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"It needs to be more sleek and slippery." My perfectionist is practicing cursive.
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"Under the sea and the Mason-Dixon Line!" My daughter and I recall different plot points in the Little Mermaid.
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6 kids who use pencils. Two sharpened pencils in the house. Broken pencil sharpener. Send help. (Imagine I'm typing this in crayon.)
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Confession: sometimes I steal my daughter's slap bracelet so that I can play with it.
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Dancing around the kitchen to the Cure after everyone else is asleep? I needed that.
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Did I need to find dead chickens in the driveway when I'm cleaning the house for my son's transition meeting?
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Everyone is asleep so I'm curling up with a cup of tea and my newest seed catalog. Spring is coming eventually, right?
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I am delivering all nagging by singing telegram today. Strangely I am enjoying this more than my children.
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I needed to finish the box so that none of the remaining cheez-its could tempt me. This is why I don't normally buy them.
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I wonder how much longer it will take for my children to realize I cut off more than a foot of my hair.
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I'm having red wine with my hamburger helper dinner. In my defense, it's a new "classy" flavor.
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I've done something to break my sewing machine, and I still have one full blanket and half of two others to finish. Plus Christmas pajamas. My second sewing machine isn't working. The third one is somewhere in the shed outside. I'm looking for a Christmas miracle.
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In the unlikely event that anyone is looking for me, I'll be back in a week. (Because of the holiday, not the update!)
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Is anything more disheartening than throwing in the towel and calling to order pizza...only to have no one answer and realize you need to cook after all?
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Making dandelion tea! We are so weird.
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My baby cries unless he's touching me. Two weeks of either touching or crying. That's not normal.
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My husband is resisting my plan to establish a beagle farm.