No elephant ninjas? No bazookas? That IS a weird dream. Huh.

ACK! Sorry! Running around a campus all day. Start veging in front of Food Network😳

Dude. I go out of TOWN and y’all start trying to take away my lil campers? Not cool, peeps. <<insert tappy toe dude here>> Umm, Susan...after all those kids, I would have thought that you had figured that out.😳

Management.

((maize))

Kroeger also owns Fred Meyer, another regional brand.

I must end our school day with a 4-hour drive. Assuming going the speed limit. On a winding, two-lane highway. Which I will not do at night. Well, not during the day either. Because our neighbors to the east are nuts. (Their highway speed limit is 10 mph higher than ours. And I don't even drive OUR speed limit at night. Because of obstacles [aka, "deer," "moose," and/or "elk." or possibly "big-horned sheep" on this particular roadway].) And it's supposed to get down into the single digits. You know, where de-icer freezes. Wah.

Oh and, while we love her, we don't take Ducky terribly seriously. She cannot spell. Poor dear. Bless her widdle waddle heart. #noh Ooo, I LOVE TJs. We have ALL the options here. (Well, not Aldi's, it's not our region, and Kroger's has a different name). All we have to do is drive 2 hours one way to get there!

Well, we managed to survive 5 years without imitating the K-8 board...

((maize)) She'll do great! But I understand; I've sent my across the country twice now. I almost died the first time. She had a FAB time, absolutely loved it. I'll bet yours will, too.

You are now the ponies' favorite person!

Ponies taken care of. No PoopAerobics™. It's frozen. 😑 (And, honestly, it's not THAT cold out there. It's actually been a very mild winter, which has turned me into a baby. 😋)

Mom?

Susan?

Does anyone have a cattle prod? Jean?

And the short person and I are going to be out of town for three days. I have MUCH to do. So sitting here is a bad plan.

I really should be out doing PoopAerobics™. But it's 15 freaking degrees and I don't wanna. ("Freaking degrees" are much, MUCH more difficult to handle than regular degrees, FYI. You're welcome.)

Solution: Stop reading those threads. No, really. Unless you know for certain that the situation is EXTREMELY similar to your own, it's of absolutely no use anyway. You're doing great, Spuds. Relax. It's going to be fabulous. And it's going to be over before you know it.

(I just want you all to know that typing that caused me physical and psychic agony. I must go lie down.)

If we wuz in2 book larnin we wudnt be homescroolin, amirite???

Humph. How RUDE they are!

To heck with the lesson plans, DID YOU BUY A CAR??? Spill it, sister!

I think the corrected version sounds fab!

SHHHH!!! We don't talk about those things here...

In fact, we are SO awesome that it needed to be said twice, apparently. 😐