Resurrecting this to say thank you so much for existing. This happened to me about an hour ago at work, and I just traumatized all my co-workers. Allergy season and post nasal drip, some salty sunflower seeds, and swallowing salty spit just a little "off" created the perfect storm of spit and snot to block my airway and sent me into the office hallways sounding like a literal zombie! Terrifying! Again thanks for talking me down and giving me something to share with the Office. <3