So in light of these discussions, I decided to up my game a little today. I dug out some nice, low-heeled shoes I haven't worn in a while and headed out food shopping.
Then I remembered why I haven't worn them much. They...er, squeak. Though it's more like a whoopie cushion kind of sound. With every single step. So while people might have judged the sensible, frumpy shoes I would otherwise have worn, their children probably would not have followed me through the bulk section, giggling.
Thanks a heap, Hive. :)