a massive stock pot from a friend.

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      I'm good. I turned butcher and then pulled out a pasta pot. Everything fits with an inch to spare. Smells sooooo good.

    3. Marylou

      Marylou

      Did you add chicken feet????

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      Didn't have any... only turkey backs. I do it the Cook's Illustrated way: saute an onion, brown the backs, then sweat them backs for a while before adding the water and a couple bay leaves. It's ready in 90 minutes, and is soooo good. Dog and cats are happy too, 'cause they get the meat.

  19. There's a hole in my ignore bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza; There's a hole in my ignore bucket, dear Liza, a hole. But not for long.

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    2. Elizabeth in MN

      Elizabeth in MN

      Oh my, what a passive-aggressive post. But I'm sure you can't read this since you fixed the hole. Like this wouldn't post to the front page...

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      Surprise. I see you. (Though I'm not surprised that I see you.) FWIW, I blocked on poster, and not because I disagree with them.

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      Oops. "one"

  20. Nothing like hearing your kids sing Fairytale of New York while they decorate the tree to make it feel like Christmas.

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    2. swimmermom3

      swimmermom3

      At least it was an accident at your house. Here, I have a mind like a sieve these days. The teens find it amusing and sometimes shocking to get music suggestions from a mother who was in college during the punk scene and who later worked in advertising with music promoters during the grunge days. I suspect I may not have understood some of the lyrics at that point in time.

    3. nmoira
    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      And they'd heard it before... just hadn't paid enough attention to grab the lyrics.

  21. Cooking my first leg of lamb today... braised in red wine sauce. Usually the only Easter-y thing we do is buy some discounted chocolate the day after, but there was a good sale on lamb. :)

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      Six. And a nice cabernet would always be appreciated. :)

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      Shoot. I've been fighting something all week, and I'm only now almost down for the count. Good thing everything's prepped and the meal's more or less on autopilot now.

    4. Snickerdoodle

      Snickerdoodle

      Oh dear. Hopefully you won't get super sick!

       

  22. I don't wanna do school. Field trip! Ice rink.

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    2. jenn&charles
    3. melbotoast

      melbotoast

      Wait a second... :)

       

    4. Reflections

      Reflections

      I'm jumping on this bandwagon! FIELD TRIP! - destination unknown!

  23. DH has the WD-40 out. Yup... living that manly vibe. :P

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      :D

       

      Our new washer is coming today. Yay! But it's a small laundry room and we have to take the dryer out before the washer can be exchanged,. DH was charged with removing the door. He got to use the WD-40 AND a hammer AND a screwdriver. "His Manliness" is now off watching The Hobbit with my eldest, most likely having foraged some popcorn and a bottle of water for himself and his daughter before settling down in his seat.

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      OMG. He's having trouble with the dryer vent pipe and he's taken out the drill! I've sent the kids upstairs so they don't learn any new words (they're wordly enough already).

    4. pdalley

      pdalley

      Your DH must be brother to mine, LOL

  24. I have taken the drastic measure of not only separating my lovely children, but warning them I'm about to finish the Christmas shopping, so they'd better stay separated. Yup. I've resorted to (implied) threats. It's that kind of day. Need more coffee.

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    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      Ha. I kicked everyone out of the house and cracked open a Jubelale. Too light this year, girly even, but it still might do the trick. Going on a rum run later, but it was pre-planned (really) with an eye to Christmas Eve buttered rums.

    4. nmoira

      nmoira

      It's apt in this case, unfortunately. I'm to the point of scatterbrained-ness that I find myself planing to make plans. :P

  25. About to put pencils up my nostrils and say, "wibble."

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    2. nmoira

      nmoira

      We have dozens. :) But I only have two nostrils.

    3. nmoira

      nmoira

      And now the underwear.

       

      (wait for it...)

       

      "Wibble."

    4. GWOB
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