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  1. "Instant classic" is not only an oxymoron, it's also a moronic marketing tool.

  2. Ah, lentils...

    1. Stellalarella
    2. Audrey

      Audrey

      French green, Puy, to be precise. :)

  3. Ah, so THIS is what it feels like when ice cubes cry.

  4. Ah, so THIS is what it feels like when ice cubes cry.

  5. All the good ones go too soon. :(

  6. Approved, and welcome! :)

  7. Attitude is your best accessory. Rock it.

    1. swimmermom3

      swimmermom3

      Especially when you have teens.

  8. Darn! All out of newt toes.

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    2. aggieamy

      aggieamy

      Oh, is your friend coming over for dinner? I didn't think that newt toes would be on her list of acceptable foods. :)

       

      (Hope I'm thinking of the right story.)

    3. Audrey

      Audrey

      All newt is good newt, Chuckie.

    4. Reflections

      Reflections

      One of my cats might be able to hook you up! Do you mind if they are slightly chewed on?

  9. Fifteen years. Are we really that old?

    1. freeindeed

      freeindeed

      Anniversary? If so, you are definitely NOT old. I know this because hubby and I celebrated ours last December. And we are young, oh so young! :)

  10. Grow up and get yourself some big girl panties already.

    1. Dana

      Dana

      Would that be a thong? ;)

    2. Stacia

      Stacia

      Now I have the song "These Boots are Made for Walking" running through my head, lol.... ;-)

    3. suzybluecheese

      suzybluecheese

      Are you saying I should start wearing panties?

  11. Hey Parabola. Oh, it's cold up here, too. Colder than a witch's... oh wait. No, mine are actually kind of warm. :lol:

  12. Hey... I can admit I went a bit out of line in my post, but it was mainly mimicking her attitude. Sure, mine needed to be deleted, but so does hers. I can take a hand slap. I deserved it. Yet, a little consistency would be nice.

  13. Hi Rhonda. Saw your post. For various reasons, I don't do pms on this board. What did you want to ask? :)

  14. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

    1. Chris in VA

      Chris in VA

      3! One, two, three...CRUNCH!

  15. I have come to realise that decluttering never ends. :-(

    1. RootAnn

      RootAnn

      Amen!

      But it does make cleaning easier & organizing more helpful!

    2. Critterfixer

      Critterfixer

      Think of it as weeding. Weeding never ends either.

    3. Stacia

      Stacia

      I know. I've been ignoring it in my house lately & I can tell.... :-/

  16. I have pink pants!

    1. Isabella

      Isabella

      Cool! I've been seeing bright colours all around the shops here.

    2. freeindeed
  17. I'm supposed to be a tough old broad. Why, then, do little animals always find a way to get in under my armour?

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    2. Reflections

      Reflections

      :) Which animal is not well?

       

    3. Audrey

      Audrey

      It's our oldest house cat.

    4. melbotoast

      melbotoast

      :( So sad when our animals are sick.

  18. I'm very serious, beans! Cream of cr*p soup is noxious. :ack2:

  19. Just have to say... on the National Review thread -- YOU GO GIRL!

  20. Lots of little sunshines today.

  21. Love the new Chat Board. :)

  22. My plan for world peace = everyone gets a kitten. However, my cats' plan for world domination = everyone gets a kitten.

  23. Oh beloved Spring (AKA - cute-shoe-season)!!

  24. Oh beloved Spring (AKA - cute-shoe-season)!!

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