Unless they're that carrot cake flavored ones they were hawking around Easter time. Those were nasty. Annnnnnd it's another Booya/h for me!! I'm going to make it a Candy Kiss Booya/h (because my all time favorite commercial is the Hershey's Kisses Christmas commercial with the kisses as handbells)

I'm telling you guys, the way I'm buying strawberries this year, the strawberry man will soon be able to replace his little plywood shack with a modern glass and stainless steel structure.

I lunched. Now.... Science and history. Oops, I forgot the warning: Educational Post ahead. This is an Educational Post Booya/h. Brought to you by the letters H and T and the number 3.14.

Susan, hugs!! I'm sorry for you and your boy!! Hope he feels better soon!!

Yes, I am. But, it's the brand recommended by Mr. Jorge Cruise, the man who wrote the book I'm using, and I am a rule follower, if I am nothing else. And it's my Slim Day. And it filled me up. And I need to lose 15 more lbs.

Why does Greek yogurt make my mouth feel like chalk??

Thank you!! "Strewn" is much more descriptive, anyway.

It has to be specifically an iPad and they have specifics on this, that and the other thing it has to be. I will have to find out what the school says to do as far as parent monitoring. One thing the told us is to make sure the iPads only have WiFi and not cellular. I don't know what else.

Good Morning!!!! COFFEE!!!☕ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸ It's Monday!!😩😩😩

And that I can't pay attention??The amount of times I get interrupted trying to read ITT is in the squillions. Points for quoting myself.

You forget!! I am the one who doesn't pay attention.😩😩😩 Where have you been?😜

When I was teaching school, I taught Boys Bible for a year. And one boy, C, had gas so bad that one day he literally cleared the room. It stunk that bad. And it was just me standing there at the front of the classroom and him in his seat grinning. I about died.

You really don't want to know what Fart-touch is. Actually, I don't want to know what it is, either. But I have no choice, I live with these people. It's all around me. Littlest DD is sitting there, pushing and pushing and then announced, "that's it! My butt's empty!" Is it any wonder I drink so much COFFEE???☕ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸

No, I was thinking about the book, too!!

Do you really mean "exited"? Or should that be "excited"?

Now I have 2 girls on my bed and they're smelling each other's hair and playing Fart-touch. I am leaving now.

No problem, there's room for all. I have a California King size bed!!

Oh good!! So I can continue lying on my bed all evening. Thanks Slashie!! You're a good one, you are!!

One of my cats catches mice. I think it's Socks. And she leaves their bloody, mangled corpses laying around the patio. (Ellie, I used laying, not lying) Wait, should I have used lying?? Laying needs a direct object. Aaack!! Now I don't know. And now I have a screaming child. Hmm, let me see what she wants.

I don't want to!!!!!

When I was growing up we lived in the country. We had a huge, full chest freezer in the service porch. A mouse died under it. My mom wouldn't empty it and move it so we could get the mouse. We lived through all the stages of decomposition. 😵😷😖

I used to do that at Target. When I had 2 toddlers and a baby in a carrier on top of the seat on the grocery cart. Sometimes I'd put shampoo under the baby carrier so my boys wouldn't start playing with it and making a mess. And then, after I had checked out, dragged everyone to the car, put the boys in their car seats so they wouldn't run around the parking lot and get ran over, and then started unloading the shopping cart, I would find the unpaid for stuff, and you can bet I wasn't going to drag everyone back in the store. I think I tried to make it right the next time I was there, but they just looked at me like I was nuts and said "don't worry about it!"

We have, but unfortunately, we are not pacifist, and would not be allowed to take the bazookas or ENB with us.😜

Ok, so.... after a conversation with DS1, who will be going to high school in a couple of months, and will be required to have an iPad, I am getting my head out of the sand and realizing that I need to be up on social media and how to best monitor, but not stalk my child. Do any of you have advice, parent websites, etc. so that we can navigate this new phase of life? I'm just dreading this. Sometimes I wish he were still playing with Hotwheels and watching Dinosaur Train.

Well, we churched. It was good. I do so enjoy the new pastor. He tells it like it is. Going through the Sermon on the Mount and today was on the whole "turn the other cheek" thing. I have never before sat under a pastor who has such a way of making a person feel convicted, but not condemned. He's really good!, DH took the kids to the Street Faire today in down town Our Little Town. DS2's Boy Sout troup is selling snow cones and DH, bless his heart, is wandering around with the rest of the gang. I refused to go. I worked so hard yesterday, and I am beat today. So I put my foot down and refused to go. And now it's quiet.