All children are now officially feeling better. Woohoo!

Portfolio review finished. Alcohol opened.

It's that time of year I miss NJ most. PA annual paperwork *almost* done!

Quick! Pick a color, any color and tell me what it is.

DD13 has declared me the best mom ever. I found her free horse riding, something she has been begging for years to do but I could not afford it. I found a way for her to do so for free!

Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge

Just had a pseudo-serious discussion with DH about how Hanna Barbera has dumbed down Scooby Doo for the current generation. Clearly I need to get out more. (And clear the original Scooby Doo was superior on every front.)

Have you ever noticed how much little boys are like spring weather?

I don't think my return to the boards is going to last very long.

Spring break, Day 2: dd12 is making a board game with dd8 who glued her hands together while she was waiting.

I got 4 offers on my house!!!!!!

Physics Quest Spectra 5 is shipping. Check your doorstep!

A word of warning: If you give your 10 year old a Guinness World Records book, he will read you the whole. thing.

Nothing better than a mom who can make you feel like crap before she even walks in the house. Knowing she is crazy is only so comforting.

DS: Why do we have to obey you, Mom? Me: So that one day you'll be able to obey yourselves.