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  1. Audrey

    I'm supposed to be a tough old broad. Why, then, do little animals always find a way to get in under my armour?

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    2. Reflections

      Reflections

      :) Which animal is not well?

       

    3. Audrey

      Audrey

      It's our oldest house cat.

    4. melbotoast

      melbotoast

      :( So sad when our animals are sick.

  2. Audrey

    Darn! All out of newt toes.

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    2. aggieamy

      aggieamy

      Oh, is your friend coming over for dinner? I didn't think that newt toes would be on her list of acceptable foods. :)

       

      (Hope I'm thinking of the right story.)

    3. Audrey

      Audrey

      All newt is good newt, Chuckie.

    4. Reflections

      Reflections

      One of my cats might be able to hook you up! Do you mind if they are slightly chewed on?

  3. Audrey

    oo... ooo... witchy woman...

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    2. TGHEALTHYMOM

      TGHEALTHYMOM

      The Eagles

       

    3. MelAR05

      MelAR05

      :)

    4. freeindeed

      freeindeed

      ...see how high she flies...Love The Eagles! I saw them in concert twice. :)

  4. Audrey

    There are few problems in life that can't be remedied with a good shovel.

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    2. Erica in OR

      Erica in OR

      Read that as "a good novel." That works for me...

    3. ErinE

      ErinE

      To bury the evidence?

    4. TGHEALTHYMOM

      TGHEALTHYMOM

      Fires help!

  5. Audrey

    Wishing it were warmer.

    1. awisha.

      awisha.

      It was 39°c/100°f here yesterday. It's 29°c today. You can have our hot weather!!!

    2. Audrey

      Audrey

      It is -20°C here tonight. I'll split the difference with you. :)

    3. SunnyDays

      SunnyDays

      Should I tell either one of you it's supposed to be 60 degrees F here this weekend?? :)

  6. Audrey

    Grow up and get yourself some big girl panties already.

    1. Dana

      Dana

      Would that be a thong? ;)

    2. Stacia

      Stacia

      Now I have the song "These Boots are Made for Walking" running through my head, lol.... ;-)

    3. suzybluecheese

      suzybluecheese

      Are you saying I should start wearing panties?

  7. Audrey

    I have come to realise that decluttering never ends. :-(

    1. RootAnn

      RootAnn

      Amen!

      But it does make cleaning easier & organizing more helpful!

    2. Critterfixer

      Critterfixer

      Think of it as weeding. Weeding never ends either.

    3. Stacia

      Stacia

      I know. I've been ignoring it in my house lately & I can tell.... :-/

  8. Audrey

    Ah, lentils...

    1. Stellalarella

      Stellalarella

      brown or red?

    2. Audrey

      Audrey

      French green, Puy, to be precise. :)

  9. Audrey

    Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance...

    1. Jen in NY

      Jen in NY

      are the stars up above in your eyes?

    2. besroma

      besroma

      A fantabulous night to make romance...

  10. Audrey

    I have pink pants!

    1. Isabella

      Isabella

      Cool! I've been seeing bright colours all around the shops here.

    2. freeindeed

      freeindeed

      Awesome!

  11. Audrey

    My plan for world peace = everyone gets a kitten. However, my cats' plan for world domination = everyone gets a kitten.

    1. Avila

      Avila

      Love it. :)

  12. Audrey

    Remember when trolls were just ugly dolls with crazy hair?

    1. swellmomma

      swellmomma

      Well at least those were not restricted the the elite...unless you count bingo addicted grannies to be the elite.

  13. Audrey

    Attitude is your best accessory. Rock it.

    1. swimmermom3

      swimmermom3

      Especially when you have teens.

  14. Audrey

    "Instant classic" is not only an oxymoron, it's also a moronic marketing tool.

    1. Alenee

      Alenee

      Like. :-)

  15. Audrey

    How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

    1. Chris in VA

      Chris in VA

      3! One, two, three...CRUNCH!

  16. Audrey

    Why do people not show up when they say they will?

    1. freeindeed

      freeindeed

      I know. It is so frustrating!

       

  17. Audrey

    Fifteen years. Are we really that old?

    1. freeindeed

      freeindeed

      Anniversary? If so, you are definitely NOT old. I know this because hubby and I celebrated ours last December. And we are young, oh so young! :)

  18. Audrey

    Just have to say... on the National Review thread -- YOU GO GIRL!

  19. Audrey

    Hi Rhonda. Saw your post. For various reasons, I don't do pms on this board. What did you want to ask? :)

  20. Audrey

    Sunny days at last!

  21. Audrey

    Oh beloved Spring (AKA - cute-shoe-season)!!

  22. Audrey

    Oh beloved Spring (AKA - cute-shoe-season)!!

  23. Audrey

    The apple pie was worth the trip.

  24. Audrey

    Hey... I can admit I went a bit out of line in my post, but it was mainly mimicking her attitude. Sure, mine needed to be deleted, but so does hers. I can take a hand slap. I deserved it. Yet, a little consistency would be nice.

  25. Audrey

    I'm very serious, beans! Cream of cr*p soup is noxious. :ack2:

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