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  1. What do you call that place where the kids are still too sick to do normal stuff, but not too sick to annoy each other?

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      oh it is definitely some special parenting hell!

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  2. It's official, the children are fluent in my first language, sarcasm.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      We've tried that.....they don't buy the "give mom a time out" thing anymore.

       

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  3. It's official, the children are fluent in my first language, sarcasm.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      Sometimes I really don't know if I should laugh or threaten to punish them somehow! :P

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  4. Lemon bars must be cooled before consuming. Lemon bars must be cooled before consuming. Why can't I remember that?

  5. I have been childless most of the day. It has been so...quiet. On the plus side, I have had time to devote myself to finding the *perfect* song titles for the Yoga Pant Sluts new album!

  6. Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein is not the monster. Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein is the monster.

  7. I bought some snake oil. The salesman said it would help with my gullibility.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      I've heard that word isn't even in the dictionary!

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  8. Someone "one-starred" my profile. What? Are we in middle school? Sheesh.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      I agree with Sadie. Just chalk it up to Churchill being right, having enemies just means you've stood up for something.

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  9. Lost: One Mind. If found, please contact Gil.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      Shake down NotMe. That little imp is at the root of everything that happens around our place!

       

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  10. If you were a peak flow meter where would you be?

  11. If you were a peak flow meter where would you be?

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      Did you check the freezer? Every time I toss the house and can't find something it winds up being there.

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  12. I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

  13. My husband shows his love with a Big Bang Theory calendar. :)

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      He's a keeper then!

  14. I should not be accountable for things I said while not actually awake

  15. I had a list on the kitchen counter of things I needed to do for ds17's birthday dinner tonight. One was "make tea." I just noticed that beside it, dh wrote "WOOHOO!" :D

  16. Me to dd: What's the status of your homework? Dd: Compromised. #toomuchS.H.I.E.L.D

  17. Full blown Aspie meltdown in progress......give me strength.......and booze. I think this requires booze.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      Thanks y'all!

      Compared to yesterday today was sweetness and light.

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  18. Full blown Aspie meltdown in progress......give me strength.......and booze. I think this requires booze.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      Whew. That was draining but at least he is calmed down enough that he might sleep tonight.

       

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  19. at the dentist with my SPD kid. shoot me now.

  20. at the dentist with my SPD kid. shoot me now.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      I feel your pain. A huge line of thunderstorms has derailed our school today. Thunder=no learning. *sigh*

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  21. Facebook just threw a Mike Huckabee homeschool post/page up because I *might* like it. WTH did I ever post/like on facebook to make them think I'd wanna see that?

  22. I have hunted and gathered, foraged and pillaged, and our household is again supplied with toilet paper. I am the conquering hero.

  23. Whoever one-starred my profile - boo on you! :p

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      I bet someone on a tablet hit it without realizing. I have accidentally liked a few bizarre posts and given stars to a few threads that way.

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  24. I save Dh's life this morning. Very scary. Glad I remembered CPR from high school.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      My goodness! Hope everything is okay now; please updated us soon.

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  25. A deer just kicked out the window of my parked car. Jerk.

    1. *Lulu*

      *Lulu*

      My goodness! That is crazy!

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