When will I ever learn? Put the diaper on the baby IMEDIATLY after the bath. Snuggling a naked, wrapped-in-a-towel baby is going to result in a wet lap. :P
Mine pooped on the bed three days after she was born. We commemorated the event in Sharpie, and my now-eight-year-old thinks it's hysterical when I turn the mattress. Stay dry! :)